Episode Sounds: 3ACV05 - The Bird-bot of Ice-catraz
Bender: *spray can sound* "Ahhhh."
Leela: "And Bender. That aerosol head spray makes your antenna smell nice."
Bender: "Thank you."
Leela: "But it's doing long term damage to the planet."
Bender: "So? It's not like it's the only one we've got!"
Fry: "Let's get going!"
Leela: "At the risk of sounding negative ... no!"
Professor: "Well, Fry ... Or should I say .. captain Fry? No I shouldn't! Because Bender is the new captain."
Professor: "Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either one."
Fry: "No fair! Leela was training *me* to be captain. She even let me sit on her lap and steer! In this comic I drew."
Zoidberg: "Uhhh... The new one is out!"
Free Waterfall Sen: "I'm Free Waterfall Senior. Founder of Penguins Unlimited."
Free Waterfall Sen: "Whohoho. Eh, no no, no applause. Every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll some day form a nutritious fungus."
Free Waterfall Sen: "Now folks, it's time to stop that tanker with a non-violent human circle."
Leela: "Why do we have to resort to non-violence? Can't we just kick their asses?"
Free Waterfall Sen: "Now little lady, those peoples' asses are living things, too!"
Free Waterfall Sen: "If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right."
Zoidberg: "All 6000 hulls have been breached!"
Fry: "Oh, the fools! If only they'd built it with 6000 and one hulls! When will they learn?!?"
Free Waterfall Sen: "Good way to avoid frostbite, folks: Put your hands between your buttocks! That's nature's pocket."
Leela: "Errrrr, I think I'll go check on Bender."
Free Waterfall Sen: "Watch that he doesn't pick your pocket!"
Zoidberg: "Such a man! I'd follow him to hell and back, I would!"
Leela: "I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way, it's not not environmentalism."
Free Waterfall Sen: "Oh, really... How about blowing up dams?"
Leela: "Yeah ... That is fun."
Free Waterfall Sen: *cracks gun* "Let's conservate!"
Leela: "This is for their own good... Don't leave orphans. Gotta kill entire families."
Bender: "Life is hilariously cruel!"
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