Episode Sounds: 4ACV05 - A Taste of Freedom
Zoidberg: "Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy! Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!"
Fry: "There's no denying it. The future's crazy. Oh well, don't want to stand out."
Fry & Zoidberg: "Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy! Freedom, freedom, freedom, oy!"
Zoidberg: "There's nothing crazy about it. It's just freedom day." *warbles*
Zoidberg: "That's why I love Earth. You can do what you want, and no one makes you feel guilty, because no one cares."
Fry: "We're not listening!"
Zoidberg: "That's what I'm talking about."
Nixon: "My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom it's almost sickening. We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a weekend with the Pain Monster."
Pain Monster: "See you April 15th, folks!"
Zoidberg: "I'm swelling with patriotic mucus!"
Nixon: "In our darkest hour we can stand erect with proud, upthrust bosoms!"
Fry: "Anyone who laughs is a communist!"
Nixon: "Let's storm the place! ... Without my prior knowledge."
Head of the ACLU: "You can eat my dog, you can eat my truck, but you eat my flag and you're out of luck! She's waving proud around the world from Dallas to Fort Worth. Let me say it again: Don't mess with Earth!"
Zoidberg: "Me? Apologize? Never!"
Judge: "Also, in a rare double-whammy decision the court finds polygamy constitutional."
Old Man Waterfall: "I can't wait to tell my husband!"
Zoidberg: "Aha! Now the rubber band's on the other claw!"
Brannigan: "Let's show these freaks what a bloated, runaway military budget can do!"
Computer voice: "Commence lip identification scan."
Computer voice: "No tongue."
Brannigan: "Well, Kif. Stand by to take the blame. Steady. Steady. Now!"
Kif & Brannigan: *screaming*
Fry: "I'm no good at being a slave. I'm thinking about graduate school. You know, to become a barber."
Leela: "Today is the day we fight back!"
Bender: "It's already ten o'clock."
Leela: "Oh, you're right. Tomorrow is the day we fight back."
Fry: "Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures."
Leela: "An idea?"
Fry: "Mm, hmmm, hmmm."
Old Man Waterfall: "Do your worst, you sea devils. I'll make my stand with Old Freebie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!"
Palace of oppression: *crush*
Old Man Waterfall: "Argh, my spirit!"
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