Episode Sounds: 4ACV02 - Leela's Homeworld
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Farnsworth: "Good news everyone! You all know the orphanarium where Leela grew up?"
Fry: "Sure. We talk about it all the time."
Fry: "Nooo! Burn!"
Farnsworth: "Said orphanarium has named Leela orphan of the year!"
Crew: *whoohoo* *yehha*
Amy: "Your parents must be so proud! Oops, sorry..."
Leela: "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Fry: "Yeah, I do that with my stupidness."
Leela: "But all I really wanted was a mom and dad, to hold me and stroke my hair and tell me they love me."
Fry: "Then today is your lucky day. Because I happen to be a holding, stroking, loving machine. Also spanking."
Leela: "It's all the best stuff I ever flushed down the toilet. Those are some of my diary pages. And my screen-play!"
Fry: "And also, for some reason the letter I wrote you full of my personal feelings!"
- Supreme Mutant: "This time I'm calling for the death penalty. And not just because I'm running for reelection as supreme mutant."
Leela: "Wait a minute... We aren't you gonna kill us anymore?"
Bender: "Yeah, what are you? Chicken?" *bok* *bok* *bok* *bokaww*
Fry: "Shut up you two, we can kill ourselves when we get home."
- Mutant: "Stop right there! I don't wanna hurt you."
Leela: *aiii* *smack*
Mutant: "Owww! I didn't want you to hurt me either!"
Orphanarium warden: "I just wish I could be more helpful. Would you like some dirt on any other orphans?"
Fry: "Look, I'm trying to save someone here. I'll have to come back for those later."
Fry: "I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse. I asked you to get busy."
Farnsworth: "Very well."
Fry: "Isn't that the same machine that makes noses?"
Farnsworth: "It can do other things! Why shouldn't it?!"
Fry: "I had the professor analyze the alienese letter that was found with you."
Leela: "What does it say?"
Fry: "I 'unno... But the analysis showed it was printed on recycled toilet paper. A squeezably soft paper, used mainly in the sewers."
- Leela & Parents: *crying sounds*
Pizzicato5: *song* "When I see you alone, I see what's in your mind. You love me, yes you do. You don't need to tell me."