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Episode Sounds: 3ACV06 - Bendless Love
- Leela: "This my friends, is the L-unit I just removed from the ship."
Crew: *astonished sounds* Fry: "That doesn't look like an L at all! Unless you count lower case..." Bender: "You know we don't" *smack* Fry: "Ow!" (download 78kb) - Zoidberg: "My slinky! My cuddly little pet slinky! Buhuahahahaha"
(download 48kb) - Hermes: "I know how to settle this! We'll check last night's surveillance tapes."
Amy: "What tapes?!" Fry: "Hu?!" Leela: "Surveillance?!" Zoidberg: "You've seen me naked?!" (download 43kb) - Leela: "Bender must have a pent-up need to bend that's not being satisfied by his bend-free life-style"
Farnsworth: "Then he can't stay here. He's a menace to every straight person in the company." (download 67kb) - Zoidberg: "Yay, little friend. Good as new." *slinky sound* *explosion* "Aaaaahuhuhuhuh"
(download 55kb) - Farnsworth: "Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose."
Fry: "I wish! It's a nickel." (download 34kb) - Farnsworth: "I'm even dating a young Brazilian retired actress!"
Crew: *whoohoo sounds* Farnsworth: "Some say I'm robbing the cradle, but I say she's robbing the grave!" (download 70kb) - Bender: "It's time to kick some shiny metal ass!"
(download 21kb) - Leela: "Well, talk to her! Tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way."
Fry: "Yeah! Either that or be a man." (download 45kb) - Bender: "Hey bar keep, I'll have a fuzzy navel and she'll have the girliest drink in da house."
Bar Keeper: "Two fuzzy navels coming up!" (download 45kb) - DonBot: "That scamp is gonna have a little 'on the job accident'"
Joey Mousepad: "With all due respect DonBot, I don't think we should rely on an accident happening. Let's kill him ourselves!" DonBot: *annoyed grunt* (download 76kb) - Angeline: "Flexo, are you ok?"
Flexo: "Yeah! Never better!" *coughing* "Nah, I'm yanking your chain, I'm dying." (download 70kb) - Bender: "I'm saying: I've got an unbendable girder to bend!"
Angeline: "You can't bend that girder. It's unbendable!" (download 55kb) - Fry: "Professor, we're all sick of your new upbeat attitude."
Crew: *concurs* Professor: "Nonsense! It's just in the song I wrote! 'We all need a new angle on life! ..." Leela: "Och, Bender, you've gotta help us!" Bender: "I try to get out, but they keep pulling me back in!" Leela: " ... wangle a new dangle on life ... " *crack* "OWW!" Amy: "No! Bender! The other way!" Bender: "I like him better this way." Professor: "I'm sad now ..." (download 184kb)
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