Episode Sounds: 3ACV20 - Godfellas
Leela: *gasp* "Space pirates!"
Fry: "Space pirates?"
Leela: "You know...pirates, but in space!"
Bender: *grumble* "Make Bender take a nap in a tube..." *pulls out the torpedo and crawls inside* "Come back when I've had some sleep, baby!"
Pirate: "Too late I realize that me children are me only treasure."
Bender: "Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!"
Bender: "Hey, what's bombarding me? Ow! Oh no, an asteroid field! If even a pea-sized asteroid were to whizz through my skull, it could..." *zing* "OW!...hurt slightly."
Bender: "Listen here, Malachi. Time for a religious donation. Hand over your wallet!"
Malachi: "But Lord, we are a poor and simple folk."
Bender: "Poor? Aw, crap."
Fry: "Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?"
Pastor: "Well, we could join together in prayer."
Fry: "Uh huh, but is there anything useful we can do?"
Fry: "Bonder? Is it really you?"
Gypsy: "Yes, I am fine. Give the gypsy 10 dollars."
Fry: "Wait a minute...Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender! You're a fraud!"
Gypsy: "Look, you want false hope or not?"
Fry: "Only if you don't have any real hope."
Malachi: "The infidels on your back no longer believe in you. They say their prayers go unheeded."
Bender: "Of course they're unheeded, how am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?"
Fry: "You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!'"
Malachi Jr: "Look Daddy, I'm hugging God! Mmmm, hmmm...maybe if I hug him real hard, he'll save us from..." *boom*
Bender: "Hello? Is anyone still alive? How about in the porno theater? Don't be embarrassed!"
Bender: "Hey, that galaxy's signaling in binary. I gotta signal back! But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. You speak english?"
God: "I do now."
Fry: "Hmm, finding God. That...that's important, yeah. But you know what might be a treat for everyone? If you let me use the telescope to find my lost friend Bender."
Monk: "I...I don't know what to say...other than 'absolutely not'!"
Monk #1: "He speaks out of love for his friend. Perhaps that love in his heart is God."
Monk #2: "Oh, how convenient, a theory about God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!"
Monk: "This is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in!"
Bender: "So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?"
Bender: "What if I do something different?"
God: "Then I don't know that."
Bender: "I was God once."
God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket."
Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
Monk: "Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!"
Fry: "Hello! Has anyone out there seen Bender?"
Voice: "No, quit asking!"
Bender: "Guys, you'll never believe what happened! First I was God, then I met God!"
Fry: "We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks!"
Leela: "Oh no, the monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room."
Fry: "Aww, do we have to? I mean, they're monks. I'm sure their God will let them out, or at least give them more shoes to eat."
Bender: "Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack, he pretty much told me so himself!"
Gypsy: "There is perhaps one way. Have you heard of the monks of Deshuba?"
Fry: "I've... NOT heard of them..."
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