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Episode Sounds: 3ACV01 - Amazon Women in the Mood

  1. Hermes: "People, we got a problem. Little Nibbler has been coughing up hair balls."
    Leela: "Well so has Fry ... what's the big deal?"
    (download 45kb)
  2. Zoidberg: "So long! I'm off to toss this old shell in the dumpster and maybe pick up those potato chips Amy didn't finish yesterday."
    Amy: "Those were toe nail clippings"
    Zoidberg: "A feast is a feast."
    (download 73kb)
  3. Brannigan: "Oh, I'm sorry. You're crying. Like a woman!"
    Kif: *sobs*
    Brannigan: "It's alright. I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men."
    (download 60kb)
  4. Brannigan: "I propose we go out on 10 dates."
    Leela: "How about zero?"
    Brannigan: "9!"
    Leela: "0."
    Brannigan: "7!"
    Leela: "0."
    Brannigan: "8?"
    (download 47kb)
  5. Brannigan: "Five!" *hits desk* "And that's my final offer! Four!"
    (download 17kb)
  6. Morbo: *sings* "Oh won't you take me to ... funky town? Oh won't you take me to ... funky town ...."
    (download 78kb)
  7. Kif: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
    Amy: "What!?"
    Leala: "Lieutenant Kroker!"
    Kif: "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
    Amy: "Kif!?"
    (download 92kb)
  8. Kif: *sings* "Once upon a time I was falling in love ... but now I'm only falling apart ..."
    Amy: "Oh, that's so emotional."
    Kif: "There is nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heaaa..."
    Brannigan: *smacks Kif* " .. your hour is over."
    (download 102kb)
  9. Brannigan: *sings* "Hit it! I met her in a club, down in old Soho, where they drink champagne that tastes just like coca cola. C. O. L. A. - Cola." *crowd annoyed* "She! walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name, and in a dark brown voice she said: Leeeeeela. L e e l a Leeela Lee-lee-leela bah bah bah bah bum de de de de de" *crowd runs* "Leeelaaaaaaa .... bah de ba da be bum!"
    (download 389kb)
  10. Brannigan: "She's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro!" *alert sounds* "She's out of control! You win again gravity!"
    (download 60kb)
  11. Zoidberg: "Hey Gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!" *bam bam bam bam*
    (download 35kb)
  12. Fry: "I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half-date. I'm gonna call the restaurant .."
    Auto-voice: "The number you've dialed has crashed into a planet, please make a note of it."
    (download 76kb)
  13. Leela: "What planet is this anyway?"
    Brannigan: "I 'unno. This whole sector is uncharted."
    Kif: "It is *not* uncharted. You lost the chart."
    Brannigan: *rubs hands* "Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the human race. Just me and you." *whispers* "And maybe you".
    (download 100kb)
  14. Fry: "Alright, here's the plan!"
    Amazon: "Uh, Uhhhh, uh uh uh"
    Bender: "What kind of moronic plan is that?"
    (download 31kb)
  15. Brannigan: *laughing* "Oh god, you're killing me." *club smacks* "Oh god, you're *killing* me!"
    (download 31kb)
  16. Amazon: "Here live vengeful all-knowing leader. She decide mans fates."
    Fry: "Is she hot?"
    Amazon: "That not important. She all-knowing"
    Fry: "In other words: No." *club smack* "Oww!"
    (download 69kb)
  17. Brannigan: "Yes, a little tighter. Tighter! Perhaps a hard spanking is in order." *club smack* "Uh, too hard!"
    (download 55kb)
  18. Amazon: "You want die like last men visit Amazonia?"
    Fry: "What'd they die of?"
    Amazon: "Crushed pelvises."
    Fry: *long pause* "Yes!"
    Brannigan: "Oh thank you Lord in heaven!"
    (download 69kb)
  19. Femputer: "Femputer sentences them: To death!"
    All: *astonished and quivering*
    Femputer: "By snu snu!"
    Fry: "Yeah!!! Whoohoo!
    Brannigan: "Yay!!!"
    Kif: *quivering*
    Brannigan: "What are you? Gay?"
    (download 81kb)
  20. Leela: "Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram her to let them go."
    Bender: "Maybe you can interface with my ass! By biting it!"
    (download 51kb)
  21. Brannigan: "We need rest. The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
    Amazon: "It time snu snu!"
    Fry: "Can't we just cuddle? Nooooooo!"
    (download 66kb)

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