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Episode Sounds: 4ACV14 - Obsoletely Fabulous
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Scary Robot: "Sleep, little dumpling. I have replaced your mother."
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Speaker: "And now, the woman who mom-opolizes the robot industry..."
Fry: "I get it!"
Speaker: "Mom!"
Fry: "Oh... now I get it."
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Leela: "Why can't you accept his help?"
Bender: "I hate him!"
Leela: "But he's just a tool to make your life easier. Like a socket wrench, or a burglars' kit!"
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Roberto: "Man, I hate those new 1-x robots. I'd like to stab 'em! Give 'em some of these! Haha! Ha! Haha!"
Bender: "Yeah, right on nut cake."
Roberto: "Parole officer says I gotta upgrade or he won't gimme back my stabbing knife! But it's no big. I hate those 1-x so much, I know it won't affect me." *gets strapped for the upgrade* "Death to the 1-x robots!"
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Bender: "Oop. Low on power. Hehehe. Better fuel up. Oh no... Guess I'll do what I always do when I run out of booze." *goes on knees, cries*
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Bender: *sticks power plug into boar's nose to no effect*
Boar: *grunts madly*
Bender: "Hey! I should be mad at you! Now turn around."
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Bender: "Who are you, and why should I care?"
Cartridge Unit: *inserts tape* "Side A: We're a community of outdated robots who refused to upgrade and came here" *changes sides* "Side B: to live a simpler existence. Free of technology.
Bender: "A working cartridge unit? Wow! You guys went obsolete years ago."
Cartridge Unit: *inserts new tape* "Your mother."
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Bender: "So what's your problem?"
Sinclair 2k: "Not enough hmduh..."
Bender: "Memory?"
Sinclair 2k: "Oh, great. Now I remember that word but I forgot my wife's face."
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Bender: "Behold my hand-crafted purity. The modern world can bite by splintery wooden ass!"
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Bender: "And now, technology shall taste the lash of the hickory switch!"
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Farnsworth: *power goes down* "Oh! I'm blind!"
Leela: "Professor, we have no power!"
Farnsworth: "What do you mean, no power. We're living in the future."
Leela: "I'd better light some candles."
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Robot 1-x: "How may I help you?"
Bender: *fire flares up* "Yargh! Save my friends! Yargh! And Zoidberg!"
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Bender: "Uff. If that stuff wasn't real, how can I be sure anything is real? Is it not possible, nay, probable that my whole life is just a product of my or someone else's imagination?"
Clerk: "No, get out. Next!"
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