Episode Sounds: 4ACV12 - The Sting
Farnsworth: "Bad news, everyone! You're not good enough to go on your next mission."
Bender: "Not good enough!"
Leela: "Why? Says who?"
Farnsworth: "Because! And says me."
Leela: "What's the mission?"
Farnsworth: "Collecting honey. Ordinary honey."
Leela: "That doesn't sound so dangerous."
Farnsworth: "This is no ordinary honey! It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neurotoxin can cause instant death!"
Hermes: "And that's if you're not allergic! You don't wanna know what happens then, oh no no, God no."
Farnsworth: "Your insides with boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!"
Hermes: "I didn't want to know!" *cries*
Leela: "Now, bees communicate by dancing."
Fry: "Like my parents. Oh, wait. That was hitting."
Leela: "Fry??" *gasp* "He's...he's dead!"
Bender: "Oh, who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?"
LaBarbara: "Husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something up?"
Hermes: "It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition. We burn his timecard. That way, his zombie doesn't come back looking for his final paycheck."
Eulogist: "I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problems telling his most intimate friends all about him." *crowd mourns*
Hermes: "Soothe us with sweet lies."
Eulogist: "It may comfort you to know Fry's death took only 15 seconds. Yet the pain was so intense that it felt to him like 15 years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels." *horrified sounds from the crowd*
Eulogist: "We now commend Fry's body to the ages."
Leela: "In my dream, Fry said he hid a gift from me in his locker. If it's true, then he must still exist in some form."
Farnsworth: "Of course he still exists. As a frozen corpse in outer space!" *chuckles* "Oh...I made myself sad."
Leela: "You took this from Fry's locker!?"
Bender: "Hey, the guy's dead. There's no law against grave robbing."
Leela: "Is this some sort of brain scanner?"
Farnsworth: "Some sort, yes. In France it's called a guillotine." *Leela gasps, slicing sound*
Leela: "Professor! Can't you examine my brain without removing it?"
Farnsworth: "Yes, easily."
Leela: "My dream was real! He's alive!"
Neighbor: *pounds on the wall* "Quit your bragging, my boyfriend's alive too." *thud* "Huh...not any more."
Leela: "Maybe I am freaking out a little."
Bender: "A little? You're screwier than my Aunt Rita. She's a screw."
Fry: "Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"
Leela: "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead. That'll prove I'm not insane!"
Amy: "In every life we have some trouble."
Bender: "But when you worry you make it double."
Together: "Don't worry, be happy!"
Farnsworth: "The landlords say your rent is late."
Hermes: "You may have to litigate."
Together: "But don't worry." *bee flies out of Bender's chest cavity and stings Farnsworth*
Farnsworth: "Happy!" *Farnsworth explodes*
Zoidberg: "Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style. Ladies vomit when I smile. But does Zoidberg worry? Feh! You wish."
Bee: "Bee" *stings Zoidberg*
Zoidberg: "Happy!" *Zoidberg explodes*
Hermes: "Don't worry now, Amy!" *bee stings Hermes, he explodes*
Amy: "Ok, I'm happy!" *bee stings Amy, she explodes*
Bender: "Take us home, Bender! Don't worry!"
Bee: "Bee" *stings Bender*
Bender: "Happy!" *Bender explodes*
Fry: "Leela, no! Listen to me! You don't wanna lie in bed like a vegetable and do nothing the rest of your life. I've tried it. Bedsores hurt!"
Leela: "You could really use a shower."
Fry: "You too."
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