Episode Sounds: 2ACV16 - Anthology of Interest I
Bender: "Ooh, ooh- I wanna axe it a question. As a robot living among humans I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So, I've always secretly wondered: What if I was 500ft tall?"
Hermes: "We're jerked. Nothing can stop a monster that big!"
Farnsworth: "Nothing except an even equally big monster!"
Zoidberg: *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* "What's this? Two meals in one week?"
Guinea Pig: *squeak*
Gang: "Gotcha! Sucker!"
Zoidberg: "Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!"
Bender: "Bite my colossal metal ass!"
Bender: "I came here with a simple dream. A dream of killing all humans. And this is how it must end? Who's the real 7 billion ton robot monster here? Not I, not I..."
Fry: "Good night, sweet prince."
Speaker: "Interesting stuff! Stay tuned for more ... Tales of Interest!"
Leela: "Make that machine show me what would happen if I was a little more impulsive. Just a little. Not too much."
Leela: "Hey, guys! Look what I bought on a wild impulse: New boots! They're like my old ones but with a crazy green stripe! Whoo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!"
(man-eating anteater mauling sounds in background)
Farnsworth: "Ohhh! You've killed me! You've killed me!"
Leela: "Oh, god. What have I done?"
Farnsworth: "I just told you. You've killed me!"
Hermes: "Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita. The Professor's been eaten by giant anteaters!"
Hermes: "If you ask me, it's mighty suspicious. I'm gonna call the police... right after I flush some things."
(gruesome flesh hacking sounds in background. Hermes screaming)
Zoidberg: "Alright, anteater number one. Who are you protecting? Is it anteater number two? Don't stick your tongue out at me! I need a name!"
Anteater 1: *growl*
Zoidberg: "What? How do you spell that?"
Hermes: "What are you hacking off? Is it my torso? It is! My precious torso!"
Zoidberg: "Hermes, quiet! I'm deducing things."
Bender: "There's nothing wrong with murder. Just as long as you let Bender wet his beak."
Leela: "You're blackmailing me?"
Bender: "Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The x makes it sound cool."
Leela: "I don't know what came over me. I killed one person on impulse. Then I had to kill another, and another!"
Fry: "Well, that covers the first 3 killings!"
Fry: "Um, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?"
Leela: "You idiot. We already saw that."
Fry: "I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again."
Farnsworth: "We're not seeing it again. Ask something less stupid!"
Fry: "Who are you people?"
Al Gore: "I'm Al Gore. And these are my vice presidential action rangers. A groupd of top-nerds whose sole duty is to prevent disruptions in the space-time continuum."
Fry: "I thought your sole duty was to cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate."
Al Gore: "That, and protect the space-time continuum. Read the Constitution."
Al Gore: "To my left you'll recognize Gary Gygax, inventor of Dungeons & Dragons."
Gary Gygax: "Greetings! It's a" *rolls dice* "pleasure to meet you!"
Fry: "Where am I, anyway?"
Nichelle Nichols: "You're travelling in a specially equipped terrestrial transport module."
Gary Gygax: "A school bus!"
Nichelle Nichols: "It's about that rip in space-time that you saw!"
Stephen Hawking: "I call it a Hawking Hole."
Fry: "No fair! I saw it first!"
Stephen Hawking: "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?"
Al Gore: "If we don't go back there and make the event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed. And as an environmentalist, I'm against that."
Stephen Hawking: "Great. The entire universe was destroyed."
Fry: "Destroyed? Then where are we now?"
Al Gore: "I don't know. But I can darn well tell you where we're not: The universe!"
Nichelle Nichols: *sigh* "Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again."
Gary Gygax: "Anyone wanna play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years?"
Nichelle Nichols: "Sure, I guess"
Stephen Hawking: "Yes, please."
Deep Blue: "Pawn to rook A."
Al Gore: "I'm a tenth level vice president!"
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