Episode Sounds: 2ACV18 - The Honking
- Farnsworth: "It has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors."
Bender: "So does my butt, but I don't put it on my wall. Although..."
Lazy dude Sal: "Gets outta here, youse lousy bum!"
Bender: "Please, I'm scared."
Lazy Dude Sal: "We're all scared! It's the human condition. Why do ya thinks I put on this tough-guy facade? Now beat it!"
- Bender: "B-E-N-D-E-R, Beeender! B-E-N-D-E-R, Beeender! Sayin' B-E-N Der..."
Hermes: "Mail call! Amy, here's your Designer Lingerie Catalogue. Fry, Sadie's Bra Parade. And Leela, Bulk Underpants Outlet."
Leela: "Buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever."
Bender: "Oh no, my uncle Vladimir!"
Fry: "Aw, I'm sorry, Bender. When's the funeral?"
Bender: "Tomorrow at the family castle, followed by the reading of his will. Well, I'm rich. Goodbye losers, whom I've always hated!"
Leela: "Would you like us to put you out of your misery?"
Werecar: "Misery? What misery? I love killing people, squishing 'em til their organs squirt out like chunky mustard!"
Bender: "Look, everyone loves killing people, but I don't wanna hurt my friends."
Fry: "Bender's supposed to murder his best friend, which I thought was me. He didn't even try to second-degree murder me!"
Leela: "Could you give me some help? I think Bender crushed my foot."
Fry: "Stop rubbing it in!"
Farnsworth: "The circuit diagram is right in the inside of your case."
Robot: "I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!"
Robot1: "Some say unholy things happen up there!"
Robot2: "For example, all of us say that."
Farnsworth: "Pfft, superstitious robot mumbo jumbo."
Robot2: "Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not. With all your modern science, are you any closer to understanding the mystery of how a robot walks or talks?"
Farnsworth: "Yes you idiot!"
Bender: "Fry, it doesn't mean anything. I have love enough for two."
Fry: "Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
Gypsy: "You have nothing to worry about. Except a nightmarish life of unremitting horror."
Gypsy: "For you see, you are a werecar."
Lawyer: "To my loyal butler, "You There", for his decades of service, I leave a pittance to be paid in 20 equal installments of one twentieth of a pittance each. To my lazy spoiled son Tandy, who never learned the value of a dollar, I leave my entire million dollar fortune."
Tandy: "Is that a lot?"
Lawyer: "And to my loving nephew Bender, assuming he's not responsible for my death, I leave my castle."
Bender: "Let's stay there tonight!"
Lawyer: "On condition he stays there one night."
Bender: "Aw, there's always a catch!"
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