Can't get enough Futurama - Sounds: Amazon Women in the Mood

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Episode Sounds: 3ACV01 - Amazon Women in the Mood

Hermes: "People, we got a problem. Little Nibbler has been coughing up hair balls."
Leela: "Well so has Fry ... what's the big deal?"
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Zoidberg: "So long! I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday."
Amy: "Those were toe nail clippings"
Zoidberg: "A feast is a feast."
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Brannigan: "Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying. Like a woman!"
Kif: *sobs*
Brannigan: "It's alright. I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men."
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Brannigan: "I propose we go out on 10 dates."
Leela: "How about zero?"
Brannigan: "9!"
Leela: "0."
Brannigan: "7!"
Leela: "0."
Brannigan: "8?"
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Brannigan: "Five!" *hits desk* "And that's my final offer! Four!"
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Morbo: *sings* "Oh won't you take me to ... funky town? Oh won't you take me to ... funky town ...."
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Kif: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Amy: "What!?"
Leala: "Lieutenant Kroker!"
Kif: "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
Amy: "Kif!?"
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Kif: *sings* "Once upon a time I was falling in love ... but now I'm only falling apart ..."
Amy: "Oh, that's so emotional."
Kif: "There is nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heaaa..."
Brannigan: *smacks Kif* " .. your hour is over."
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Brannigan: *sings* "Hit it! I met her in a club, down in old Soho, where they drink champagne that tastes just like coca cola. C. O. L. A. - Cola." *crowd annoyed* "She! walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name, and in a dark brown voice she said: Leeeeeela. L e e l a Leeela Lee-lee-leela bah bah bah bah bum de de de de de" *crowd runs* "Leeelaaaaaaa .... bah de ba da be bum!"
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Brannigan: "She's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro!" *alert sounds* "She's out of control! You win again gravity!"
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Zoidberg: "Hey Gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!" *bam bam bam bam*
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Fry: "I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half-date. I'm gonna call the restaurant .."
Auto-voice: "The number you've dialed has crashed into a planet, please make a note of it."
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Leela: "What planet is this anyway?"
Brannigan: "I 'unno. This whole sector is uncharted."
Kif: "It is *not* uncharted. You lost the chart."
Brannigan: *rubs hands* "Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the human race. Just me and you." *whispers* "And maybe you".
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Fry: "Alright, here's the plan!"
Amazon: "Uh, Uhhhh, uh uh uh"
Bender: "What kind of moronic plan is that?"
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Brannigan: *laughing* "Oh god, you're killing me." *club smacks* "Oh god, you're *killing* me!"
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Amazon: "Here live vengeful all-knowing leader. She decide mans fates."
Fry: "Is she hot?"
Amazon: "That not important. She all-knowing"
Fry: "In other words: No." *club smack* "Oww!"
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Brannigan: "Yes, a little tighter. Tighter! Perhaps a hard spanking is in order." *club smack* "Uh, too hard!"
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Amazon: "You want die like last men visit Amazonia?"
Fry: "What'd they die of?"
Amazon: "Crushed pelvises."
Fry: *long pause* "Yes!"
Brannigan: "Oh thank you Lord in heaven!"
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Femputer: "Femputer sentences them: To death!"
All: *astonished and quivering*
Femputer: "By snu snu!"
Fry: "Yeah!!! Whoohoo!
Brannigan: "Yay!!!"
Kif: *quivering*
Brannigan: "What are you? Gay?"
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Leela: "Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram her to let them go."
Bender: "Maybe you can interface with my ass! By biting it!"
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Brannigan: "We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
Amazon: "It time snu snu!"
Fry: "Can't we just cuddle? Nooooooo!"
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