Can't get enough Futurama - Sounds: When Aliens Attack

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Episode Sounds: 1ACV12 - When Aliens Attack

Fry: "Pizza delivery! Wow, so this is a real TV station, huh?"
TV Guy: "Well, it's a FOX affiliate."
Fry: "What are you showing right now?"
TV Guy: "Single Female Lawyer. It's the season finale. You wanna watch?"
Fry: "Aww, I dunno. That's a chick show. I prefer programs of the genre 'World's blankiest blanks'."
TV Guy: "She is wearing the world's shortiest skirt."
Fry: "I'm in."
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TV Guy: "Oh my God. You knocked FOX off the air!"
Fry: "Pfft, like anyone on earth cares."
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Fry: "Hey, quit it Hermes. It's Labor Day."
Hermes: "Labor Day? That phoney baloney holiday crammed down our throats by fat-cat union gangsters?"
Fry: "That's the one."
Hermes: "Hot damn, a day off!"
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Amy: *spray-on-bikini sounds* "There, how do I look?"
Farnsworth: "Like a cheap French harlot."
Amy: "French?"
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Beach Bully: "Huhu, err, sir. You don't understand. I'm a professional beach bully. I pretend to steal your girl, you punch me, I go down, she swoons, you slip me 50 bucks."
Fry: "50 bucks?! Not even if she was my girlfriend. You take her!"
Leela: "Fry!"
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Fry: "Voila! The greatest sand castle ever built. This is the kind of castle King Arthur would've lived in. If he were a fiddler crab."
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President McNeal: "And now, the man who will lead us in our proud struggle for freedom. Fresh from his bloody triumph over the Pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula: 25 star general Zap Brannigan!"
Leela: "Sigh."
Bender: "Hey look, Leela. It's that idiotic windbag you slept with."
Leela: "The Earth is under attack. Can't we just forget about that?"
Bender: "Evidently not."
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Brannigan: "Call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go it alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air."
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Brannigan: "Remeber, our mission is simple. Destroy all aliens."
Kif: "Em, err, not me, sir."
Brannigan: "Oh, yes. Right. Nobody destroy Kif." *whispering* "Unless you have to."
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Fry: "I'm gonna be a science-fiction hero. Just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena."
Leela: "Fry, this isn't TV. It's real life. Can't you tell the difference?"
Fry: "Sure. I just like TV better. Piaww. Piuww."
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Brannigan: "What the hell is that thing?"
Kif: "It appears to be the mother ship."
Brannigan: "Then what did we just blow up?"
Kif: "The Hubble telescope."
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Brannigan: "Stop exploding you cowards!"
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Lrrr: "Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female, struggling to succeed in a human male's world."
Brannigan: "Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent."
Lrrr: "Silence!"
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Lrrr: "We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day. For five days. Unless we see McNeal at 9PM tomorrow. 8 Central."
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Bender: "Single Female Lawyer. Fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant."
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Leela: "Fry, there's nothing else here. You only wrote two pages of dialog."
Fry: "Well, it took an hour to write. I thought it would take an hour to read."
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Fry: "Married?! Jenny can't get married."
Leela: "Why not? It's clever, it's unexpected..."
Fry: "But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid and unexpected things make them feel scared."
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