Episode Sounds: 3ACV07 - When the Earth stood stupid
Farnsworth: "First price is 500 Dollars and a year's supply of dog food!"
Bender: "500 Dollars you say?"
Zoidberg: "Dog food you say?"
Zoidberg: "Forgive me my friend!"
Bender: "Never!" *whip slash*
Jury Guy: "All glory to the hypnotoad." *claps hands*
Fry: "Looks like this planet is next in line."
Leela: "That's Earth!" [pause] "The planet we live on?"
Leela: "Am I going crazy? Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?"
Bender: "Fry! Help me! My heart stopped beating!"
Fry: "You don't have a heart. You're a robot."
Bender: "Sure. Right. Robot. Ohhh Fry, my skin's all dry and clanky."
Fry: "Well yeah ... robots are made off metal?"
Bender: "AM I a robot?"
Fry: "Bender, if this is some kind of scam, I don't get it. You already have my power of attorney."
Farnsworth: "Ow, ow, ow, I'm a genius! Ow, ow."
Zoidberg: "Zoiby want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoiby want go outside!"
Fry: "Grrr, I just let you back in!"
Leela: "How did the universe begin?"
Nibbler: *Nibblonian sounds*
Leela: "Then the meaning of existence..."
Leela: "So every religion is wrong!"
Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompTer. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."
Linda: "It's a T, it goes tah."
Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Fry: "Man, even the news-monster is acting strange!"
Fry: "What are we gonna do?"
Farnsworth: "Duh, I know. Let's play the lottery!"
Amy: "No! Let's buy internet stock!"
Zoidberg: "On Margin. Zoiby wanna buy on margin."
Hermes: "Look at me, I'm invisible!"
Fry: "Wait a minute. I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots."
Bender: "Hey, let's all join the reform party!"
All but Fry: *yahoo, hooray!*
Leela: "Awwwhaha, you're all so cute!"
Nibblonian: "No we're not. We Nibblonians are an ancient and powerful race. Behold! When the universe was forged in the crucible of the Big Bang, our mighty race was already 17 years old."
Nibblonian: "Thus they travel from world to world. Making everyone stupid in order to wipe out all thought in the universe.!"
Leela: "Wipe out all thought? My God! They're like flying televisions!"
Brain: "What do you want?"
Fry: "I'm here to kick your ass!"
Brain: "Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses."
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