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Episode Sounds: 2ACV06 - Lesser of Two Evils

  1. Announcer: "Futurama is brought to you by Arachno Spores: The fatal spore with the funny name."
    (download 53kb)
  2. Bender: "Heyhey, a suicide booth! So long, suckers!"
    Fry: "Err. Sorry Bender, that's just a phone booth."
    Bender: "Oh..."
    Leela: "What were they used for?"
    Fry: "In New York? Bathrooms."
    Leela: "Oh. I'll be out in a sec."
    (download 98kb)
  3. Speaker: "The traffic jams of Old New York were a public forum for the free interchange of opinion."
    Driver 1: "Move it, crap for brains!"
    Driver 2: "Bug off!"
    Driver 3: "Get home, bastard man!"
    Speaker: "It all started with Gerald Ford's famous invention - the automocar. Which was powered by a tank of burning fossils. Here we see a 20th century assembly line where cars were constructed by primitive robots."
    Robots: "Ugha! Ugha! Ugha! Ugha! Ugha!"
    (download 205kb)
  4. Speaker: "The stately 1992 Latura."
    Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those! Actually, it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend. She just lived next door and never closed her curtains."
    Leela: "Fry, remember I when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier?"
    (download 105kb)
  5. All: *crash with car*
    Bender: "Ow. I think I got whip lash."
    Leela: "You can't have whip lash. You don't have a neck."
    Bender: "I meant ass whip lash."
    (download 81kb)
  6. Fry: "How's that robot I ran over?"
    Farnsworth: "We did all we could..."
    Fry: "You mean he's...?"
    Farnsworth: "Good as new? Yes!"
    (download 49kb)
  7. Fry: *coughs* "I don't like this place. It's a hundred and twenty degrees and there's very little oxygen."
    Bender: "Shut up and hoot."
    (download 47kb)
  8. Farnsworth over the intercom: "Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition."
    Crew: "Err. Hmm."
    Farnsworth: "Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you." *they do* "Feast your eyes - on THIS!"
    Crew: "Whoa!"
    Leela: "It's beautiful!"
    Amy: "And huge."
    Fry: "Can I touch it?"
    (download 151kb)
  9. Fry: "Look, I know Flexo is your friend. But I don't trust him alone with the atom."
    Bender: "My god, Fry. Just 'cause a guy's got a beard you label him as evil? Well, I got a label for you, pal. An ugly little world called prejudice."
    Fry: "I'm not prejudiced."
    Bender: "Meh, save it for the cross burning, Adolf."
    (download 106kb)
  10. Leela: "How could Flexo have stolen the atom?"
    Fry: "He must've used a sleep-ray on me. Sleep-rays exist in the future, right?"
    Leela: "No."
    Fry: "Hmm. Then I must've fallen asleep."
    (download 68kb)
  11. Leela: "Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?"
    Leela: "I didn't find him here ten minutes ago. So I thought it was time to check again." *smack* "Ow!"
    (download 61kb)
  12. Bob Barker: "So you lost the atom, huh? You're garbage! Human garbage! Do you brain dead space jockeys have any idea how much that thing is worth?"
    Fry: "A hundred thousand?"
    Leela: "Two hundred thousand?"
    Bender: "Two hundred thousand and one?"
    Bob Barker: "You're closest without going over."
    (download 98kb)
  13. Zapp: "There it is, Miss Universe. There it is, looking weird."
    Leela: "Sigh. I almost had that tiara."
    Bender: "Hmm. Me too."
    Fry: "Well, you guys might both be losers. But I just made out with that radiator woman from the radiator planet."
    Leela: "Fry, that's a radiator."
    Fry: "Oh. Ahem. Is there a burn ward within ten feet of here?"
    (download 212kb)

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