Episode Sounds: 3ACV21 - Futurestocks
Fry: "So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot-Jesus?"
Jewish Bot: "We believe he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah."
Fry: "I nominate That Guy. Not just because he has a suit, but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie."
That Guy: "There are two kinds of people. Sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?"
Zoidberg: "Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?"
That Guy: "This isn't a business plan. It's an excape plan!"
Professor: "So long suckers! Huhuhahahha!"
Hermes: "We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!"
That Guy: "Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!"
Amy: "Look, everyone wants to be like Germany. But do we really have the pure strength of will?"
Fry: "As Vice Chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board when I issue this challenge to Mom!" *zip* "Look at my butt! Whooohooohohoho!"
That Guy: "It's time I cut you in on a secret to success. Any guesses?"
Fry: "Err, work really really hard?"
That Guy: "No."
Fry: "Oh, thank god!"
That Guy: "It's all about appearances."
Leela: "That Guy is turning this place into some kind of business."
Proffessor: "This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor. Like a family."
Mom's son: "Errm, errr" *beep* *errrrr* "Ehh, the ballot was confusing!"
Mom: "How about a hand recount?"
Mom's son: "OK!" *slap* "Oww!"
Blob: "Your shares are worth a hundred and seven dollars a piece!"
Leela: "They are? Oh my god! I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about the capital gains tax!"
Zoidberg: "Awww, I have no shares! Ahahaha ... Wait! My sandwich! Has it also appriciated in value? Please, oh please!"
Hermes: "You didn't even refrigerate it you spineless lobster!"
Zoidberg: "You! Had to drag spines into this! Ahahhha"
Zoidberg: *dingdingding* "Aha! Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays of for the hungry investor!" *slurp* "Oh.. I'm ruined! Wuahahahaaha why ... why...."
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