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Episode Sounds: 2ACV01 - I Second That Emotion
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Voiceover: "Futurama is brought to you by Glagnar's Human Rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans."
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Bender: "Stupid can opener. You killed my father and now you've come back for me!"
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Bender: "Hey! I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it."
Zoidberg: "Alright, I'm coming."
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Fry: "Hey, what are these rings in Nibbler's fang?"
Vet: "Hmm. I'm still a little woozy from a gazelle kick this morning, but if he's anything like the common tree, the rings might indicate his age."
Fry: "Hehe, yeah, well. Good luck. It'd take some kind of genius to count all those rings."
Vet: "He's 5."
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Planet Express crew: "What day is today? It's Nibbler's birthday. What a day for a birthday. Let's all have some cake."
Fry: "And you smell like one, too!"
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Leela: "Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure to put them in after you cook it."
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Bender: "There! This'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable."
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Farnsworth: "And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet Nibbler. Who's gone to a place where I too hope one day to go. The toilet."
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Bender: "You think you're so hot!"
Fry: "Wha?!"
Bender: "The only reason you get all the guys is because you dress like a tramp." *slap*
Fry: "They're just responding to my personality!"
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Fry: "Hey, aren't you supposed to be eating our brains? You're mutants!"
Mutant Dwayne: "Mutants? Perhaps it is you who are the mutants."
Female Mutant: "Pulease Dwayne... Have you looked in a mirror lately?"
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Bender: "You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?"
Dwayne: "Perhaps. But perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!"
Leela: "No. We're on the top."
Fry: "Daylight and everything."
Dwayne: "Oh."
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Leela: "El Chupanibre? What's that?"
Dwayne: "Gather 'round children, for the legend of El Chupanibre! He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush. Silent as a low-flow toilet flush. Watch your step, 'cause sooner or later he'll eat you whole, and half your alligator."
Female Mutant: "Crocodile."
Dwayne: "Whatever."
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Dwayne: "If the legend is true, our only hope is to offer him a snackrifice."
3-armed Mutant: "Yes. An unspoiled virgin."
Leela: "I volunteer!"
Female Mutant: "Nice try, Leela. But we've all seen Zapp Brannigan's webpage."
Bender: "Ahahaha, hahaha!"
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Fry: "Leela, your scaredness is being transmitted straight to Bender. If you care about Nibbler, stop caring about him!"
Leela: "I can't! I love every living creature."
Fry: "Even me?"
Leela: "As a friend..."
Fry: "Damn!"
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Dwayne: "Gather 'round, children to hear the legend of Bender. He came from above with a -" *snap* "It's gonna be many a year before someone flushes another guitar string..."
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Leela: "So long, jerkwads!"
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