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Episode Sounds: 2ACV17 - War Is The H-Word

  1. Clerk: "Alright, look. Our policy is: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, I hate you."
    (download 39kb)
  2. Sergeant: "Correct, there is no obligation."
    Bender/Fry: *giggling, signing up for army*
    Sergeant: "Unless of course, war were declared." *alarm goes off*
    Fry: "What's that?"
    Sergeant: "War were declared."
    (download 81kb)
  3. Hermes: "I don't want you to worry about your jobs while you are away. That's why I'm firing you now."
    (download 34kb)
  4. Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson."
    Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out! I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
    Kif: *sigh* "Sexlexia."
    (download 81kb)
  5. Soldier: "Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?"
    Zapp: "Don't ask me. You're the one who is going to be dying."
    (download 39kb)
  6. Fry: "Wow! Check out that guy! He makes Speedy Gonzales look like regular Gonzales."
    (download 37kb)
  7. Zapp: "Private Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruite I've seen in all my years of service. That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing."
    Kif: "Yeee"
    (download 85kb)
  8. Nixon: "We are now in position above Spheron 1. This is the moment we were training for all yesterday afternoon."
    (download 48kb)
  9. Fry: "It's creepy here!"
    Soldier: "This is the worst part. The calm before the battle."
    Fry: "And then the battle is not so bad?"
    Soldier: "Alright, I forgot about the battle."
    (download 61kb)
  10. Speaker: "Incoming wounded. All personnel report to operating tent four. Repeat four. I mean five. Repeat four."
    (download 55kb)
  11. Zoidberg: "Scalpel! .... Blood-bucket! ... Priest! Next patient!"
    DoctorBot: "Jeez Zoidberg leave some for the enemy to kill."
    (download 58kb)
  12. Nixon: "I want this robot fixed. Fixed like Kennedy fixed the 1960 election."
    (download 36kb)
  13. Zapp: "You'll be negotiating with the aliens' mysterious leaders: The Brain Balls. They got a lot of brains and they got a lot of chutzpah."
    (download 54kb)
  14. Nixon: "Brannigan!"
    Zapp: "hm?"
    Nixon: "My God, cover yourself. I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo."
    (download 67kb)
  15. Zapp: "Number 10: Chump. Number 9: Chumpette. Number 8: Yours. Number 7: Up. Number 6: Pimp-mobile. Number 5: Bite. Number 4: My. Number 3: Shiny. Number 2: Daffodil. And Bender's number one most frequently uttered word - the word which if uttered will blow up this entire planet: Ass!"
    (download 193kb)
  16. Fry: "Ok, I gotta break down that gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper and rescue Bender." *sound of Leela kicking ass* "Ey, I did it! Wait ... that's not me."
    (download 76kb)
  17. Negotiator: "Please gentlemen. We must put an end to the bloodshed. We've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks."
    (download 49kb)
  18. Fry: "Wait a minute. This is your home planet? We're the evil invading aliens?"
    Ball: "Correct."
    (download 34kb)
  19. Zapp: "And now for the battle plan. As you all know the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!"
    Soldiers: *screaming while falling through trap door*
    (download 67kb)

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