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Episode Sounds: 3ACV18 - Anthology of Interest II
- Professor: *bang, bang, bang* "There! I finished fine tuning
my what-if machine. It can answer any what-if question accurate to within
one tenth of a plausibility unit."
Leela: "That's so plausible I can't believe it!"
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- Professor: "Are you ready Bender?"
Bender: "Nah, I don't know. I'm beginning to have some second
thou…" *barbeque*
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- Bender: "Hey! My antenna's gone! Nah, it just moved. I'm not
getting good reception on it though. Maybe if I wiggle it around a little."
Fry: "Bender, no! You'll make God cry!"
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- Bender: "Guys, guys! You gotta come into the bathroom and look
at this! You're not gonna believe it!"
Leela: "Bender, it's OK to be proud, but don't be a show-off."
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- Bender: *smoothie* "Nah, it's not working anymore."
Professor: "Speak for yourself!"
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- Bender: "I bet I can eat nachos and go to the bathroom at the
same time!"
Everyone: "Wait a minute, no, stop!"
Bender: "Let me go!"
Leela: "NO!"
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- Bender: "Gaaaaaaa…" *fomp*'
Crowd: *gasp*
Wornstrom: "My God! He needs medical attention!"
Zoidberg: *bip bip* "Pulse, 300; Liver, failing; Cholesterol,
40?"
Leela: "Well, that's not so bad."
Zoidberg: "No.. I mean 40 pounds!"
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- Wornstrom: "Young man. You have opened our minds, and swayed
our harts. Let us therefor.."
Bender: "PARTYYY!"
Crowd: *goes wild*
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- Fry: "He's dead."
Crowd: *gasp*
Wornstrom: "When did he die?"
Professor: "Hmmm… about 12 hours ago when the party started."
Wornstrom: "But he just said 'wooo'."
Professor: "No. That was air escaping from the folds of his fat."
Bender: (well actually his fat) "wooo"
Professor: "Good night, sweet prince. You were the greatest man
any of us will ever know. Well let's get him out of here. He's starting to
smell up the joint."
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- Narrator: "You watched it! You can't unwatch it! Stay tuned
for more: Tales of Interest!"
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- Professor: "Of great machine! We beseech thee. What if life
were more like a videogame?"
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- Fry: "Wait a second. I know that monkey! His name is 'Donkey'."
Professor: "Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!"
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- Mario: "Mama mia! The cruel meatball of war has enrolled onto
our laps, and ruined our white pants of peace."
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- General Packman: "Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka,
let's get down to business! What can you tell us about the Nintendians?"
Fry: "Well, Sir, I spend all of ninth grade studying them, except
for that day when my eyeballs started to bleed, and in my opinion…"
*boom*
Everyone: *gasp*
General Packman: "Quickly! To the escape tunnels!"
Everyone: "Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka,
wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka…"
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- Fry: "Hey, watch out!"
Zoidberg: *chow* "Oh, oh…"
Leela: "Oh my God. He ate Fry! Fry is dead!"
Fry: "It's OK. I had another guy."
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- Fry: "All right… It's Saturday night. I have no date, a
two liter bottle of Shasta and my all rush mix tape. Let's rock!"
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- Fry: "I still got a trick or two up my sleeve! Watch, as I fire
upwards through our own shield!"
Bender: *gasp* "He's a mad man… A maaaad maaaan!"
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- General Packman: "My retirement tomorrow will be all the sweeter."
*boom* *bang* "Aaah! I'm hit! So cold." *shutdown*
Mrs. Packman: "Noooooo!"
Fry: "Amy. Tend to the widow Packman."
Mrs. Packman: *sob* "Wacka, wacka, wacka." *sob*
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- Lrrr: "Drop down, reverse direction, prepare for landing!"
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- Brain-guy: "All your base are belong to us!"
Orange-guy: "?ereh dnoura stnap emos teg yug a nac erehW"
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- Fry: "What do you monsters want?"
Donkey Kong: "One thing, and one thing only! Quarters! A million
allowances worth of quarters! No slots or tokens!"
Monsters: "Fork 'em over, fork 'em over."
Professor: "Forget it you pixilated pirates! We need those quarters
to do our laundry."
Lrrr: "But… but… Space invaders need to do laundry too.
I mean, look at Donkey Kong here. Have you smelled his loin cloth lately?
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- Professor: "Let's turn to the who-ask machine to see who's next."
Who-ask machine: "Uuuuuuhm.. Amy."
Amy: "Whaa!"
Who-ask machine: "I mean Leela!"
Amy: "Oooh…"
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- Cubert: "Look everyone! She killed the man witch of the west!"
Everyone: "Yey!"
Leela: "A witch? That explains how this boot magically appeared
on my feet."
Slurms: "No… You stole them. We saw you!"
Leela: "Well… It's hard to find shoes that fit me. So anyway,
who are you people?"
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- Amy: "Greetings Leela, I'm the cute witch of the north."
Leela: "Can anyone fix my ship so I can get home?"
Amy: "Abraca-dah! Just ask the professor. He lives in the emerald
laboratory down Martin Luther King boulevard."
Leela: "You mean that yellow brick road?"
Amy: "The city council renamed it in 1975. Oooh! Those are great
shoes!"
Leela: "Oh, thank you!"
Amy: "Do they come in women sizes?"
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- Bender: "Now, you say you're off to see the professor, cause
I could use a heart. A human heart. I need to pump a lot of blood out of my
basement."
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- Zoidberg: "What, do I smell or something???" *sniff sniff*
"Awww…"
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- Leela: "Why did you bring us here?"
Zoidberg: "And why did I have to take a cab?"
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- Hermes: "Yes?"
Leela: "We're here to see the professor."
Hermes: "No one sees the mighty professor!"
Professor: "Who's there Hermes? Is it visitors? I want to see
them."
Hermes: "It's nobody! Now sign that will I gave you! He's not
in."
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- Professor: "Now, what do you nice kids want?"
Zoidberg: "Nothing! I'm leaving! …but if you have extra courage
I'd hold it away for you maybe?"
Professor: "Oh blithery poop my cowardly lobster. You don't need
courage. After all… who needs courage when you have a gun?"
Zoidberg: "Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! No world! You put
YOUR hands up!"
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- Leela: "All right… Here I go!" *smack* *smack* *smack*
"There's no place like… I wanna be a witch!"
Everyone: *gasp*
Leela: *shock* "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" *flush* "Oh no!
Help! What's happening?"
Zoidberg: "Uh… Sorry! I think there's a problem with your
upstairs toilet."
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