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Episode Sounds: 2ACV02 - Brannigan Begin Again

  1. Farnsworth: "Good news everyone! We a mission to further the noble cause of peace."
    Bender: "Nope! Watching cartoons."
    Fry: "Sorry!"
    (download 50kb)
  2. Fry: "DOOP? What's that?"
    Farnsworth: "It's similar to the United Nations from your time, Fry."
    Fry: "Errrr...."
    Hermes: "Uh or like the Federation from your Star Trek program."
    Fry: "Ohhh!"
    (download 58kb)
  3. Zapp: "I hate these filthy neutrals Kif! With enemies you know where they stand but with neutrals? Who knows! It sickens me."
    (download 47kb)
  4. Zapp: "How very neutral of you!"
    (download 11kb)
  5. Zapp: "Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif, we have a conundrum."
    Kif: *sigh*
    Zapp: "Search them for paper! And ... bring me a rock!"
    (download 72kb)
  6. Zapp: "Sooo beautiful, yet so neutral."
    (download 19kb)
  7. Zapp: "What makes a man turn neutral ... Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"
    (download 51kb)
  8. Kif: "Sir, I don't think that's wise."
    Zapp: "Kif ... If there's one thing I don't need, it's your 'I don't think that's wise' attitude."
    (download 40kb)
  9. Zapp: "Please point out the person in this court room you had sex with."
    Leela: *sigh* *points at Zapp*
    Fry: "Whoooooo!"
    Zapp: "And his name is ...."
    Leela: "Zapp Brannigan."
    Zapp: "The very same Zapp Brannigan who did not blow up DOOP HQ. I rest my case."
    (download 114kb)
  10. Zapp: "My friends! You can take away a man's title and his uniform but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. Plus it was mostly Kif's fault."
    Kif: "What?"
    DOOP official: "Kif Kroker. You are also stripped of your rank and dishonourably dischacharged."
    Kif: "I, I ..." *sigh*
    (download 124kb)
  11. Zapp: "One day a man has everything and the next day he blows up a 4 hundred billion dollar space station and the next day he has nothing. It makes you think ..."
    Kif: "No it doesn't."
    (download 61kb)
  12. Zapp: "It's time to begin our life as civilians... That's an order soldier!"
    (download 33kb)
  13. Leela: "Alright ... This is the third hose-fight that's broken up today. And the second one using actual hoses!"
    (download 38kb)
  14. Zapp: "Leela! I didn't know where else to turn. You are the only woman who ever loved me."
    Leela: "I *never* loved you."
    Zapp: "I mean physically."
    (download 43kb)
  15. Zapp: "Perhaps I could paint the fence, or .. service you sexually! Or mob the floors!"
    Leela: "You don't know how to do any of those things."
    Zapp: "Kif might!"
    (download 45kb)
  16. Farnsworth: "I'd like everyone to meet our new employees. ... *whispers* Which ones are new?"
    Hermes: "The green dude, and the fat mon."
    Farnsworth: "Hmmm, I could swear I've never seen that robot before either."
    Bender: "I'm Bender. You know? The lovable rascal."
    Farnsworth: "Ohh, yes!"
    (download 94kb)
  17. Fry: "She is really strict."
    Bender: "And mean!"
    Zapp: "I see! Does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?"
    Fry: "No, she just makes do work and stuff."
    Zapp: "Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy: Let me go in your place."
    (download 93kb)
  18. Zapp: "Let me ask you a serious question Leela: Does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well? I ask because a friend of mine ..."
    (download 44kb)
  19. Bender: "This is all Leela's fault!"
    Fry: "Yeah! If she'd let us use the back-up dolly, we could've broken it, given up and gone home by now"
    (download 43kb)
  20. Kif: "Zapp's not captain anymore! I'm free! Uh, you hear that? I'm actually laughing!"
    Fry: "This is a mutiny!"
    Kif: *sigh*
    (download 54kb)
  21. Bender: "Don't worry Leela. Soon we will be able to look back on this and laugh." *pause* "Muhuhahahaha!"
    (download 59kb)
  22. Zapp: "I have a plan! We will single-handedly attack our arch-enemy: The neutral planet!"
    Kif: "Oh jeez."
    Zapp: "Once the neutral war machine lies in ruins, I will be a hero again. And the DOOP will reinstate me as captain."
    Kif: "But sir, that plane makes no sense."
    (download 98kb)
  23. Fry: "This is awesome! We're gonna be like *pow pow pow* And they're are gonna be like *whuaaaa! prccchhhhh pruuuchhh* And then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and [?] *mummpfglmmpmp*"
    (download 65kb)
  24. Zapp: "Fly the white flag of war!"
    (download 14kb)
  25. Fry: "Wait a second! Is this plan gonna kill us?"
    Zapp: "Of course! What did you think I meant by loyalty"
    (download 33kb)
  26. Neutral Official: "Your neutralness, it's a beige alert."
    Neutral Leader: "If I don't survive, tell my wife: Hello."
    (download 34kb)
  27. Zapp "Whoopsy daisy"
    (download 9kb)

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