Episode Sounds: 4ACV04 - Less Than Hero
Woman: "Your call is being ... "
Woman: "... by SewerCom. Reach out and touch the sewer."
Leela: "Hey, guess who I just got off the video phone with!"
Leela: "My parents! They're coming up from the sewers for a visit Sunday."
Amy: "Are you off your rocket?! Your parents are mutants. It's illegal for them to come above ground 'cause they're inferior genetic scum. Err. Present company excluded, of course."
Farnsworth: "Good news anyone! The Swedish robot from pi-kea is here with the super collider I ordered."
Leela: "Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went 10 rounds with mighty Thor."
Fry: "I feel like I was mauled by Jesus."
Mugger: "Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back 'cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus. So I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallet!"
Farnsworth: "Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs."
Fry: "I'm too scared to find my pocket. Here, I'll just take off my pants and give you those." *zip*
Mugger: "Hey, I don't like what I'm seeing!"
Leela: "Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?"
Fry: "Hey, Zoidberg. Get in here!"
Zoidberg: "Screw you!"
Leela : "How did we manage to survive? What gave us those strange powers?"
Fry: "Maybe we're all wearing magic rings, but they're invisible rings so we don't even realize it. Also, you can't feel the rings."
Leela: "Listen up, New New York. There's a new group of super heroes in town. And we're going ..."
Hattie: "Quiet! It's 4AM and I just fell asleep for the first time in 30 years!"
Leela: "Sorry! (Whispers) A new era of justice has begun."
Leela: "We have to keep our secret identities secret."
Fry: "From everybody?"
Leela: "Especially from everybody."
Fry: "Give several reasons why."
Leela's Mom: "How could Leela not be here? Do you think she forgot?"
Leela's Dad: "Relax. I'm sure she's just ashamed of us."
Leela's Dad: "Look at me! Proud dad of a super hero! We should print up T-shirts. And F-shirts for our friends with two arms on the same side."
Farnsworth: "I don't rememeber much, buddy. And you're no looker."
Fry: "Should super heroes commit a crime? Even to save lives? I need moral guidance. Bender?"
Kid: "Hey, Captain Yesterday. Can I, like, wham on you with this 2x4 and it doesn't hurt ya?" *smack*
Fry: "Owww. That - didn't hurt."
Bender: "Hey, Fry. We've still got our costumes on. Wanna steal some more stuff?"
Fry: "I guess. As long as you think it's right."
Bender: "Super heroes awayyyyyy!"
"Go go go New Justice Team.
Fighting justice is their quest.
Super King, Clobberella and all the rest.
Here's to you, New Justice Team.
Do the things that make a team.
Help each other do some things.
Winners don't use drugs!
The New Justice Team!"
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