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Episode Sounds: 3ACV18 - Anthology of Interest II

  1. Professor: *bang, bang, bang* "There! I finished fine tuning my what-if machine. It can answer any what-if question accurate to within one tenth of a plausibility unit."
    Leela: "That's so plausible I can't believe it!"
    (download 47kb)
  2. Professor: "Are you ready Bender?"
    Bender: "Nah, I don't know. I'm beginning to have some second thou…" *barbeque*
    (download 20kb)
  3. Bender: "Hey! My antenna's gone! Nah, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it though. Maybe if I wiggle it around a little."
    Fry: "Bender, no! You'll make God cry!"
    (download 35kb)
  4. Bender: "Guys, guys! You gotta come into the bathroom and look at this! You're not gonna believe it!"
    Leela: "Bender, it's OK to be proud, but don't be a show-off."
    (download 25kb)
  5. Bender: *smoothie* "Nah, it's not working anymore."
    Professor: "Speak for yourself!"
    (download 16kb)
  6. Bender: "I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the same time!"
    Everyone: "Wait a minute, no, stop!"
    Bender: "Let me go!"
    Leela: "NO!"
    (download 22kb)
  7. Bender: "Gaaaaaaa…" *fomp*'
    Crowd: *gasp*
    Wornstrom: "My God! He needs medical attention!"
    Zoidberg: *bip bip* "Pulse, 300; Liver, failing; Cholesterol, 40?"
    Leela: "Well, that's not so bad."
    Zoidberg: "No.. I mean 40 pounds!"
    (download 49kb)
  8. Wornstrom: "Young man. You have opened our minds, and swayed our harts. Let us therefor.."
    Bender: "PARTYYY!"
    Crowd: *goes wild*
    (download 36kb)
  9. Fry: "He's dead."
    Crowd: *gasp*
    Wornstrom: "When did he die?"
    Professor: "Hmmm… about 12 hours ago when the party started."
    Wornstrom: "But he just said 'wooo'."
    Professor: "No. That was air escaping from the folds of his fat."
    Bender: (well actually his fat) "wooo"
    Professor: "Good night, sweet prince. You were the greatest man any of us will ever know. Well let's get him out of here. He's starting to smell up the joint."
    (download 89kb)
  10. Narrator: "You watched it! You can't unwatch it! Stay tuned for more: Tales of Interest!"
    (download 28kb)
  11. Professor: "Of great machine! We beseech thee. What if life were more like a videogame?"
    (download 29kb)
  12. Fry: "Wait a second. I know that monkey! His name is 'Donkey'."
    Professor: "Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!"
    (download 23kb)
  13. Mario: "Mama mia! The cruel meatball of war has enrolled onto our laps, and ruined our white pants of peace."
    (download 28kb)
  14. General Packman: "Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, let's get down to business! What can you tell us about the Nintendians?"
    Fry: "Well, Sir, I spend all of ninth grade studying them, except for that day when my eyeballs started to bleed, and in my opinion…" *boom*
    Everyone: *gasp*
    General Packman: "Quickly! To the escape tunnels!"
    Everyone: "Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka…"
    (download 61kb)
  15. Fry: "Hey, watch out!"
    Zoidberg: *chow* "Oh, oh…"
    Leela: "Oh my God. He ate Fry! Fry is dead!"
    Fry: "It's OK. I had another guy."
    (download 32kb)
  16. Fry: "All right… It's Saturday night. I have no date, a two liter bottle of Shasta and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock!"
    (download 28kb)
  17. Fry: "I still got a trick or two up my sleeve! Watch, as I fire upwards through our own shield!"
    Bender: *gasp* "He's a mad man… A maaaad maaaan!"
    (download 29kb)
  18. General Packman: "My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter." *boom* *bang* "Aaah! I'm hit! So cold." *shutdown*
    Mrs. Packman: "Noooooo!"
    Fry: "Amy. Tend to the widow Packman."
    Mrs. Packman: *sob* "Wacka, wacka, wacka." *sob*
    (download 56kb)
  19. Lrrr: "Drop down, reverse direction, prepare for landing!"
    (download 21kb)
  20. Brain-guy: "All your base are belong to us!"
    Orange-guy: "?ereh dnoura stnap emos teg yug a nac erehW"
    (download 21kb)
  21. Fry: "What do you monsters want?"
    Donkey Kong: "One thing, and one thing only! Quarters! A million allowances worth of quarters! No slots or tokens!"
    Monsters: "Fork 'em over, fork 'em over."
    Professor: "Forget it you pixilated pirates! We need those quarters to do our laundry."
    Lrrr: "But… but… Space invaders need to do laundry too. I mean, look at Donkey Kong here. Have you smelled his loin cloth lately?
    (download 30kb)
  22. Professor: "Let's turn to the who-ask machine to see who's next."
    Who-ask machine: "Uuuuuuhm.. Amy."
    Amy: "Whaa!"
    Who-ask machine: "I mean Leela!"
    Amy: "Oooh…"
    (download 81kb)
  23. Cubert: "Look everyone! She killed the man witch of the west!"
    Everyone: "Yey!"
    Leela: "A witch? That explains how this boot magically appeared on my feet."
    Slurms: "No… You stole them. We saw you!"
    Leela: "Well… It's hard to find shoes that fit me. So anyway, who are you people?"
    (download 34kb)
  24. Amy: "Greetings Leela, I'm the cute witch of the north."
    Leela: "Can anyone fix my ship so I can get home?"
    Amy: "Abraca-dah! Just ask the professor. He lives in the emerald laboratory down Martin Luther King boulevard."
    Leela: "You mean that yellow brick road?"
    Amy: "The city council renamed it in 1975. Oooh! Those are great shoes!"
    Leela: "Oh, thank you!"
    Amy: "Do they come in women sizes?"
    (download 60kb)
  25. Bender: "Now, you say you're off to see the professor, cause I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my basement."
    (download 22kb)
  26. Zoidberg: "What, do I smell or something???" *sniff sniff* "Awww…"
    (download 14kb)
  27. Leela: "Why did you bring us here?"
    Zoidberg: "And why did I have to take a cab?"
    (download 11kb)
  28. Hermes: "Yes?"
    Leela: "We're here to see the professor."
    Hermes: "No one sees the mighty professor!"
    Professor: "Who's there Hermes? Is it visitors? I want to see them."
    Hermes: "It's nobody! Now sign that will I gave you! He's not in."
    (download 37kb)
  29. Professor: "Now, what do you nice kids want?"
    Zoidberg: "Nothing! I'm leaving! …but if you have extra courage I'd hold it away for you maybe?"
    Professor: "Oh blithery poop my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all… who needs courage when you have a gun?"
    Zoidberg: "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! No world! You put YOUR hands up!"
    (download 68kb)
  30. Leela: "All right… Here I go!" *smack* *smack* *smack* "There's no place like… I wanna be a witch!"
    Everyone: *gasp*
    Leela: *shock* "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" *flush* "Oh no! Help! What's happening?"
    Zoidberg: "Uh… Sorry! I think there's a problem with your upstairs toilet."
    (download 77kb)

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