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Episode Sounds: 3ACV13 - Bending In The Wind

  1. Fry: "Awwwww!"
    Bender: "What's that? One of those Led Zepplins i've heard so much about?"
    Fry: "No! It's an old Volkswagen van." *wiping* "Hey mister. Mind if I take this old van?"
    Man: "Sure. You wanna dump the corpses outta there, it's yourses."
    Fry: "Yeah, yeah, I've gotten used cars before."
    (download 55kb)
  2. Zoidberg: "Mwooo"
    Amy: "Wow! Neat!"
    Hermes: "It's a try of a free spirited German engineering.
    Amy: "Hey! The speedometer only goes up to eighty. This thing can't go faster than eighty thousand miles an hour?"
    Fry: "No, it can't. But it got a driver side floor and an eight track player with genuine mono sound."
    (download 48kb)
  3. Prof. Farnsworth: "Petroleum reserves ran dry in 2038."
    Leela: "Gas was an environmental disaster anyway. Now we use alternative fuels."
    Fry: "Like what?"
    Leela: "Whale oil."
    (download 29kb)
  4. Bender: "Last time that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off."
    Fry: "Oh right, plus the magnet screws up you inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs."'
    Bender: "What! Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer? How ridiculous!"
    (download 40kb)
  5. Bender: "I can't move my arms and legs! What's wrong with me?"
    Doctor: "Aaah.. This is the worst part of the job."
    Bender: "What is it? Good news?"
    Doctor: "Bender. Your hydraulics are shot. You'll never move again."
    Bender: "Aah.. You mean?"
    Doctor: "I'm sorry. You'll have to get a new one." (looks at Prof. Farnsworth)
    Bender: *crying*
    Crew: "Awww.. Poor Bender"
    Prof. Farnsworth: "Well, let's drag him to the curb."
    (download 72kb)
  6. Fry: "Wait a minute. Bender's my best friend. We can't just dump him in the gutter like grandma's ashes."
    (download 18kb)
  7. Patchcord Adams: "Hey, here's a giggle." (computer sound and honking) "Did you hear why they're using Windows 3000 as a prison guard?"
    Fry: "No, why?"
    Patchcord Adams: "Cause it always locks up." *honk* *honk*
    Fry&Leela: (Insecure laughter)
    Bender: "For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!"
    Patchcord Adams: "Well, so long. Get well soon." (sound of paper) "Oh, well. So long anyway"
    (download 63kb)
  8. Bender: "Wow. That was great!"
    Beck: "Hey thanks! You a fan?"
    Bender: "I don't know. Let me see." (zooming in) "Oh my god, your Beck! I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet, but my crappy body crapped out on me."
    (download 46kb)
  9. Bender: *honk* *honk* "Well. That's my good friend Beck. I'm off to rock a series of mid-level venues."
    Hermes: "Goodos Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer. Both our dreams came true."
    (download 39kb)
  10. Zoidberg: "Bad news friends. My shell ran."
    Amy: "Zoidberg. You idiot! My outfit. It's.. It's.."
    Leela: "Kind of cool."
    Fry: "Yeah. I like it."
    Amy: "Me too, now that I'm used to it."'
    Zoidberg: "Then it was all on purpose. You're lucky to have Zoidberg as a friend, but cross me and I'll turn on you like that!" *cut* *scream*
    (download 63kb)
  11. Amy: "One bowl of ??????? please."
    Man: "That'll be three ??????? of George Washington."
    Amy: "Oh no. My beautiful money."
    Leela: "It got ruined in the wash."
    Fry: "Mine too. Even my change."
    Man: "Get lost you moneyless hippies."
    (download 46kb)
  12. Beck: "Bender that was THE best 40 minutes washboard solo I've ever heard. The parts when I was awake blew my mind."
    (download 20kb)
  13. Bender: "Hey. Yeah! I could write a song. With real words, not phony ones like 'odeley'.
    Beck: "'Odeley' is a real word. Just look it up in the becktionary."
    Bender: "Ooo."
    (download 34kb)
  14. Beck: "And you can sing that song you're writing!"
    Bender: "And I'll let you sing backup. But remember who the star is. Me, Bender."
    (download 23kb)
  15. Bender: *sniff* "Uch. Smells like something died in the wall." (door opens)
    Fry: "Surprise!"
    Leela: "Mind if we crash here tonight? The colors in the wan is keeping us awake."
    (download 32kb)
  16. Leela: "This coming together of superstars really means a lot to you doesn't it, Bender."
    Bender: *sniff* "Aha. Helping my defected brothers is the first thing I've ever cared about even the slightest bit." *sniff* "You know, when I first got broken. I thought my life was over" *sniff* "But look at me now. I got fame, money, groupies and it's all thanks to being completely immobilized. That's why I'll be proud to go up on stage tomorrow and say: Look at me world. I am a broken robot!"
    Fry: "Bender. You can move! You're cured!"
    Bender: "Oh, crap! It's a miracle!"
    (download 118kb)
  17. Bender: "I was a hero to broken robot, cause I was one of them, but how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing in Spanish. Ooh, wait! That's it, I'll fake it!"
    (download 44kb)
  18. Zoidberg: *cough*
    Amy: "You better not do that at the concert."
    Zoidberg: "I can't stop. When I eat to much dirt I get stuff in my throat." *cough* *spit*
    Amy: "Yuch. You are so disgusting I… Aaaa"
    Leela: "They're beautiful!"
    Zoidberg: "Eww.. You're touching them!"
    Amy: "I've never seen pears like this. Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing!"
    Zoidberg: "I am? At last, recognition!" *cough*
    (download 91kb)

  19. Garfunkel: "Here's a song that was beautiful when performed by my ancestor Art. *guitar* "Are you going to Scarborough Fair"
    Cylon&Garfunkel: "Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme…"
    (download 54kb)
  20. Beck: (crowd screaming) "Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours, but we got into a serious thing and then I forgot how it ended.
    (download 28kb)
  21. Bender: "People say my broken friend is useless, but I say his mind is free. There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could beeeee…."
    Beck: "Kick it."
    Bender: "Well, he could make a good"
    Bender&Beck: "hat rack"
    Beck: "He only has to stand there"
    Bender: "Or a cheap"
    Bender&Beck: "door stop."
    Beck: "He doesn't need to move."
    Bender: "Or a great, big,"
    Bender&Beck: "giant thermos,"
    Bender: "with a twist off top."
    Beck: "That would be good for soup."
    Bender: "He could be a storage closet."
    Bender&Beck: "For outdated pants."
    Beck: "I like 'em tight"
    Bender: "My broken friend, could do it all."
    Bender&Beck: "Just give him a chance!"
    Bender: "That robot has a tragic secret, that I'd like to share."
    Beck: "For real?"
    Bender: "My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair."
    Beck: "Hm."
    Bender: "That robots name I never told you."
    Beck: "Who's that?"
    Bender: "You could not forsee."
    Beck: "C'mon give it up."
    Bender: "I'll say it loud, and sing it proud"
    Bender&Beck: "his name is you and me!"
    Bender: "Don't melt me down into a crowbar."
    Beck: "It suffers alone."
    Bender: "Just cause I can't move my arms and legs."
    Beck: "Hey!"
    Bender: "Or toss me into a trashcan."
    Beck: "Bender, what are you doing?"
    Bender: "just cause I can't cook your ham and eggs."
    Beck: "What are you doing?"
    Bender: "Don't crush me into an anchor, just cause I can't jump and dance and sing."
    Beck: "Uh, no."
    Bender: "I'm telling you, my broken friend, put your hands in the air like you just don't care, I'm telling you, my broken friend can do almost anything! YEAH!"
    Beck: "Cut it!" (People boo's)
    Bender: "Curse my natural showmanship!"
    Robot1: "You big fat fraud, you're not really broken!"
    Robot2: "But you will be in a minute. BUMRUSH THE STAGE!"
    (download 330kb)
  22. Fry: "Hurry! The Golden Gate Bridge. Put the metal to the pedal to the other metal." *clink* *clonk* (everyone screaming)
    Bender: "Oh no! I forgot this is a hover bridge."
    Leela: "And I forgot this isn't a hover car."
    Fry: "Is any of that a problem?"
    Zoidberg: "Not if you've lived a life without regret."
    (download 63kb)
  23. Bender: "Let me just do one thing to cheer myself up" *clink* (circuit shortcut sound) "Fry cracked corn, and I don't care. Leela cracked corn, I still don't care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn."
    (download 51kb)

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