Episode Sounds: 4ACV18 - The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
Fry: *plays holophonor*
Bender: *walks in* "Aha!"
Fry: "Bender! I was just not playing the holophonor."
Bender: "Yeah well you should try not stinking at it."
Bender: "Wow, your kid is great. How hard you say you had to hit him?"
Lady: "Fairly hard."
Fry: "It's hopeless. I can hear all this great music in my head but my stupid hands can't keep up."
Bender: "Aw. You know what always cheers me up? Laughing at other people's misfortunes. Hahaha haha."
Fry: "That could be my beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing."
Bender: "Oh, but you can! Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat."
Robot Devil: "You know, I only put my name on there as a show of good faith for the other robots."
Fry: "Stop being such a baby and chop my hands off!"
Robot Devil: "Hello, Fry. Hahaha haha. Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our deal as I am. Oh! Give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in... places."
Fry: "Hehehe. Yeah, they get around."
Bender: "What up?"
Robot Devil: "Oh. Well it so happens that I'm in the mood to make a deal with you."
Bender: "Forget it. You can't tempt me."
Robot Devil: "Really? There's nothing you want?"
Bender: "Hmm. I forgot you could tempt me with things I want."
Announcer: "Please take your seats for act two."
Hedonism Bot: "But I'm not done vomiting! Ahahahahaha."
Leela: "I can't stand it! Okay. You can have my hand."
Robot Devil: "Wonderful! Just sign here. Calculon old friend, I'm afraid I need your ears."
Calculon: "Well, I do owe you for giving me this unholy ACTING TALENT!"
Robot Devil: "Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"
Fry: "My hands! My horrible human hands! Whoa! And what'd you do to my nails?"
Robot Devil: "I cleaned them."
Robot Devil: "So it's back to hell for me! Come on, Nixon."
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