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Episode Sounds: 4ACV14 - Obsoletely Fabulous


  1. Scary Robot: "Sleep, little dumpling. I have replaced your mother."
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  2. Speaker: "And now, the woman who mom-opolizes the robot industry..."
    Fry: "I get it!"
    Speaker: "Mom!"
    Fry: "Oh... now I get it."
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  3. Leela: "Why can't you accept his help?"
    Bender: "I hate him!"
    Leela: "But he's just a tool to make your life easier. Like a socket wrench, or a burglars' kit!"
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  4. Roberto: "Man, I hate those new 1-x robots. I'd like to stab 'em! Give 'em some of these! Haha! Ha! Haha!"
    Bender: "Yeah, right on nut cake."
    Roberto: "Parole officer says I gotta upgrade or he won't gimme back my stabbing knife! But it's no big. I hate those 1-x so much, I know it won't affect me." *gets strapped for the upgrade* "Death to the 1-x robots!"
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  5. Bender: "Oop. Low on power. Hehehe. Better fuel up. Oh no... Guess I'll do what I always do when I run out of booze." *goes on knees, cries*
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  6. Bender: *sticks power plug into boar's nose to no effect*
    Boar: *grunts madly*
    Bender: "Hey! I should be mad at you! Now turn around."
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  7. Bender: "Who are you, and why should I care?"
    Cartridge Unit: *inserts tape* "Side A: We're a community of outdated robots who refused to upgrade and came here" *changes sides* "Side B: to live a simpler existence. Free of technology.
    Bender: "A working cartridge unit? Wow! You guys went obsolete years ago."
    Cartridge Unit: *inserts new tape* "Your mother."
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  8. Bender: "So what's your problem?"
    Sinclair 2k: "Not enough hmduh..."
    Bender: "Memory?"
    Sinclair 2k: "Oh, great. Now I remember that word but I forgot my wife's face."
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  9. Bender: "Behold my hand-crafted purity. The modern world can bite by splintery wooden ass!"
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  10. Bender: "And now, technology shall taste the lash of the hickory switch!"
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  11. Farnsworth: *power goes down* "Oh! I'm blind!"
    Leela: "Professor, we have no power!"
    Farnsworth: "What do you mean, no power. We're living in the future."
    Leela: "I'd better light some candles."
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  12. Robot 1-x: "How may I help you?"
    Bender: *fire flares up* "Yargh! Save my friends! Yargh! And Zoidberg!"
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  13. Bender: "Uff. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?"
    Clerk: "No, get out. Next!"
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