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Episode Sounds: 3ACV17 - A Pharaoh to Remember

Hermes: "Holy Spitz! He's sportin' skin-tight speedos!"
Amy: "They don't leave much to the imagination."
Hermes: "Actually, on a robot they sorta do."
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Scruffy: "Boy, I've never seen him so down. Or ever before."
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Crew: "Surprise!"
Fry: "Happy funeral, Bender!"
Bender: "A surprise funeral? For me?"
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Zoidberg: "Ohhh Dannyboy! The pipes! The pipes are calling!"
Bender: "Whoyboy?"
Zoidberg: "From gland to gland and down ..."
Bender: "Dannyboy?? You are at my funeral singing about some dead stiff named Dannyboy?? You really are a massive bonehead!"
Zoidberg: "I'm expressing my sorrow!"
Bender: "Get lost!"
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Bender: "You've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living. By showing how bad my funeral will suck!"
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Fry: "You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work but they don't pay you or let you go..."
Leela: "That's the only thing about being a slave."
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Fry: "This place is just like the ancient Egypt of my days!"
Curator: "That is no coincidence. For our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago."
Fry: "I know it! Insane theories: One! Regular theories a billion."
Curator: "We learned many thing from the mighty Egypts. Such as pyramid building. Space travel."
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Pharaoh: *dying* "Tell the slaves they can all go f..."
Bender: "Go faster? I told them. But they are so damn lazy!"
Pharaoh: "No. I mean, they are all free..."
Bender: "Freeloading off you? I agree."
Pharaoh: "No! I..." *dies*
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High Priest: "Great wall of prophecy! Reveal to us god's will that we may blindly obey."
Crowd: "Free us from thought and responsibility."
High Priest: "We shall read things off you!"
Crowd: "And do them."
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Leela: "Did you really think you'd need all this junk in the afterlife?"
Bender: "Afterlife? Pfft. If I'd thought I had to go through a whole 'nother life, I'd kill myself right now."
Leela: "Well rot in peace."
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Bender: "I don't?"
Leela: "Nooo. You have your legacy as a brutal, tyrannical dictator. And that will outlive any monument."
Bender: "You really think they'll remember me?"
Fry: "Absolutely."
Bender: "Well in that case.... One planet down. Helmsman, set course for ... Earth! Muhuahahha hahaha."
Leela: "That's not Earth."
Bender: "Oh."
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Bender's Statue: "Remember me!"
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