Can't get enough Futurama - Sounds: The Farnsworth Parabox

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Episode Sounds: 4ACV15 - The Farnsworth Parabox

Farnsworth: *explosions* "Buddha, Zeus, God! One of you guys do something!" *screams*
Fry: "Come on Leela. What's the real reason you won't go out with me?"
Farnsworth: "Help! Satan! You owe me!"
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Fry: "Whatever is in there, it's the only thing I've ever wanted!"
Zoidberg: "In my experience, boxes are usually empty. Or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top? And one time, pepperoni! What a day that was." *screams* "Give me the box!"
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Leela: "Now look, I am not evil. My loan officer said so."
Farnsworth 1: "Ohh, you'd like us to believe that, wouldn't you Leela? Or should I say, Eveela."
Bender 1: "Aw, this is awful. Someone is a more evil Bender than me. I do my best, dammit!"
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Bender 1: "Hey, bite my glorious golden ass!"
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Farnsworth: "Hope you won't think it's evil of me to ask how you got that stylish head-wound?"
Farnsworth 1: "Oh, this old thing? I was experimenting to see if I could remove my own brain."
Farnsworth: "Of course! I had the same idea. I flipped a coin to decide if I should proceed. But it came out tails, so I didn't. How'd it go?"
Farnsworth 1: "Well, getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out." *laughs in a silly way*
Farnsworth: "Hehehe, you..."
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Zoidberg 1: "And those co-workers. Always looking down on us Zoidbergs. What are they? From Nob hill?"
Zoidberg: "They're all like, stop spraying me with ink, Zoidberg. Put on pants, Zoidberg. Don't touch our fancy box, Zoidberg."
Zoidberg 1: "Ohhh, that box. Too good for us, is it?" Zoidberg: "Bah!"
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Zoidberg "All hail Zoidberg! The king with the box!" *licks Zoidberg A's toes* "Now it's my turn maybe?"
Zoirberg 1: "The box says no."
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Amy: "Hello! Did you see two smelly lobsters?"
Hermes without eyes: "We didn't see any'ting. Ever."
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Leela: "Have you robot versions of you guys seen any extra Zoidbergs around here?"
Robot-Fry: "Negative! Will you - go - out - with - me?"
Leela: "Err, access denied."
Robot-Fry: *head explodes*
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Zoidberg: "Hey, you! What with the no boxes?"
Freakworth: "Baby, they're somewhere. Everything's like somewhere. Place is like au natural right now."
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Freakworth: "Dig it! All of you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up."
Farnsworth: "Nonsense! Why, there's a whole universe in there."
Freakworth: "Dude. There's a universe in all of us."
Freak-Amy: "Right on, professor Freakworth."
Farnsworth: "Get a job!"
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Leela: "So what you think you just explained to us is that..."
Farnsworth: "Correct! This box contains our own universe!"
Everyone: *gasp*
Hermes: "Sweet honey bee of infinity!"
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Leela: "Bender, quit destroying the universe!"
Universe: *rumbles*
Bender: "But... Oww."
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