Episode Sounds: 3ACV16 - A Leela of her own
Leela: "Put down the binoculars Fry... The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day..."
Fry: "I know, and I've grown to accept that."
Leela: "Professor! Please! Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like eachother. Now let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome."
Female Cygnoid: "You sure about these chairs? Guide book says human legs bend down at knee."
Male Cygnoid: "It's ok mamma. Anyone complains, I bend legs up for free!"
Leela: "I'd be the first woman ever to play major league blernsball?"
Teamguy: "Well yeah, but basically you'd just be a publicity stunt. I figure a one eyed lady skullbuster might bring out the freak show crowd."
Leela: *vomit sound* "I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit!"
Female Cygnoid: "Thank you."
Leela: "No actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful!"
Fry: "You look just like a ball player! Can i pad you on the butt?"
Leela: "Fry! I'm a professional athlete, so go ahead."
Fry: "Owwww, now I'm nervous..."
Bender: "Hey! You put a one and two zeros in front of that or we pass! Deal!"
Leela: "Bender! That's great! How much did you get me?"
Bender: "One hundred dollars."
eBay: "When I grow up, I wanna injure men by throwing stuff at them! Just like you Leela. Will you sign my magazine?"
Leela: "Aww, sure thing sweetie. Who should I make it out to?"
eBay: "Well, err, to eBay?"
Leela: "That's a popular name today!"
Bender: "When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots!"
Fishy Joe: "Look, I don't care if there is horse manure in it...'"
Male Cygnoid: "That's good!"
Fishy Joe: "I wanna buy this franchise. How does a hundred thousand dollars sound?"
Male Cygnoid: "Forget it! We come to earth to make pizza, not money."
Female Cygnoid: "No Blech, other way around!"
Male Cygnoid: "Oh right ... Offer accepted!"
Met Coach: "Come on! Let's see some fundamentals out there!" *honk honk* "And not clown fundamentals..."
Leela: "Keep cool. She is just like any other player. She puts on her sports bra one arm at a time."
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