Episode Sounds: 2ACV12 - The Deep South
Hermes: "Exciting news, people! The pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived."
Leela: "Hermes, that's sweet. I didn't know you cared about Nibbler."
Hermes: "Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space. But I do like filling out requisitions. And these were some doozies."
Leela: "The sun, the sea air, good friends..."
Bender: "Leela is right. Fishing blows. What do you say we make it interesting?"
Everybody: "Yeah, why not, cool."
Bender: "Everybody kick in five bucks." *everybody does* "There, wasn't that interesting?"
Hermes: "My manwich!"
Leela: "I've got something; and this time it's alive!" *pulls line* "Aww, Doctor Zoidberg... since when do you when wear boots?"
Zoidberg: "I wasn't wearing it. I was eating it..."
Leela: "Five thousand feet!"
Farnsworth: "Dear Lord! That's over one hundred and fifty athmospheres of pressure."
Fry: "How many athmospheres can the ship withstand?"
Farnsworth: "Well, it's a space ship. So I'd say anywhere between zero and one."
Leela: "There, good as new. Except that we're 3 miles below the surface, we don't have any food and the ship won't work under water."
Bender: "Tempers are wearing thin. Let's just hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."
Hermes: "The important thing is that we don't panic. There are rules for situations like this. Now, the first order of business is lunch. I suggest a nice lobster Zoidberg. I mean, err... lobster Newberg. I mean... Doctor Zoidberg."
Farnsworth: "This is a chance for Fry to test out my experimental anti-pressure pill."
Fry: "I can't swallow that!"
Farnsworth: "Well then, good news! It's a suppository."
Zoidberg: "Look at me! I'm Doctor Zoidberg! Homeowner!"
Fry: "So, err... Am I gonna drown?"
Umbriel: "'Course not. Just stay calm and let the gentle currents relax your every muscle."
Fry: "Oh yeah..."
Umbriel: "Did it just get warmer?"
Fry: "You know what I like best about you, Umbriel? You find me fascinating even when I'm not claiming to be a jewel thief or a lion tamer."
Umbriel: "Lions? There are sea lions on the land?"
Fry: "Yep. We call them land sea lions. I tame them."
Farnsworth: "This is unconfortable and humiliating! Now, if they could put it the form of a suppository..."
Hermes: "Well, it's all very nice here but we should be going. I miss me wife and me oxygen."
Farnsworth: "Yes, we all miss our loved ones and gases."
Fry: "Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom!"
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