Episode Sounds: 1ACV10 - A Flight To Remember
Farnsworth: "Oh, great news, everyone!"
Bender: "Shove it! We quit!"
Leela: "Oh, god... Not Zapp Brannigan."
Zoidberg: "You know Zapp Brannigan?"
Leela: "Let's just say we crossed paths..."
Bender: "Was that before or after you slept with him?"
Brannigan: "She's a beautiful ship alright! Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out."
Fry: "I guess that just leaves you and your fake fiancée all alone on a romantic cruise."
Leela: "Take it off or I'll break it off."
Brannigan: "Kif, I'm feeling the captain's itch!"
Leela: "I'll get the powder, sir."
Brannigan: "No... the itch for adventure!"
Brannigan: "Prepare to change course!"
Kif: "Sir, this is a leisure cruise. Our path was set by the travel agency."
Brannigan: "That's for schoolgirls! Now here is a route with some chest hair!"
Kif: "But that course leads directly through a swarm of comets."
Brannigan: "Yes, comets. The icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kinda gravity boost. Or something."
Leela: "It would've been nice if you'd told me that you're going out with Amy."
Fry: "I'm not going out with Amy. It's just for her parents. Hey, you're not jealous, are you?"
Leela: "What? No. No, of course not."
Fry: "Good. Because I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful."
Speaker: "Now limboing for the Earth team: Hermes Conrad."
Boy: "You're my hero, Hermes. I'm gonna be just like you!"
Hermes: "No, boy, stop. It's too low. Your backbone can't take it!"
Boy: "I'm just like Hermes! I'm just like " *horrible bone cracking* *scream*
LaBarbara : "Nah you don't have to limbo if you don't want. It doesn't make you any less of a man."
Farnsworth: "Though it did get me some action."
Old woman: "I like a man who is ... flexible!"
Brannigan: "But as a gentleman, I must warn you. If you so much as glance at another woman, I'll be all over Leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure."
Kif: "Captain, may I have a word with you?"
Kif: "It's an emergency, sir."
Brannigan: "Come back when it's a catastrophe" *bang* "Oh very well ..."
Brannigan: "Don't blame yourself, Kif. We were doomed from the start. Nothing remains now but for the captain to go down with his ship."
Kif: "Why that's surprisingly noble of you, sir."
Brannigan: "No. It's noble of you, Kif! As of now, you're in command."
Brannigan: "Congratulations, captain!"
Contessa: "Bender, you risked your life to save me!"
Bender: "And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it."
Farnsworth: "Thank god, there are plenty of escape pots. We won't have to dress up like women and children!"
Leela: "Something's wrong. We're two metric tons over-weight!"
Amy: "Well, it's not me."
Fry: "Don't cry, Bender. Nobody really knows what happens in a black hole. It's possible she's still alive in another dimension somewhere. Right, professor?"
Farnsworth: "Oh, yes, absolutely!" *silently* "Not a chance."
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