Episode Sounds: 2ACV13 - Bender Gets Made
Bender: "Wow! I'm finally gonna see my favourite chef! TV's Elzar. Aww, this is the greates nanosecond of my life! No, this one is! No, this one. Wait! That one was ... slightly worse. Ah! So for so good on this one!"
ELzar: "Of course, every now and then you wanna knock it up a notch with a blast from your spice weasel. Bam!"
Zoidberg: "I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated!"
Bender: "Oh my god. I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants!"
Smitty: "You better keep your nose clean."
Bender: "That will be easy! I never wear the damn thing."
Bender: "Who are they?"
Elzar: "Let's just say they're very good customers. And I'm not answering any more questions."
Bender: "Are they the robot mafia?"
Robot: "Donbot, I beg you. I can't make this week's loan payment. Look into your hard drive and open your mercy file!"
Donbot: "File not found!" *long shooting and screaming ensues* "Let that be a warning to you!"
Robot: "Thank you, Donbot!"
Donbot: "Joey, Clamps, hurry up and blindfold 'em before they see us some more."
Leela: "Professor! Where were you at 10PM last night?"
Farnsworth: "Err, where am I now?"
Bender: "So they sent a helpless child to kill me! Well, I'm not going out without a fight!" *yeeha* *kick*
Tinny Tim: "Fine kick, sir! But... I'm actually here to deliver your cut from the cigar heist."
Bender: "Aww, sweet legal tender!"
Fry: "Eh, it's funny, Bender. With you sick and Leela blind only I know what really went on up there. Maybe some day... I'll tell you the whole story."
Bender: "And maybe some day, I won't listen."
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