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Episode Sounds: 1ACV02 - The Series has landed

  1. Professor: "I paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl."
    Fry: "Wow."
    Professor: "Not on the same channel, of course."
    (download 16kb)
  2. H. G. Blob: "Evans! Where's that package from earth?"
    Employee: "uhh..."
    H. G. Blob: (eating sounds)
    Employee: "I'm not Evans!"
    (download 21kb)
  3. Voiceover: "Planet express - our crew is replaceable, your package isn't!"
    (download 16kb)
  4. Fry: "I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?"
    Leela: "Well if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula."
    (download 31kb)
  5. Hermes: "Ok Captain, this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuits in the event of the unforeseen."
    Leela: "Death by airlock failure."
    Hermes: "Mm-hm."
    Leela: "Death by brain parasite."
    Hermes: "Yeah"
    Leela: "Death by sonic diarrhea."
    Hermes: "Oh ho, you don't want that."
    Leela: "Look. I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible."
    Hermes: (laughs) "Sign the paper."
    (download 66kb)
  6. Professor: "Now Fry, before you go into space you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little unusual. He wears sandals!"
    (download 32kb)
  7. Zoidberg: "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not that mouth."
    Fry: "I only have one."
    Zoidberg: "Really?"
    Fry: " there a human doctor around?"
    Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it, and say" (warbling noise)
    Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
    Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"
    (download 71kb)
  8. Woman: "'re the unfrozen guy from the 20th century, right?"
    Fry: "Last time I checked."
    (download 17kb)
  9. Professor: "Ah, to be young again...and also a robot."
    (download 10kb)
  10. Fry: "Can I do the countdown?"
    Leela: "Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out."
    Fry: "Ten...nine..."
    Leela: "Ok, we're here."
    Fry: "Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff."
    (download 26kb)
  11. Fry: "That's one small step for Fry..."
    Man: "And one giant line for admission."
    Fry: "Um...can I have cuts?"
    Man: "!"
    (download 43kb)
  12. Leela: "Fry, we have a crate to deliver."
    Fry: "Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it."
    Bender: "Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer."
    Leela: "Ok, if everyone's finished being stupid..."
    Fry: "I had more! But you go ahead."
    (download 39kb)
  13. Amy: "Aye aye captain! I mean...only one eye. I mean...yes sir!'am."
    (download 13kb)
  14. Man: "Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach."
    Fry: "But you are lazy, right?"
    Man: "Ah, don't get me started!"
    (download 23kb)
  15. Craterface: "Hi, I'm craterface! Welcome to the park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir!"
    Bender: "Better mascots than you have tried."
    Craterface: "At least I still have my self respect." (does a silly laugh, then cries)
    (download 70kb)
  16. Leela: "Ugh, who buys this trash?"
    Bender: "Idiots who need gifts for other idiots."
    Fry: "Hey! I got you guys refrigerator magnets."
    (download 24kb)
  17. Bender: "How many roads must a man walk down before you..." (starts howling, then pants) "Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit."
    Fry: "So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?"
    Bender: "Yes...I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer..."
    (download 75kb)
  18. Bender: "You're the kind of guy who visits Jerusalem and doesn't wanna see the sexeteria!"
    (download 13kb)
  19. Fry: "I don't care how educational it is, let's do it!"
    (download 8kb)
  20. Amy: "Mister, could you please get those keys out for me?"
    Man: "What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?"
    (download 15kb)
  21. Fry: "Well, I'm feeling lucky. Ow! Ooh! Ah!" (falling sounds) "Uh...I'm ready to go back now."
    (download 34kb)
  22. Fry: "We're gonna die! It's every man for himself! Help me, Leela! ... You did it! We're safe!"
    Leela: "No, now we're gonna die."
    Fry: "It's every man for himself!"
    (download 75kb)
  23. Bender: "C'mon, it's just like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor..."
    Amy: "Ugh, I know how to make love!"
    (download 28kb)
  24. Bender: "Yeah! Well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!"
    (download 26kb)
  25. Man: "Looky here city girl, oxygen don't grow on trees. You'll have to earn it doing chores on my hydroponic farm."
    (download 21kb)
  26. Man: "Yep! Drops down to minus 173."
    Fry: "Fahrenheit or Celsius?"
    Man: "First one, then t'other."
    (download 20kb)
  27. Fry: "Ugh, Bender. You didn't touch the Crushinator, did you?"
    Bender: "Of course not! A lady that fine you gotta romance first." (loud sound, then shout)
    (download 26kb)
  28. Fry: "Hey, cool! Dark side of the moon."
    Leela: "*gasp* Nightfall is coming. Hurry, before we freeze."
    Bender: "What do you mean "we", mammal?"
    (download 31kb)
  29. Professor: "Oh dear, I really ought to do something. But I am already in my pajamas..." *snore*
    (download 29kb)
  30. Fry: *gasp* "It's that flag from MTV! And Neil Armstrong's footprint! Hey, my foot's bigger! Leela, isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen?"
    Leela: "Fry, look around. It's just a crummy plastic flag and a dead man's tracks in the dust!"
    (download 51kb)
  31. Bender: "Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing."
    (download 39kb)
  32. Fry: "Oh...I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades...or the physical I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me."
    Leela: "A week would be a little much."
    (download 45kb)

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