Episode Sounds: 4ACV16 - Three Hundred Big Boys
Nixon: "I've sent you each 300 buckeroos. In the form of a tricky Dick fun bill. Knock yourselves out!"
Amy: "I'm sligthly richer!"
Bender: "What to do, what to do. One 300 dollar hookerbot or 300 one dollar hookerbots?"
Bender: "Why's this grand cigar so pricy?"
Shopkeeper: "Well, as you can see. Its wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution. It was hand-rolled by Queen Elizabeth during her 'wild' years and was burried with George Burns until grave-robbing space-mushrooms... eh, well, you know the rest."
Hermes: "Isn't this fun?"
Dwight: "No! I wish I had two mommies..."
Kif: "[...] on a gift for you."
Amy: "Oh, Kiffy!"
Kif: "It shows the time where ever we both are. And it's powered by love. Also, you have to wind it."
Zoidberg: "This reminds me of that time I ate that other watch Kif gave you."
Amy: "Hey... it is kinda like that."
Zoidberg: "To induce vomiting, that was the solution! Everywhere it went. Hehehe. What a Valentines Day that was."
Bender: "You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You've been up all night?"
Fry: "Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap." *snores* "Coffee time!"
Bender: *gets cigar out* "Ah, mighty fine smokable."
Fry: "Fancy cigar. Why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, go, go, go, go, go!"
Roseanne "Ambergris. Noun. A grease-like product of the sperm whale's digestive tract that is used as a base in the finest perfumes. This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts."
Whale Scientist: "You heared Roseanne. Scrape off the priceless ambergris and I'll let you go."
Kif: "Everyone, to the firedoor!"
Leela: "It's on fire!"
Hermes: "Here, Dwight. The boots only cost 299 dollars and 99 cents. You invest this penny like you wanted."
Dwight: "Thanks, dad. I'm gonna take this and buy 5 shares of amazon dot com!"
Hermes: "A risk taker! That's my boy."
Roseanne: "Futurama. Noun. Err, I don't know. You just watched it, dummy. What are you asking me for? Hey, here's a fun definition. Idiot. Noun. You. Ahahahahaha. This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts."
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