Episode Sounds: 3ACV10- Where the Buggalo Roam
Mr Wong: "Yes?"
Amy: "Hi dad! It's me and my coworkers."
Mrs Wong: "Open up Leo, it's Amy and her weirdos." *door opens* "Howdy friends! Welcome to Mars!"
Hermes: "Man, it must take forever to brand all those cattle."
Mr Wong: "Not really. We own so much stuff it easier just to brand everything that not us." *swishy sounds of burning flesh*
Hermes: "Please don't do that."
Zapp: "The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents'. Have sex with them and you're in."
Amy: "Mom, dad. You remember Kif?"
Mr Wong: "This your boyfriend?! I have instant dislike of him."
Mrs Wong: "He too scrawny to father grandchildren."
Amy: "He's not scrawny. He's just small boned."
Mr Wong: "Who gonna save us? One-Eye? Lobster-Mooch? Drunken-Garbage-Can?"
Hermes: "This sounds like a job for ..."
Kif: "Lieutenant Kif Kroker!"
Hermes: "Alright then."
Amy: "Is that your camouflage reflex? Or .. are you just happy to see me?"
Bender: "Don't worry Kif. I'm sure some other beautiful rich girl will fall in love with you!" [pause] "Muhuahahahaha, hahahaha!"
Leela: "But what about your sacred land?"
Chief: "Land, Schmand. We don't wanna live on this planet. It's a dump. We'll buy new planet and act like it's sacred. With cash like this who's gonna argue? Nobody. That's sure."
Zapp: "The great stone face of Mars. Hmm, the only known entrance to the marsian reservation."
Leela: "What about the great stone ass of Mars?"
Zapp: "Well, yeah. But it's way on the other side of the planet."
Zapp: "I am the man with no name! Zapp Brannigan. At your service."
Kif: "These buggalos aren't yours. They belong to the Wong family."
Chief: "You mean family that took all marsian land and gave us one lousy bead?"
Amy: "Aha, Amy Wong. And you are?"
Chief: "Mad at Wong family."
Kif: "The rustlers must've seen me coming and ran off scared."
Amy: "Oh Kif! You're so brave!"
Kif: "Shhh! They'll hear us!"
Bender: "Damn you old man!"
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