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Episode Reviews


Short Summary

A Tale of Two Santas
First aired 12/23/01
Rank: 71/124
Reviews: 151
Rating: 80%

Bender is declared the new Santa when evil Santabot is discovered frozen on Neptune. On his way to town he gets to feel how resentful people can be.
 


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#71 by me
I thought this episode was great. The bit with quanza bot was good but the best part was the song here are the word WE ARE FREE AND FAIRLY SOBRE
WITH SO MANY TOYS TO BIULD

THE MACHINES ARE KIND OF TRICKY PROBABLY SOMEONE WILL BE KILLED

BUT WE GLADLY WORK FOR NOTHING

WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE WE DON'T INTEND TO PAY

THE ELVES ARE BACK TO WORK TODAY
HOORAY

WE HAVE JUST A COUPLE HOURS TO MAKE SEVERAL BILLION GIFTS

AND THE LABOUR ISN'T EASY
THEN YOU'LL ALL WORK TRIPLE SHIFTS

YOU CAN MAKE THE JOB GO QUICKER
IF YOU TURN UP THE CONTROLS TO SUPER SPEED

ITS BACK TO WORK ON XMAS EVE
HOORAY

AND THOUGH YOUR COLD AND SORE AND UGLY
YOUR PRIDE WILL THE PAIN

LET MY HAPPY SMILE WARM YOUR HEARTS
THERE'S A TOY LODGED IN MY BRAIN

WE ARE GETTING AWFULLY TIRED
AND WE CAN'T WORK ANY FASTER

AND WE'RE VREY VERY SORRY

WHY YOU SELFISH LITTLE BASTARDS
DO YOU WANT THE KIDS TO THINK THAT SANTAS JUST A CLUMSY EMPTY HANDED JERK

THEN SHUT YOUR YAPS AND BACK TO WORK

NOWS ITS VERY NEARLY XMAS
AND WE'VE DID THE BEST WE COULD

THESE TOYS SOLDEIRS ARE POORLY PAINTED AND THERE MADE FROM INFERIOR WOOD

I SHOULD GIVE YOU ALL A BEATING
BUT I REALY HAVE TO FLY

IF I WEREN'T STUCK HERE FROZEN
I'D HARPOON YOU IN THE EYE

NOW IT'S BACK TO OUR TENDEMENTS
TO DROWN OURSELVES IN RYE

YOU DID THE BEST YOU COULD I GEUSS THAT SOME OF THESE GORILLAS ARE OKAY

HOORAY WE'RE ADEQUATE

THE ELVES HAVE RESCUED XMAS DAY HOORAY

its great isn't it (and the quanza book is named what the hell is quanza)

me gave 5 points
21.06.2003

#72 by HOSERgod8234
This Episode was GENIUS, extremely clever and riddled with irony

HOSERgod8234 gave 5 points
06.07.2003

#73 by zoidyzoid
Brilliant! One of my top 3 episodes. I loved the song!

zoidyzoid gave 5 points
10.07.2003

#74 by Kwanzabot
the only thing good was kwanza bot. XMASSTORY was heapes better than this POS!

Kwanzabot gave 2 points
17.07.2003

#75 by grp
i really liked this episode because the funny jokes they made me laugh a lot.the most i liked was when the proffesor said hold me that made me kind of sad because all of the emotion they put into it and that just mad me sad.this was one of favorite episodes ive seen because it also had a good plot and a very good storyline and the ending was just the best part.after the episode i learned a leason on how cristmas is about sharing and spending a lot of time with your family.best episode ever.

grp gave 5 points
26.07.2003

#76 by Shadow_DX
I dunno, i found this episode poor. It does have one of the funniest Futurama moments when Zoidberg arrives dressed as Jesus. But apart from that,it wasn't anything special.

Shadow_DX gave 3 points
01.08.2003

#77 by TANNER G.
IT REALLY REALLY REALLY SUCKED THE ONLY GOOD THING IS THE SONG

TANNER G. gave 1 point
03.08.2003

#78 by Atvar
Great episode. My favorite part has to be when bender was trying to get through the chimney bars. "Duh, gee Bender, how you gonna get through these bars? I dunno, moron, suppose I bend them? Duh, ok!"

Atvar gave 5 points
28.08.2003

#79 by Jeremy Fein
Great Second Xmas Episode,

Loved the Elf Song.

Great Line Reads.

Mayor - How Dare you lie in front to Jesus.

And the Excutition Sequence Was sick, I mean he Counts down to 10, -8. 13, 17, 28, 0. Come on, tell me you didn't like that?

Damn you FOX for Hating Futurama.



Jeremy Fein gave 5 points
29.08.2003

#80 by jimmy
great episode! as good if not better than the first xmas episode

jimmy gave 5 points
01.09.2003


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