Episode Sounds: 3ACV13 - Bending In The Wind
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- Fry: "Awwwww!"
Bender: "What's that? One of those Led Zepplins i've heard so
Fry: "No! It's an old Volkswagen van." *wiping* "Hey
mister. Mind if I take this old van?"
Man: "Sure. You wanna dump the corpses outta there, it's yourses."
Fry: "Yeah, yeah, I've gotten used cars before."
- Zoidberg: "Mwooo"
Amy: "Wow! Neat!"
Hermes: "It's a try of a free spirited German engineering.
Amy: "Hey! The speedometer only goes up to eighty. This thing
can't go faster than eighty thousand miles an hour?"
Fry: "No, it can't. But it got a driver side floor and an eight
track player with genuine mono sound."
- Prof. Farnsworth: "Petroleum reserves ran dry in 2038."
Leela: "Gas was an environmental disaster anyway. Now we use alternative
Fry: "Like what?"
Leela: "Whale oil."
- Bender: "Last time that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off."
Fry: "Oh right, plus the magnet screws up you inhibition unit
and makes you sing folk songs."'
Bender: "What! Who said anything about me secretly wanting to
be a folk singer? How ridiculous!"
- Bender: "I can't move my arms and legs! What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "Aaah.. This is the worst part of the job."
Bender: "What is it? Good news?"
Doctor: "Bender. Your hydraulics are shot. You'll never move again."
Bender: "Aah.. You mean?"
Doctor: "I'm sorry. You'll have to get a new one." (looks
at Prof. Farnsworth)
Crew: "Awww.. Poor Bender"
Prof. Farnsworth: "Well, let's drag him to the curb."
- Fry: "Wait a minute. Bender's my best friend. We can't just
dump him in the gutter like grandma's ashes."
- Patchcord Adams: "Hey, here's a giggle." (computer sound
and honking) "Did you hear why they're using Windows 3000 as a prison
Fry: "No, why?"
Patchcord Adams: "Cause it always locks up." *honk* *honk*
Fry&Leela: (Insecure laughter)
Bender: "For the love of God, somebody kick his ass!"
Patchcord Adams: "Well, so long. Get well soon." (sound of
paper) "Oh, well. So long anyway"
- Bender: "Wow. That was great!"
Beck: "Hey thanks! You a fan?"
Bender: "I don't know. Let me see." (zooming in) "Oh
my god, your Beck! I'd get up to shake your hand and steal your wallet, but
my crappy body crapped out on me."
- Bender: *honk* *honk* "Well. That's my good friend Beck. I'm
off to rock a series of mid-level venues."
Hermes: "Goodos Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer.
Both our dreams came true."
- Zoidberg: "Bad news friends. My shell ran."
Amy: "Zoidberg. You idiot! My outfit. It's.. It's.."
Leela: "Kind of cool."
Fry: "Yeah. I like it."
Amy: "Me too, now that I'm used to it."'
Zoidberg: "Then it was all on purpose. You're lucky to have Zoidberg
as a friend, but cross me and I'll turn on you like that!" *cut* *scream*
- Amy: "One bowl of ??????? please."
Man: "That'll be three ??????? of George Washington."
Amy: "Oh no. My beautiful money."
Leela: "It got ruined in the wash."
Fry: "Mine too. Even my change."
Man: "Get lost you moneyless hippies."
- Beck: "Bender that was THE best 40 minutes washboard solo I've
ever heard. The parts when I was awake blew my mind."
- Bender: "Hey. Yeah! I could write a song. With real words, not
phony ones like 'odeley'.
Beck: "'Odeley' is a real word. Just look it up in the becktionary."
- Beck: "And you can sing that song you're writing!"
Bender: "And I'll let you sing backup. But remember who the star
is. Me, Bender."
- Bender: *sniff* "Uch. Smells like something died in the wall."
Leela: "Mind if we crash here tonight? The colors in the wan is
keeping us awake."
- Leela: "This coming together of superstars really means a lot
to you doesn't it, Bender."
Bender: *sniff* "Aha. Helping my defected brothers is the first
thing I've ever cared about even the slightest bit." *sniff* "You
know, when I first got broken. I thought my life was over" *sniff* "But
look at me now. I got fame, money, groupies and it's all thanks to being completely
immobilized. That's why I'll be proud to go up on stage tomorrow and say:
Look at me world. I am a broken robot!"
Fry: "Bender. You can move! You're cured!"
Bender: "Oh, crap! It's a miracle!"
- Bender: "I was a hero to broken robot, cause I was one of them,
but how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera
singing in Spanish. Ooh, wait! That's it, I'll fake it!"
- Zoidberg: *cough*
Amy: "You better not do that at the concert."
Zoidberg: "I can't stop. When I eat to much dirt I get stuff in
my throat." *cough* *spit*
Amy: "Yuch. You are so disgusting I
Leela: "They're beautiful!"
Zoidberg: "Eww.. You're touching them!"
Amy: "I've never seen pears like this. Dr. Zoidberg, you're amazing!"
Zoidberg: "I am? At last, recognition!" *cough*
- Garfunkel: "Here's a song that was beautiful when performed
by my ancestor Art. *guitar* "Are you going to Scarborough Fair"
Cylon&Garfunkel: "Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
- Beck: (crowd screaming) "Thank you. That song doesn't usually
last three hours, but we got into a serious thing and then I forgot how it
- Bender: "People say my broken friend is useless, but I say his
mind is free. There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could beeeee
Beck: "Kick it."
Bender: "Well, he could make a good"
Bender&Beck: "hat rack"
Beck: "He only has to stand there"
Bender: "Or a cheap"
Bender&Beck: "door stop."
Beck: "He doesn't need to move."
Bender: "Or a great, big,"
Bender&Beck: "giant thermos,"
Bender: "with a twist off top."
Beck: "That would be good for soup."
Bender: "He could be a storage closet."
Bender&Beck: "For outdated pants."
Beck: "I like 'em tight"
Bender: "My broken friend, could do it all."
Bender&Beck: "Just give him a chance!"
Bender: "That robot has a tragic secret, that I'd like to share."
Beck: "For real?"
Bender: "My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair."
Bender: "That robots name I never told you."
Beck: "Who's that?"
Bender: "You could not forsee."
Beck: "C'mon give it up."
Bender: "I'll say it loud, and sing it proud"
Bender&Beck: "his name is you and me!"
Bender: "Don't melt me down into a crowbar."
Beck: "It suffers alone."
Bender: "Just cause I can't move my arms and legs."
Bender: "Or toss me into a trashcan."
Beck: "Bender, what are you doing?"
Bender: "just cause I can't cook your ham and eggs."
Beck: "What are you doing?"
Bender: "Don't crush me into an anchor, just cause I can't jump
and dance and sing."
Beck: "Uh, no."
Bender: "I'm telling you, my broken friend, put your hands in
the air like you just don't care, I'm telling you, my broken friend can do
almost anything! YEAH!"
Beck: "Cut it!" (People boo's)
Bender: "Curse my natural showmanship!"
Robot1: "You big fat fraud, you're not really broken!"
Robot2: "But you will be in a minute. BUMRUSH THE STAGE!"
- Fry: "Hurry! The Golden Gate Bridge. Put the metal to the pedal
to the other metal." *clink* *clonk* (everyone screaming)
Bender: "Oh no! I forgot this is a hover bridge."
Leela: "And I forgot this isn't a hover car."
Fry: "Is any of that a problem?"
Zoidberg: "Not if you've lived a life without regret."
- Bender: "Let me just do one thing to cheer myself up" *clink*
(circuit shortcut sound) "Fry cracked corn, and I don't care. Leela cracked
corn, I still don't care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that
you stupid corn."