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No Compromises Part 1 By Paul A. Metcalfe August 1st - am The rhythmic breathing coming from Amy's bed, was rudely disturbed by the incessant clanging of her Mars University alarm clock, informing in no uncertain terms that it was time to get up. Instinctively she stretched out her arm, and slammed her hand down on the off lever. "Ai ya, it's morning again, and I was having such a wonderful dream about what presents I'll get for my birthday", commented Amy to herself as she threw back the covers and shuffled out of bed. As she stood in her satin pink pyjamas, and stretched in attempt to get some wakefulness running through her body, the thought of a nice refreshing shower was strong in her mind. Just as she headed towards the bathroom, her telephone started ringing. "Typical, this always happens when I really need a shower", she said to herself, while picking up the receiver. "Amy Wong." she said into the handset. "Amy, dis is Hermes." came the voice of the Planet Express bureaucrat. "Yeah, Hermes, what do you want at this time in the morning? answered a slightly irritable Amy. "Good News actually, due to an electrical fault at de office, you can come in late today, say about 9.30." came the response "Thank you Hermes, I'll see you then." answered Amy as she put the phone down and restarted towards the shower. **** Leela walked into the Planet Express Building lounge some 40 minutes after Hermes had rung Amy, and stared in disbelief at the mess it was in. There were boxes strewn all over the floor, most of the tables and even the sofa. Sitting at the only table without any boxes was Hermes, who appeared to be scribbling furiously on a sheet of bureaucratic paper. "Hi Hermes." she said once his attention had been captured. "Morning Leela, I gave Amy most the morning off so I could complete this inventory of her Birthday Party items, but Fry and Bender have disappeared again, so will you help?" asked Hermes with a desperate look in his eyes. "Typical." she muttered under her breath. "Yeah, sure what needs to be done?" she replied dejectedly "Only that box over dere, and then we have to hide them in de Lab", he said pointing to a large rectangular box with "Banners-R-Us" emblazoned on the side. Leela walked over to the box and opened it, and withdrew a banner, after stretching it out to full width, she noticed the wording "Happy Birthday Amy" was surrounded by multicoloured balloons. "One wall width banner with 'Happy Birthday Amy' printed on It." she advised. "Check, everything is here for Amy's surprise birthday party, now we have to hide it in de Lab." responded Hermes, as Leela repacked the banner. Fry and Bender nonchalantly ambled back into the lounge, just as Leela and Hermes were taping up the last box. "Now dat you two are here, you can store dese in the de Lab." instructed Hermes. "Aww, why? We helped to bring them in!" responded a crest-fallen Fry. "Yeah, why do we have to do it?" chorused Bender. "If you two hadn't gone and left Hermes to do the inventory, then you wouldn't be moving the boxes again." retorted an angry looking Leela. "Yeah mon, now get to it, and quick." commanded Hermes. "Leela, you'd better go and meet Amy, and make sure she don't come in here." he added. As Fry and Bender started removing the boxes, Hermes wandered back to his table and started bureaucratically tidying up his inventory notes and Leela headed to the front door to intercept Amy, pondering the best way to distract her. Leela waited by the front door for a few minutes, before Amy strolled in wearing her familiar pink sweat suit. "Hi Leela, I thought there was an electrical fault this morning?" she asked "I managed to fix the fault, Fry had overloaded an electrical point last night, and it had blown the main circuit fuse, responded Leela. "Oh OK, so why are you standing there then?" questioned Amy. "I was waiting for you to arrive", came the brisk response. "Oh, Why? Hermes said I could get in late!" came the truthful explanation "Yeah I know he did, but I'm having trouble thinking of a Birthday Present for you, why don't you come shopping with me, so that you can pick what you want?" she asked. "You sure Leela, that's unusually friendly of you." responded Amy with a mischievous grin on her face. "Sometimes I just want hit her so hard" thought Leela "Amy, that wasn't very nice." retorted Leela. "Sorry Leela, I'd love to help you pick my present, as long as we go to Alien Overlord and Taylor for it" answered Amy. "Amy, that's the most expensive shop in New New York!" was Leela's choked response. "Well Guh, its the only place I shop" That I can see! sarcastically replied Leela as she looked at Amys Clothes. Spleesh Leela, this is a NuevoGucci Sweat Suit, do you want to help me or not? as she pulled the bottom of her top down a bit to reveal the logo, in a slightly annoyed manner. "OK, just this once though, now let's go." said Leela, as she grabbed Amy's arm and dragged her out of the building and towards the Tube portal. **** Fry and Bender stowed away the last of the boxes, and headed back to the lounge for another well-deserved rest. "Fry, what have you got Amy for her birthday?" asked Bender. "Weeellll, nothing yet, but I have plans", came the uncertain response. "I'm gonna give her some liquor, and if she don't like it, I will." quipped Bender. "You can't do that for someone's Birthday." answered Fry. "Why not, it's not that important to her, she has one every year" contested Bender, as he sat down on the sofa. "Aww screw this, let's watch some TV" he said looking up at Fry, who was staring at him in bewilderment. "Yeah, good plan" answered Fry as he sat down, and pressed the ON button on the remote control. **** On the other side of New New York, in a long deserted warehouse two figures sat around a table. "Ok, so in order to finance this project, I'm going to need to invest $10 million more" a female voice asked. "Yeah, 'fraid so, if you wanna make this the future for robots" a metallic Italian sounding male voice responded. "Ok, it's going to take me some time to get the capital requested" the female voice explained. "Sure lady, and I'm the President, you have 1 week, otherwise the deal's off", he instructed. "OK, I'll have the necessary funding by then. I have a fiendishly disgusting plan on how to get some of the money quick, my boys will kidnap the Wong's daughter, and then well hold her to ransom, they're sure to pay up" she responded. "They'd better, or it's the end of Mom's Friendly Robot Factory." said the male figure as he got up from the table and headed out of the building. From behind the female figure, three more people with a similar height and build appeared from the shadows. "But why kidnap the Wong's daughter?" one of them asked inquisitively. "Easy, her parents are loaded, they virtually own Mars University, have the largest Buggalo herd and own Wong Racing, the current holders of Universe Motor Racing Championship. So they should be able to give me the 5 million, without any trouble." "OK, so what's your plan for kidnapping her?" "Easy, go to her apartment and grab her, then take her to the refining plant on Europa for safe keeping." she ordered. "Yeah, good plan as always, we can do that." came back a half-confident reply. "Right, now that's clear, I'm going back to the office to see if our stocks are starting to rise again, after we lost millions during the crash" as she got up and left them standing there. "OK, let's get to the delivery truck, and then disguise it, in case anyone sees it, when we grab the Wong girl." commanded the leader of the three henchmen. "What time do we nab her?" asked one of the cohorts. "Tonight, when it's nice and dark." he replied with an evil sounding chuckle. **** Amy and Leela exited the tube and walked the short distance to Alien Overlord and Taylor's store. "Let's have a look in the Women's Fashion Department, maybe we can both find something new" remarked Amy while staring at Leela's tank top, pants and especially her boots. "I don't need anything new, Amy" insisted Leela, a sharp tone lacing her voice. "Well g'uh, you could have fooled me!" responded Amy with a wry grin as she pressed the elevator button for the 5th floor. "Just because I'm not a fashion guru, it doesn't mean I have to spend all my money on new clothes" shot back Leela venomously. "Jeez, why did Hermes pick me for this, anymore of her sarcasm and I'm gonna go out of my mind" "OK OK, I was only suggesting it" came Amy's stunned reply at Leela's reaction. "Poq Gai, Leela's so touchy about people trying to help her, it's unbelievable" Leela and Amy continued up the elevator to the 5th floor, with a stony silence between them. |