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Episode Sounds: 1ACV11 - Mars University


  1. Alternative Futurama Theme: Mars U
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  2. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! We've got a very special delivery today."
    Fry: "Who's it going to?"
    Farnsworth: "Me."
    Bender: "Another job well done."
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  3. Farnsworth: "Well, in those days, Mars was just a dreary uninhabitable wasteland. Much like Utah. But unlike Utah, it was eventually made livable."
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  4. Oily: "Bender? Wow! You're a legend around here."
    Fatbot: "I heard that in one single night, you drank a whole keg, streaked across campus and crammed 58 humans into a phone booth."
    Bender: "Yeah, well, a lot of them were children."
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  5. Fry: "I'm a certified college dropout."
    Leela: "Please... Everyone knows 20th century colleges were basically expensive day care centers."
    Farnsworth: "That's true. By current academic standards, you're merely a high school dropout."
    Fry: "What?! That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets. By God, I'm going to enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again!"
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  6. Fry: "Hey, Professor, what are you teaching this semester?"
    Farnsworth: "Same thing I teach every semester. The mathematics of quantum neutrino fields. I made up the title so that no student would dare take it."
    Fry: "Mathematics of wanton burrito meals. I'll be there!"
    Farnsworth: "Please, Fry! I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!"
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  7. Leela: "So what makes Gunther talk?"
    Fry: "Is he genetically engineered?"
    Farnsworth: "Oh, please. That's preposterous science fiction mumbo jumbo. Gunther's intelligence actually lies in his electronium hat, which harnesses the power of sunspots to produce cognitive radiation."
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  8. Farnsworth: "Fry, that monkey is my most important experiment. If you two don't stop fighting I'll have you both neutered."
    Fry: "Hehe, that'll show him."
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  9. Leela: "What you did to Gunther was cruel. At the risk of sounding like an after-school special: I think we learned who the real animal was today."
    Fry: "You mean peer pressure?"
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  10. Farnsworth: "Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs??"
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  11. Leela: "So he just ran away in the middle of the exam?"
    Farnsworth: "I'm afraid so. All he handed in was a paper smeared with feces. He tied with Fry."
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  12. Farnsworth: "Come on, Gunther. Take the hat!"
    Fry: "No, the banana. The banana!"
    Farnsworth: "Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the ..."
    Fry: "Banana, banana, banana!"
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  13. Leela: "Climb up the vine! You can still save yourself!"
    Gunther: "Why bother? I've got nothing to live for. I was miserable as a genius and as a monkey I was so dumb I tried to wear a hat on my butt!"
    Fry: *snort* "Hehehehe"
    Gunther: "There's just no place for me in this world. Although, on the other hand..." *snap* "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." *splash*
    Farnsworth: "Oh, that poor sweet monkey. Well, let's go gather him up. There's no sense letting him go to waste."
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  14. Farnsworth: "But, what about your super-intelligence?"
    Gunther: "When I had that there was too much pressure to use it. All I want out of life is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit. That's why I've decided to transfer to business school!"
    Farnsworth: "Noooooooooo!"
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