Episode Sounds: 4ACV09 - Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
Farnsworth: "Driving gloves, driving goggles, driving thong. There!"
Leela: "Uh, maybe I should drive."
Farnsworth: "Hehe, you? A woman? I'm trying to catch a monster, not find the quickest route to the mall!"
Farnsworth: "I expect you'll want to see my angry, crotchety grandpa discount card."
Wanda: "Sir, this card is expired."
Farnsworth: "But it's good for a lifetime!"
Farnsworth: "Well, yours expired."
Heather: "Sir, it's not necessary or wise to be naked."
Farnsworth: "Pfft. You sound just like my tennis instructor."
Farnsworth: "Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it. Making people wait behind me while I complain."
Fry: "He still sounds sorta old. Sorta real old."
Farnsworth: "Well, that was an utter waste of time."
Amy: "Professor, it worked! You look young enough to be my father!"
Farnsworth: "Poodle spit!"
Farnsworth: "53 years old?! Aww, now I'll need a fake ID to rent ultra-porn."
Leela: "When I was an orphan, I always wished I could grow up with my mom and dad. And now, thanks to being hurled backwards in time..."
Farnsworth: "That's not what happened! Shut up and go live with your parents!"
Morris: "Fine, sweetikins, we'll be the strictest parents ever. Now, let's all have some tequila to celebrate!"
Leela: "Dad... I'm underage!"
Morris: "Oh, right. Here's a silly straw."
Inez Wong: "Ohh... My Amy, sweet little girl again. This is like a mother's dream. Bad dream that is. At this rate I'm never gonna get a grandchild."
Leo Wong: "Maybe she not grown up. But she sure grown out! She fat!"
Amy: "Dad, if you're gonna make fat jokes till I get cute again, I'm just gonna stay in my room!"
Leo Wong: "Stay in room? You so fat, you gonna stay all around room. Hehehehehe."
Leela: "Moose, Mandy, this is my friend Fry. From the surface."
Mandy: "Ah, so this is the famous Fry. What is he, like ... the biggest loser on the surface so he has to hang out in the sewer?"
Fry: "They're on to me!"
Fry: "I'll miss you, Leela. I'll come back and visit when I'm all grown up."
Leela: *whispers* "Bring beer."
Morris: "No beer till you finish your tequila!"
Farnsworth: "Word. We'll all keep getting younger and younger until we suffer a fate worse than death. Pre-life! Then death."
Farnsworth: "The Fountain of Aging? Hmm... It is just a legend. Still, they called the tooth fairy a legend and now it's head of the FBI."
Pazuzu: "And that, little one, is how papa gets freedom. Now, bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all."
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