Written
by Lewis Morton
Directed
by Ron Hughart
Starring:
Billy
West: Fry, Farnsworth, Zoidberg, Glurmo
Katey
Sagal: Leela
John
DiMaggio: Bender, Hermaphrobot
Maurice
LaMarche: Calculon, Commissioner
Phil
LaMarr: Hermes, Slurm Advert Anouncer
Lauren
Tom: Amy
Dave
Herman: Slurms McKenzie
Tress
MacNeille: Monique, Slurm Queen, Slurm groupie No. 2
Pamela
Anderson: Dixie
Length:
21:18
Opening
Cartoon: Simpsons Short - 'Making Faces' (mg09)
The
people in the background on the advert start a conga line
The
Slurm advert says: SLURM HAS BEEN FOUND TO CAUSE CANCER IN LABORATORY
HUMANS.
EMPLOYEES
OF SLURM CORP. AND THEIR FAMILIES ARE ELIGIBLE TO ENTER AND WILL PROBABLY
WIN.
THE
FOLLOWING SPECIES ARE INELIGIBLE: SPACE WASPS, SPACE BEAVERS, ANY
OTHER ANIMAL WITH THE WORD 'SPACE' IN FRONT OF IT, SPACE CHICKENS,
AND THE ELUSIVE YAK-FACE.
You
can buy slurms in 6 packs
Fry
loses 10 teeth
Bender
has a 6502 processor
Dr.
Zoidberg's human anatomy wall-chart, is hanging upside-down
Zoidberg's
sign says:
NO
SQUI
NTING
FOUR
EYES
The
sign outside the shop says 'Open 28 Hours'
On
the shelves there is Mom's Robot Oil, Robo-Fresh, Tanning Butter,
Bachelor Chow, Baked Beans and Glagnar's Human Rinds for sale
There
is a sign in the shop that advertises 'Ice-Cold Slurmees'
You
can buy 'Hot Logs' in the shop
In
the 3-D Scrabble game Farnsworh is holding the letters FUUTAMR
Fry
and Bender win motor bike, a jet ski, some slurm jumpers and caps
and a coolbox full of slurms
The
slurm store is called 'SLURMME SHOPPE'
Mutant
t-shirts have four arms
The
authority that Farnsworth calls is the Bureau for soft drinks, tobacco
and firearms