Episode Sounds: 1ACV13 - Fry & the Slurm Factory
Calculon: "You may be my evil half brother but there's no law against murdering the other half!"
Zoidberg: "I'll have a look but I remind you: I'm an expert on humans, not robots."
Fry: "I'm not Bender. I'm Fry."
Zoidberg: "Really? I thought you were the robot."
Fry: "Nope, human."
Zoidberg: "Alright, alright. Spare me your life story."
Bender: "What should we point it at first?"
Fry: "I dunno. Try it on me!" *zap* "Ow! My sperm!"
Bender: "Wow! Neat! Mind if I try that again?" *zap*
Fry: "Hu, didn't hurt that time."
Fry: "Wait a second! I'm getting an idea! Ye, no, false alarm, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, wait, no, yeah, yeah, no, no, yes!"
Farnsworth: "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
Glurmo: "Why those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."
Farnsworth: "Tell them I hate them!"
Leela: "Hey look! The disgusting little men are starting to sing!"
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Doo, we've got a friendly warning for you. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dasis, the secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis."
Grunka Lunka #1: "Asking questions in school is a great way to learn."
Grunka Lunka #2: "If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke."
Grunka Lunka #1: "We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm."
Grunka Lunka #2: "It could easily happen again to you folks."
Grunka Lunkas: "So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut, Grunka Lunka Lunka Dunkity Dutt."
Glurmo: "Hey! I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break."
Grunka Lunka #2: "Hardass."
Glurmo: "I heard that."
Grunka Lunka #2: *whine*
Leela : "Hey, what's behind that door?"
Leela : "Is it the secret ingredient?"
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient."
Bender: "Ok, ok. We get the point."
Leela: "I was just curious because of the armed guards."
Grunka Lunkas: "Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards ..."
Bender: "Shut the hell up!"
Fry: "I'm dying of thirst. Grab my feet and dunk my head in so I can drink."
Leela: "No, that's moronic."
Fry: "Fine! I'll let go and swim around in the Slurm and drink as much as I want. Hehehe." *splash* "Help! I can't swim!"
Fry: "My God! What if the secret ingredient ... is people!"
Leela: "No. There's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola."
Fry: "Oh. How is it?"
Leela: "It varies from person to person."
Slurm Queen: "You'll be submerged in Royal Slurm, which in a matter of minutes will transform you into a Slurm Queen like myself!"
Glurmo Half: "But your Highness, she's a commoner. Her Slurm will taste foul."
Slurm Queen: "Yes. Which is why we'll market it as New Slurm. Then, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm Classic and make billions!"
Leela: "She's gaining on us!"
Slurms McKenzie: "Go on without me. I'll hold her off."
Fry: "But she'll crush you like a worm ... crushing a smaller worm."
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