Episode Sounds: 3ACV06 - Bendless Love
Leela: "This my friends, is the L-unit I just removed from the ship."
Crew: *astonished sounds*
Fry: "That doesn't look like an L at all! Unless you count lower case..."
Bender: "You know we don't" *smack*
Zoidberg: "My slinky! My cuddly little pet slinky! Buhuahahahaha"
Hermes: "I know how to settle this! We'll check last night's surveillance tapes."
Amy: "What tapes?!"
Zoidberg: "You've seen me naked?!"
Leela: "Bender must have a pent-up need to bend that's not being satisfied by his bend-free life-style"
Farnsworth: "Then he can't stay here. He's a menace to every straight person in the company."
Zoidberg: "Yay, little friend. Good as new." *slinky sound* *explosion* "Aaaaahuhuhuhuh"
Farnsworth: "Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose."
Fry: "I wish! It's a nickel."
Farnsworth: "I'm even dating a young Brazilian retired actress!"
Crew: *whoohoo sounds*
Farnsworth: "Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave!"
Bender: "It's time to kick some shiny metal ass!"
Leela: "Well, talk to her! Tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way."
Fry: "Yeah! Either that or be a man."
Bender: "Hey bar keep, I'll have a fuzzy navel and she'll have the girliest drink in da house."
Bar Keeper: "Two fuzzy navels coming up!"
DonBot: "That scamp is gonna have a little 'on the job accident'"
Joey Mousepad: "With all due respect DonBot, I don't think we should rely on an accident happening. Let's kill him ourselves!"
DonBot: *annoyed grunt*
Angeline: "Flexo, are you ok?"
Flexo: "Yeah! Never better!" *coughing* "Nah, I'm yanking your chain, I'm dying."
Bender: "I'm saying: I've got an unbendable girder to bend!"
Angeline: "You can't bend that girder. It's unbendable!"
Fry: "Professor, we're all sick of your new upbeat attitude."
Professor: "Nonsense! It's just in the song I wrote! 'We all need a new angle on life! ..."
Leela: "Och, Bender, you've gotta help us!"
Bender: "I try to get out, but they keep pulling me back in!"
Leela: " ... wangle a new dangle on life ... " *crack* "OWW!"
Amy: "No! Bender! The other way!"
Bender: "I like him better this way."
Professor: "I'm sad now ..."
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