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Episode Sounds: 1ACV12 - When Aliens Attack

  1. Fry: "Pizza delivery! Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh?"
    TV Guy: "Well, it's a FOX affiliate."
    Fry: "What are you showing right now?"
    TV Guy: "Single Female Lawyer. It's the season finale. You wanna watch?"
    Fry: "Aww, I dunno. That's a chick show. I prefer programs of the genre 'World's blankiest blanks'."
    TV Guy: "She is wearing the world's shortiest skirt."
    Fry: "I'm in."
    (download 158kb)
  2. TV Guy: "Oh my God. You knocked FOX off the air!"
    Fry: "Pfft, like anyone on earth cares."
    (download 37kb)
  3. Fry: "Hey, quit it Hermes. It's Labor Day."
    Hermes: "Labor Day? That phoney baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?"
    Fry: "That's the one."
    Hermes: "Hot damn, a day off!"
    (download 67kb)
  4. Amy: *spray-on-bikini sounds* "There, how do I look?"
    Farnsworth: "Like a cheap French harlot."
    Amy: "French?"
    (download 47kb)
  5. Beach Bully: "Huhu, err, sir. You don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks."
    Fry: "50 bucks?! Not even if she was my girlfriend. You take her!"
    Leela: "Fry!"
    (download 46kb)
  6. Fry: "Voila! The greatest sand castle ever built. This is the kind of castle King Arthur would've lived in. If he were a fiddler crab."
    (download 112kb)
  7. President McNeal: "And now, the man who will lead us in our proud struggle for freedom. Fresh from his bloody triumph over the Pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula: 25 star general Zap Brannigan!"
    Leela: "Sigh."
    Bender: "Hey look, Leela. It's that idiotic windbag you slept with."
    Leela: "The Earth is under attack. Can't we just forget about that?"
    Bender: "Evidently not."
    (download 166kb)
  8. Brannigan: "Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go it alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air."
    (download 101kb)
  9. Brannigan: "Remeber, our mission is simple. Destroy all aliens."
    Kif: "Em, err, not me, sir."
    Brannigan: "Oh, yes. Right. Nobody destroy Kif." *whispering* "Unless you have to."
    (download 77kb)
  10. Fry: "I'm gonna be a science-fiction hero. Just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena."
    Leela: "Fry, this isn't TV. It's real life. Can't you tell the difference?"
    Fry: "Sure. I just like TV better. Piaww. Piuww."
    (download 87kb)
  11. Brannigan: "What the hell is that thing?"
    Kif: "It appears to be the mother ship."
    Brannigan: "Then what did we just blow up?"
    Kif: "The Hubble telescope."
    (download 53kb)
  12. Brannigan: "Stop exploding you cowards!"
    (download 14kb)
  13. Lrrr: "Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female, struggling to succeed in a human male's world."
    Brannigan: "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent."
    Lrrr: "Silence!"
    (download 70kb)
  14. Lrrr: "We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day. For five days. Unless we see McNeal at 9PM tomorrow. 8 Central."
    (download 76kb)
  15. Bender: "Single Female Lawyer. Fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant."
    (download 61kb)
  16. Leela: "Fry, there's nothing else here. You only wrote two pages of dialog."
    Fry: "Well, it took an hour to write. I thought it would take an hour to read."
    (download 60kb)
  17. Fry: "Married?! Jenny can't get married."
    Leela: "Why not? It's clever, it's unexpected..."
    Fry: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
    (download 87kb)

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