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Episode Sounds: 1ACV04 - Love's Labours Lost In Space

  1. Fry: "What was wrong with your date last night?"
    Leela: "I don't know, something I couldn't quite put my finger on...possibly his vile lizard tongue!"
    Amy: "You're too picky."
    Fry: "Yeah. If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low iq or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely."
    Leela: "There's nothing wrong with having high standards. Now can we please stop..."
    Zoidberg: "The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch, and all will be well."
    (download 80kb)
  2. Amy: "Let's all take her out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people!"
    Hermes: "The Federal Sex Bureau!"
    Bender: "A saucy puppet show!"
    Zoidberg: "The rotting carcass of a whale!"
    Amy: "Hmm...I'll pick."
    (download 32kb)
  3. Fry: "Why's everyone wearing those rings?"
    Amy: "Guh! Because nobody wears them anymore! Rings are stupid!"
    Fry: "I think they look cool!"
    Amy: "Shh, don't let anyone hear you say that!"
    Man: "Hey, did that lad just say rings are cool?"
    Amy: "No. He said they're stupid."
    Man: "Cool!"
    (download 51kb)
  4. Amy: "So what do you think of that guy by the bar?"
    Leela: "I don't know. Maybe."
    Bender: "Forget it! He's gay."
    Leela: "What? How can you tell?"
    Bender: "I just know these things. I've got what they call 'gaydar'."
    Leela: "There's no such thing."
    Bender: "No? ....Ok, I've got a lock on him. <beep> Yep, he's gay!"
    Amy: "Are you sure?"
    Bender: "Definitely! Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon."
    (download 83kb)
  5. Woman: "You're from the 20th century? That's incredible, I'm from the 21st century!"
    Fry: "No way! We've got so much in common."
    Woman: "We sure do. Remember when those cyborgs enslaved humanity?"
    Fry: "Uh...Yeah! That rings a bell."
    (download 45kb)
  6. Fry: "I need the apartment tonight. Go see a saucy puppet show."
    Bender: "Can do!"
    (download 18kb)
  7. Man: "My my my, what's a beautiful lady like you...whoah! I'm sorry, I thought you had two eyes."
    (download 25kb)
  8. Robot voice: "This is Virgon 6."
    Professor: "This is Virgon 6."
    Amy: "Buh!"
    Professor: "It's a sunny little doomed planet inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals."
    Leela: "Animals?"
    Professor: "That's right, animals in desperate need of rescue."
    (download 46kb)
  9. Leela: "Yes, but what about the animals?"
    Professor: "The wha?"
    Leela: "The animals."
    Professor: "I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals."
    Leela: "So we have to bring back two of each kind, just like Noah's ark."
    Bender: "Why two? ....Oh, hehehehehe!"
    (download 63kb)
  10. Fry: "I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye."
    Bender: "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a nice guy with two eyes and poke one out."
    Fry: "Yeah, that'd be a time saver."
    (download 32kb)
  11. Fry: "Leela's got a boyfriend!"
    Leela: "No I don't, but I think we oughta meet with him and see if he'll help us rescue those animals."
    (download 20kb)
  12. Zapp: "Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them."
    Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that."
    Zapp: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."
    (download 46kb)
  13. Leela: "I might've liked Zapp Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison."
    (download 14kb)
  14. Zapp: "I'm facing a formidable female adversary, Kif. Suggestions?"
    Kif: "I fail to see any problem, sir. You already imprisoned her under directive B10.81."
    Zapp: "You mean Brannigan's Law?"
    Kif: "Right, that law."
    Zapp: "Which one?"
    Kif: "Brannigan's Law."
    (download 55kb)
  15. Fry: "We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe."
    Bender: "Hey, yeah!" (pipe bending sounds)
    Fry: "No good, it's full of steam!"
    (download 41kb)
  16. Zapp: "Sorry...just go. You want the rest of the champagne?"
    Leela: "No. And it's pronounced 'champagne'"
    Zapp: "Oh God, no!" (sobs)
    Leela: "It's not a big deal!"
    (download 43kb)
  17. Leela: "Zapp, last night was a mistake."
    Zapp: "A sexy mistake."
    Leela: "No, just a regular mistake."
    (download 17kb)
  18. Leela: "The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away. From."
    (download 14kb)
  19. Zapp: "Kif!"
    Kif: "Yes...oh...yes, captain?"
    Zapp: "I have made it with a woman! Inform the men."
    (download 20kb)
  20. Kif: "Fatso says you're free to go."
    Fry: "Really? Why?"
    Kif: "Why, indeed?"
    Fry: "What does that mean?"
    Leela: "Nothing."
    Bender: "So should we get our stuff and head down to the planet?"
    Leela: "We just talked, ok?"
    (download 39kb)
  21. Leela: "All right, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately...two hours ago."
    (download 20kb)
  22. Zapp: "You know, Kif, one my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore."
    Kif: "That's a shame, sir."
    Zapp: "So let's make the most of our time together, shall we? ...Never mind, just give me a back rub."
    (download 42kb)
  23. Leela: "Leave him alone! It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine. Is it, snoogums?"
    (download 17kb)
  24. Leela: "We're out of fuel! Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left."
    Bender: "Yeah, I'll do it when we get back."
    (download 24kb)
  25. Fry: "Lucky for us, Zapp Brannigan's nearby."
    Leela: "No way, forget it! I refuse to go crawling back to him."
    Fry: "What? What are you talking about?"
    Leela: "Nothing. We just talked."
    Bender: "So what's your problem? It's not like you slept with him. (long pause) Oh my God..."
    Fry: "Oh, how could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. I mean, jeez, he's a dumb gross gorilla!"
    Leela: "That's enough. Don't you think I feel bad enough already?"
    Fry: "No!"
    (download 87kb)
  26. Leela: "All right, all right, I'll call him. I mean, if living is that important to you."
    (download 18kb)
  27. Leela: "Look, are you gonna rescue us or not?"
    Zapp: "Can't you ask a little more sexfully?"
    Leela: "Pleeeeease, big Z?"
    Zapp: "Certainly! But first you'll have to get rid of that thing. That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love - hard and fast."
    (download 65kb)
  28. Fry: "Wow, way to tell that guy off! Now what's your secret escape plan?"
    Leela: "Uh...I guess to sit here and wait for death."
    Bender: "Can do!"
    (download 24kb)
  29. Leela: "Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine."
    Bender: (mumbles)
    (download 16kb)
  30. Leela: "We made it! And some of the animals survived."
    Bender: "So a couple animals didn't die, and Leela got lucky. That's what I call a successful mission."
    Fry: "We're heroes!"
    (download 42kb)
  31. Zapp: "Captain's Journal. Stardate...uh..."
    Kif: *sigh* "April 13th."
    Zapp: "April 13.2! We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question."
    Kif: *sigh*
    (download 74kb)

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