Episode Sounds: 4ACV13 - Bend Her
TV Reporter: "Welcome to the games of the 3004 Earth Olympiad! Continuing this network's tradition of sports casting excellence! Celebrity ape fight will return next week at its regular time."
Leela: "It does seem like Jamaica would be able to field a strong limbo team without you."
Amy: "Yeah! Isn't that basically all Jamaicans do?"
Hermes: "Jamaicans have other interests! Which is why the limbo team got detained at the airport."
Bender: "I'm great, everybody else sucks! Except that guy Bender. He's really something. Whoooooooo!"
Speaker voice: "All medalists report for gender testing."
Bender: "Wait, I've got it. Professor, make a woman out of me!"
Professor: "Oh I think we should just stay friends..."
Professor: "Bender! A robot sex change is a complex and dangerous procedure. Replacing your testosteroil with fembot lubricants can cause wild mood swings. And the effects may be irreversible. Well, let's get started."
Leela: "No, you can't!"
Amy: "If you have even the slightest respect for the dignity of women..."
Coilette: "Hail, hail Robonia - a land I didn't make up!"
Coilette: "What?! A guest spot on Late Night with Humorbot5.0? I'd love to! Hua! My own limo? No, I don't have my own limo. You better send one."
Humorbot5.0: "Calculon, do you want to set up this clip from All * My * Circuits?"
Calculon: "No, I think it's self-explanatory."
Calculon in clip: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Robo-audience: *applause, ending sharply*
Calculon: "Funny story. The script called for me to say 'yes', but I gave it a little twist."
Humorbot5.0: "Anecdote accepted. Snappy come-back not found."
Coilette: "This top makes me look fat. Is it trampy to go on a first date nude?"
Amy: "... Yes!"
Fry: "You've gotta tell me. You're not actually attracted to Calculon, right? And if you are, don't tell me. Are you?"
Coilette: "Zoidypoo, please tell me frilly is in this year."
Zoidberg: "I saw a frilly cake in here you'd remember all your life! I know I will. Late at night it haunts me with its frosted beauty. Order the cake, dammit!"
Calculon: "I have something for you."
Coilette: *excited* "A remote control? You got me a TV?"
Calculon: "No, my dearest. It's the remote control to my heart. It symbolizes the power you have to sway my emotions."
Coilette: "Will it work on my TV?"
Calculon: "But now all I want is a peaceful life in a quiet villa overlooking a vineyard. With you."
Coilette: "Would we have donkeys?"
Calculon: "All you could eat."
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