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Episode Capsule: [1ACV12] When Aliens Attack

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Official Title: When Aliens Attack
Episode Number: 1ACV12  (#12)
First Airdate : Sunday, November 7th, 1999  (8:30 PM)
Written by    : Ken Keeler
Directed by   : Brian Sheesley
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= Additional tidbits =

Opening theme promotion  : = PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH = 
Opening theme cartoon    : "Daffy The Commando"  (1943)  {ms3}
07-Sep-99 Nielsen ranking: 7.6 million viewers  (#42 for the week)
MPAA rating              : TV-LV
Length minus commercials : [21:18]
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= Fox Synopsis =

   The Omicrons threaten to destroy the earth if they can't see the last
   episode of a lost 20th Century television series "Single Female
   Lawyer" starring an unmarried human female, who wears very short
   miniskirts, struggling to succeed in a human man's world.  Because
   the last episode was destroyed by someone spilling beer on the
   transmitter (think Fry), the crew from Planet Express must deliver
   their version of "Single Female Lawyer."

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= Minutiae =

 - Fry and the technician have already eaten two slices of pizza thirty
   seconds into the show.
 - Fry spilt LoBrau beer on the controls at the TV station.  {sam}
 - In the shot from Earth to Omicron Persei 8, you can see a brief
   glimpse of the Voyager spacecraft.  {sam}
 - If you watch closely, in the distant pan from Earth to OP8, you can
   see our own sun slowly decrease in size until it blends in with the
   background and becomes one of many dim stars!
 - The female alien wears clothing but the male does not.  {ds}
 - The alien's television is oval and quite small.  It also has rabbit
   ear antennae.  {ds}
 - The static on the aliens' TV began a few seconds sooner than the
   static in the control room, taking into account the minor
   broadcasting delays -- some of what Fry and the operator saw made it
   to the airwaves, but Fry interrupted the bulk of it with his soda.
   More great attention to detail!
 - There was a mouse hole in the wall of the alien house where they were
   watching "Single Female Lawyer."  {sam}
 - If you look at the doorway and the mouse hole in the aliens house
   they both have cut outs for the three spikes at the top of the aliens
   head.  {dcm}

 - Fry says "This is HDTV.  Its got better resolution than the real
   world."  Fry's 'real world' is _not_ high resolution.  {ds}
 - People in the car, clockwise from the front-left seat: Nibbler, Fry,
   Leela (driving), Farnsworth, Amy, Bender (sitting on Amy's lap),
   Hermes and Zoidberg.
 - On monument beach: The Sphynx, Big Ben, the White House, Mt.
   Rushmore, Randy's Donuts, Easter Island heads and the Tower of Pisa.
 - Zoidberg's cellmates make a break for it after he and Bender flee.
 - Bender is giving Fry bunny ears when he takes the picture.  {sam}
 - The Tower of Pisa didn't explode, but rather just fell over.  {ddg}
 - When Fry's sandcastle is blown to bits, you can see half of the
   remains of Randy's Donuts in the background.

 - The super advanced aliens are using a late 50's style microphone.
   {lf}
 - Bender's blinking antennae (after his Patriotism Circuit is
   activated) looks just like the WNYW broadcasting tower's did.
 - The second-to-last ship to leave Earth in the DOOP fleet (before PE)
   was the Magic School Bus, from the childrens' franchise of the same
   name.  (You can also see it in the Nimbus hangar in the next scene.)
   (See also: "Other References.")
 - This episode has finally confirmed my suspicion that the Planet
   Express Delivery Ship has a laser turret on its dorsal side.  {sam}
 - As the Planet Express crew is flying into battle Fry says he is going
   to be just like several famous sci-fi characters, they are all women
   (kind of strange being that Fry is a man).
 - When approaching the mothership for the first time, one of the ships
   in the background looks like an old, old, Star Trek ship design.
   Three 'warp nacelles' attached to a sphere for the rest of the ship.
   {bt}
 - I could've sworn that, after the real mothership uncloaked and began
   firing, one of the ships destroyed was the Mystery Machine!  {dd}
 - Bender is wearing a mini-skirt during the battle, as well as those
   gold things on his shoulders.  {sam}
 - You can see the symbol for DOOP on Fry's helmet during the battle.
   {sam}
 - An old-fashioned tire is thrown from the exploding Hubble Telescope.
 - When President McNeal was in the sack, a judge kicked the sack.  {jk}

 - One of the Omicrons has a cup of popcorn.
 - The "Single Female Lawyer" credits said "Written and Directed by
   Fry," without mentioning his first name.  {ddg}
 - The back of Bender's head is attached to a television via an RCA
   cable.
 - While Lrrr is grading the episode, you can see [his wife] in the
   background by a water cooler.  {jb}
 - That mysterious man wearing a white suit with a big nine on it was
   seen again!  He was among the people who were celebrating the
   departure of the aliens.  {sam}

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= Parallels to Science Fiction =

 + "Contact" (movie)
   - Initial pull-back going from Earth outward is from this movie, as
     is the concept of alien civilizations listening in on broadcasts
     from Earth.  {jb}

 + "Independence Day"  (movie)
   - Shadows of alien ships falling over people.  {jb}
   - The shots of the white house and other monuments being zapped were
     direct copies from ID4 (or at least the explosion of the White
     House was).  {bm3}
   - President McNeal is similar to the president in the movie, albeit
     not quite so cowardly.  {jb}

 ~ "Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie"  ( ... )
   - The destruction of the Hubble is from Mystery Science Theatre 3000:
     the Movie Mike tries to steer the Satillite of Love, and crashes
     into something.

     CROW: "It's the Hubble! You killed the hubble!"

     He then tries to remedy this, resulting in the physical
     impossibility of the Hubble falling to earth.  {rm2}

 + "Star Trek"  (franchise)
   - The TOS alarm klaxons sound when Zoidberg escapes from the lobster
     trap.  {jb}  [I've also seen anti-virus programs use this sound
     effect upon finding a virus.  -ed]
   - Lt. Uhura (TOS) and Captain Janeway (Voyager).  {hl}
   - Bender spouts Trek-ish technobabble when the ship is hit.  {jb}
   - Noise when the aliens' hatch opened.  {ddg}

 + "Star Wars: A New Hope"  (movie)
   - The scene in the briefing room looks a lot like the one in this
     movie.  {sam}
   - The approach to the alien mother ship is just like the approach of
     the X-wings toward the Death Star in Star Wars.  {sam}
   - Fry wears a helmet [and gold visor  {ddg}] similar to Luke
     Skywalker's.  {jb}
   - One shot of a laser turret firing at a few ships looks exactly like
     a similar scene in the Death Star battle in Star Wars.  {sam}
   - Pretty much the entire attack sequence.  {hl}

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= Other References =

 + "Ally McBeal"  (TV show)
   - Everything about "Single Female Lawyer" -- from the hot, naked
     affairs to the unisex bathroom to the star's name (Jennie McNeal).

 + Charles Atlas  (meatbag)
   - The kicking sand in the face bit which what turned Charles Atlas
     into a muscleman.  {hl}

 + "Diff'rent Strokes"  (TV show)
   - Bender quotes Gary Coleman's catchphrase from this show when he
     asks "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Fry?"

 ~ "MAD Worry Book"  (paperback book)
   - [This is a] MAD magazine paperback from the early 1980s full of one
     panel cartoons of things to worry about.  [One cartoon] in
     particular was that "I Love Rucy" tv signals being emitted to outer
     space may provoke a hostile alien race many light years away to
     destroy earth twenty years down the road.  The alien in that
     cartoon panel looked similar to the ones in the show.  {hl}

 + "The Magic School Bus"  (children's book / PBS series)  {jcl}
   - The second-to-last ship to leave Earth in the DOOP fleet (before
     PE) was the Magic School Bus itself.  (You can also see it in the
     Nimbus hangar in the next scene.)

 + "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"  (book)
   - Women are from Omicron Persei 7, and men are from Omicron Persei 9.
     {ds}

 ~ "Monty Python"  (franchise)
   - There's something distincly "Pythonesque" about a 'monument-
     destroying weapon'.  I wouldn't call it an homage, but more a
     parody.  "You're going to destroy the White House?  Yeah, well
     we'll destroy that, Mt. Rushmore, the Leaning Tower of Pisa _and_
     Randy's Donuts!"  {rs}

 + Picasso  (meatbag)
   - Leela with the extra eye on the side of her head looks like that
     famous Picasso painting I don't know the name of.  {lf}

 ~ "Saturday Night Live"  (TV show)
   - Beer spilling on control board from "Sat. Night Live" parody of
     "The China Syndrome", "The Pepsi Syndrome."  {lf}

 ~ "The Tick"  (TV show)
   - The evil governor of NY from the 2600's looks one of the villains.
     {lf}

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= Goofs =

 - If Fry damaged the _transmitter_ (as said by Amy), how could the
   station transmit the "we now bring you eight animated shows in a row"
   message?  {lp}

 - Tireless cars still squeal rubber.  {hl}
 - Leela's handbag and Zoidberg's cooler both disappear from beside
   their beach-chairs.
 - Zoidberg walked into the water sideways like a crab, not like a
   lobster.  {sam}
 - Beef is extinct.  (Perhaps Bender's grilling up tofu burgers.)  {jb}
 - Bender's red hot glowing ass didn't melt his lounge chair.  {ds}
   [It's some future Kevlar-like high temp substance -- although the
   Statue of Liberty, which is mostly copper and steel, was on fire at
   the end.  {lf}]
 - When Amy is on the beach, her tattoo is missing.  {lp}

 - When they are going to the beach, they're all in "beach" clothing.
   When they go back to PE, they're in their standard clothing.  Even if
   they took their standard clothes with them, WHEN did they put them
   back on?  During the saucer's attack?  {lp}  [During the commercial.
   Duh.  -ed]
 - Once again, the Statue of Liberty is holding something different.
   This week it's her traditional torch.
 - The aliens attacked rather than waiting one week for the next
   episode.  How did they handle other pre-emptions?  (They said
   "season finale," not "series finale.")  {ddg}
 - Only the WNYW signal was strong enough to reach Omicron Persei 8.
   {ddg}
 - If all those cadets were going to fight for Earth, why are Kif and
   Leela the only aliens?  Aren't there other aliens that have homes on
   Earth?  {sc}
 - Why was there only one official DOOP fleet ship sent against the
   aliens?  What happed to the rest?  Were they destroyed by the aliens
   or just kept from approaching?  {sam}
 - How could that first ship they attacked be the Hubble Telescope?  It
   was firing on them!!  {sam}
 - Zapp's hands are way to big when he says "That _was_ McNeal."
 - Who was filming Zapp's conversation with Lrrr?

 - When Amy is reading the SFL web page, there's a wall directly behind
   them.  When Fry says "Let's put on a show," there is no wall.  {lp}
 - Maybe I'm wrong here, but there's no room for an attic in the Planet
   Express building.  The main section opens up during spaceship
   launches, and we've seen inside the dome-like section in 1ACV08.
 - Fry orders "Lights" and Bender opens his chest cavity.  Then Fry
   orders the cameras, and Bender's chest cavity is closed.  {lp}
 - The Omicrons watching Single Female Lawyer change places.  At first,
   Lrrr (distinguished by his gown) is near the middle, but, when he
   suggests that McNeal tear the judge's head off, there is no one
   sitting to his right.
 - Fry's cuecards and pen appear from nowhere.  {lp}
 - The Sparky's Den clock has neither hands nor the millenium count from
   1ACV09.  {lp}

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= Extended Goofs / Technical Nitpicks =

>> What did they do for entertainment back in 2900?

Joe Klemm:  Television signals from Earth are actually travelling across
   the universe as we speak.  In fact, it is possible for aliens to be
   watching old TV shows for the very first time.  However, their
   response to our programs, as well as contact with them, will take a
   while to reach back to Earth, as television waves go the same to and
   from Earth.

David Antonoff:  There's an actual star named "Atik," in the
   constellation Pleiades, that's also known as Omicron Persei.  I
   imagine that if this star has any orbiting bodies, one might be
   called #8.

Robert Teague:  I looked up that star [Omicron Persei] in my copy of The
   Guinness Book of Astronomy, and according to it, it is 310 parsecs
   (1011 light years) away.  I might go to the Hipparcos Astrometry
   Satellite's online catalog and check the parallax there for a more
   precise distance.

   The star's name is given as Ati.  It's a B1 star, so is bigger, more
   massive, and brighter than our G2 sun.  Without going into specifics,
   having Planet VIII as habitable is reasonable, since the eco-zone
   would be further from the star.  I'd say the writer knows his
   astronomy.

   In real life, a B1 star is far too massive to have a lifetime that
   would allow life to develope.  It may not even last long enough for
   the planets to cool down to solid rock.

Larry Finkelstein:  They may have evolved elsewhere and then colonized a
   planet or two in O.P. for minerals or better TV reception.

   If planetary formation results in orbital distances, measured from
   the stellar surface, that follow a consistent pattern, then the
   designation O.P. 8 would refer to a planet at approximately the orbit
   of Neptune.

   That distance would compensate for the extreme heat of a blue giant
   star.  Migration would account for the existence of advanced life
   forms in a stellar system that must be relatively young.

   This assumption cannot be tested until a second planetary system is
   measured with enough accuracy to determine the distribution of mass
   in the proto-stellar disk.



>> Inconvenience Drive

Daniel Silberfarb:  So, if the Aliens of Omicron Persei 8 live 1000
   light years from Earth, how did they travel to Earth so quickly?  In
   order to do so, they would have to travel 10s of thousands of times
   faster than the speed of light -- which is supposedly impossible.

Larry Finkelstein:  Of course, the Planet Express ship travels to other
   stars and galaxies routinely, so this is not new.  Breaking the light
   speed barrier is a necessary plot convenience in science fiction.
   There are numerous scientific theories that are use to justify it. 

   Hyperspace - Space is warped into a fourth (or fifth) dimension and
                the two points in space are moved closer so the ship can
                pass between them quickly.

   Warp drive - Similar to hyperspace, space is warped and the ship
                jumps across the crests of the warp.

   Time drive - The ship moves back in time 99.999999% as fast as time
                moves forward, creating the illusion that you are moving
                faster than light.

   Worm holes - Temporary rifts through the fabric of space, though
                unstable and requiring huge amounts of energy to create,
                they provide short-cuts through the universe.

   Lint drive - If you take a pair of pants out of the drier and put
                your hand in the pockets, what do you find?  Lint!  How
                does it get there?  It's that fast!

James W. Sager III:  Instead of asking why they get back so fast, don't
   you think we should really be asking, "How did they get such good
   reception 1000 light years away?"

Larry Finkelstein:  Since the signal originates in 1999, we can assume
   it is a digital signal.  As long as there is enough signal to tell 1s
   from  0s, they would get perfect reception.  Giant dishes in orbit
   could pick up the signal, and  re-broadcast it to the little rabbit
   ears on the side of the TV.

   However, when we are behind the sun, they would lose the signal.
   Hopefully it is in the summer when there's nothing on but re-runs.

Willondon Donovan:  Not necessarily.  The line from Sol to their sun
   could be perpendicular to the plane containing Earth's orbit.  In
   that case, Earth would never be obscured from view.  Personally,
   though, I'm guessing illegal cable hookup.

"Magic.  Got it." -- Fry



>> Filmed on Location

Dave Sweatt:  This episode takes place on Labor Day, which is still an
   observed work holiday in the year 3000.  This establishes that Fry
   has been in the future for 9 months, and may give us a clue as to
   whether or not time will pass by on the show (IOW, will we always be
   in the year 3000 or will time pass?).  [More than one person
   concluded that Labor Day 3000 will fall on September 1st.  -ed]

Larry Finkelstein:  Fry had been at Planet Express for over two months
   when they finally kicked him out.  So he was definitely too late to
   enroll at Mars University for the spring semester and it had to be
   fall semester when he started.  How could he be in school long enough
   to be taking a major test on the history of the 20th century, then
   drop out in time for Labor Day?  Other than the tight schedule, it is
   chronological.

   Since it was Labor Day, why wasn't Jerry Lewis' head hosting a
   telethon for something?

Rick Carlson:  He could have enrolled in a Summer Semester, especially
   since they are traditionally "light material" due to the shorter time
   frame.


>> Nobody bothered to preserve Calista Flockhart's head  (in a test-
>> tube ... )

Don Del Grande:  If there was a web site for "Single Female Lawyer," why
   didn't anybody try to find real writers and actors that looked like
   the originals, rather than letting Fry and company do it?

Eric Sansoni:  Disregarding the fact that it's bound to be much funnier
   to see our favorite characters act the parts, as opposed to directing
   other actors behind the scenes, they certainly didn't have time to do
   a casting call with only 24 hours before this week's imminent
   annihilation of the Earth.

John DiFool:  Plus the aliens probably think that all humans look alike.

Ward Donald Griffiths III:  You mean you _don't_ all look alike?

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= Reviews =

Jason Barrera:  After a somewhat lackluster trip to the beach, this
   episodes really picks up steam in the second and third acts with lots
   of glitzy special effects.  Kudos to Leela for her rousing
   performance as Jenny McNeil.  (A-)

Phish Eggs:   After seeing another episode of Homer's wacky adventures
   this episode was a welcome relief.  Thank goodness Futurama is back
   in form after a mediocre episode last month.  The characterization in
   this episode was dead-on with Zapp acting the way he should and some
   great Farnsworth activity ("You'll be the alchoholic, foul-mouthed
   ...").  The standout of this episode was Fry with the most funny
   lines in the episode.  I loved his script for "Single Female Lawyer"
   and his sand castle had me ROTFL.  All in all an excellent show with
   good pacing, good story, and most importantly, it was funny; and it
   had Amy losing her bikini top.  ;)  (A)

Scott Henrichs:  After that slighty above-mediocre episode a month ago
   (in case you forgot -- it's been so long since a new episode -- the
   one where they go to Mars University), I thought this episode was
   just like the first 7 or 8 before, rolling-on-the-floor hilarious.
   This episode was awesome!  Much better than tonight's Simpsons
   episode, of course.  The best part was Bender's red hot metal ass and
   "camera 3."  :)  Of course, I'm sure a lot of people here will like
   Nibbler eating Amy's bikini more.  (Probably #2 episode ever only to
   the one where Zap and Leela sleep together.)  (A)

Joe Klemm:  When I first saw the ads for it, I was a little bit worried
   that the episode would be a disappointment like E-I-E-I-Annoyed
   Grunt.  However, the writers prevented it from being disappointing
   thanks to the beach scenes, the crew doing their version of Single
   White Lawyer, and the alien's critique of the episode.  (B+)

Eric Sansoni:  Perfect characterization here spells big laughs.  Zapp,
   satirizing both military-think and booty-hounds, is indispensable,
   and the unending variations on Bender's gadgetry are priceless.  The
   Star Wars refs are nicely done as throwaways; spotting them is a
   bonus, not a requirement.  The humor is so consistent, that you might
   overlook how elegant the plot and themes are.  That intelligent
   undercurrent makes this involving and satisfying, not just funny.
   Great plot touches include Fry both causing and resolving the 1000
   yr-old threat, and Leela's sensible anti-TV stance turning out to be
   truly bad advice.  Best of all are the pokes at TV viewers and what
   they crave.  Thank God this show was the opposite.  (A-)

Mike Smith:  I do enjoy that episode, thanks to Ken Keeler's
   entertaining script.  The "Single Female Lawyer" recreation is so
   funny, as was the ending shot!  The alien may give the recreation a
   C+, but I give the whole episode an:  (A)

"Spacer2000":  This episode was a nice addition to all my favorite
   Futurama episodes.  I loved the anti-monument ray gun and the
   animation was off the hook.  Single Female Lawyer ... Ally McBeal
   ... uni-sex bathrooms ... AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!  The whole blowing-up-the
   hubble-telescope was very funny!  Spare tire going out of the huge
   explosion!!!!!  Prof. Farnsworth talking to the 3 people who he was
   going to make his next crew!!!!!!  I was upset with no Morbo saying
   "On a lighter note, this just in: Earth is going to be destroyed."
   (A)

Yours Truly:  The funniest yet.  It manages to overlay carefree comedy
   with a consistent and fully developed universe like no one else could
   have.  The most amazing thing is that every single reference (either
   to pop culture or a previous episode) was presented so that people
   who didn't get it wouldn't even have to think twice because it was
   integrated so well with the plot.  TV should always be this much fun.
   (A+)


Average Grade:  [17/7=2.428571428571]  (A)
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= Final Thoughts / Comments =

>> Minute Title Sequence Trivia

Mike Smith:  The cartoon is "Daffy The Commando" from 1943.  It's one of
   those wartime-themed cartoons from WWII.  The most interesting thing
   about this is the rotoscoping of Hitler at the end.  Interesting,
   since the episode involves a war over a TV show from the 20th
   Century!

Scott H. Eckert:  Definitly very weird cartoon with Daffy hitting Hitler
   on the head with the mallet and stuff ...


>> Newsgroups ain't for a-praisin'

Eric Sansoni, in response to Scott Henrich's review:  Geez, Futurama
   just might be a smash ratings success after all.  You manage to count
   among your favorite moments every sexually-related joke they ever
   did, while I found the exaggerated satire of "sophisticated" sex
   comedies on tonight's show well-aimed.  Yet neither of us found
   enough to be offended by in the material the other liked.  There's
   magic in this television writing.


>> Those poor 10th-Century men ...

<Hyperion.white@usa.net>:  I noticed that Amy Wong appears to have
   breast implants.  During the beach scene when Nibbler rips off her
   bikini top she presses two buns up to her chest deforming her breast
   in a way the would suggest she has implants.  Notice the crease along
   the top of the breast, a good indication they are not 100% real.  I
   don't know how this fits with her comment in the sauna about Genetic 
   engineering and Fry's manhood, it is possible that she was born
   "small" if you look at her mother.  Am I reading too much into this
   thing?


>> Freeze Frame Fanaticism will return next week at its regular time ...

Daniel L. Dreibelbis comments on the many spaceship gags hidden during
   the battle scenes:  A similar thing happened in an episode of Tiny
   Toon Adventures, in which Plucky Duck became Pluckzilla -- a jet
   began firing missiles at Plucky, and if you slowed down the tape you
   could see other things being shot at him, including a kitchen sink,
   an anvil, and George Jetson ... )

John Cody:  I've had a good look at the spacecraft in 1ACV12 and it's
   definitely one of the Voyagers (launched 1977), not one of the
   Pioneers (launched 1972/3).  Neither of the Voyagers are traveling in
   the general direction of Perseus so I can't tell which one. T he high
   gain antenna seems a little out of shape, but generally it is a very
   good likeness.  If anyone can tell me when the season premiere of SFL
   AKA AM aired in 1999 in New York I'll find out roughly how distant
   the two were from the Earth at that point.


>> Tell me where you are _now_, you bastard!

Daniel Tropea:  Destroying the Hubble?  Sheesh.  Although you would
   think that would have crashed back on Earth by now.

Reagan Sulewski:  Who knows what version of the Hubble this is.  I
   believe there's suppossed to be a replacement for the current one in
   not too long.  I also get a kick out of the fact that the future
   Hubble is armed.


>> Hidden references to "Newsradio" and Phil Hartman?

Captain Jackass:  In the opening scene (from 1999), Fry was delivering
   pizza and beer to a TV station with the call letters "WNYW."  This is
   only one letter off from "WNYX."

   Later in the episode, there were several scenes featuring one
   "President McNeal."  Not McNeil, mind you, but McNeal.  In my
   opinion, he also bore a striking "resemblance" to Phil Hartman / Bill
   McNeal / Lionel Hutz, at least as much as a cartoon can resemble a
   real person.

   Of course, it could all be coincidence, but given Phil's close
   association with The Simpsons, these things really struck me as a
   subtle tribute the Dearly Departed One.

Eric Sansoni:  I would guess it wasn't meant to make us think of
   Hartman.  Considering that the character is killed, it would have
   made for a potentially tasteless comparison.  OTOH, Brian Kelley and
   Lewis Morton have written for both shows, making potential Newsradio
   references more plausible.

I'd say it's a coincidence.  WNYW is a real New York City affiliate, and
   McNeal was used (and spelled thusly) because it sounds like "McBeal."
   Whether or not the president looked like Hartman is subjective ...
   but I'll grant that taken together they're nice coincidences.


>> Well, if future societies are hoping to read a capsule that hasn't
>> been updated in 1,000 years ...

Eric Sansoni:  In my opinion, the below line is a meta-reference:

  Bender: Well, if they're hoping to see a TV show that hasn't existed
          for 1,000 years -- pfft. They are royally boned.

   I think the line is actually designed to be a "time bomb" kind of
   joke, one that's not set to go off for about 1,000 years.  It's
   similar to this gag from The Simpsons [1F18]:

  Marge: I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with the idea of your
         classmates laughing at our family's private moments.  How would
         you like it if, twenty years from now, people were laughing at
         things _you_ did?
   Bart: Not likely.

   Both these lines seem designed to be especially ironic, and humorous,
   to viewers who happen to be watching each show 20 or 1,000 years from
   now.  At any rate, in the present, I think we're supposed to realize
   these lines are making reference to the possibility for future reruns
   (Nick at Nite?), and take them as meta-references to the potential
   long-term staying power of each show.  It must have been fun for the
   writers to write a joke that they could imagine not finally
   "maturing" for many years. It's sort of the opposite of those TV
   writers who write jokes that were already stale a year ago.


>> That'll teach 'em to store them horizontally and not watch them

Jason Radek: I have a question about a joke in this episode.  One of the
   characters says that all videotapes of shows from the twentieth
   century were destroyed in 2443, during the second coming of Jesus.
   Some sort of disaster is mentioned as well.  I'm not sure what he was
   getting at.  My interpretation is that all television shows were
   destroyed so Jesus couldn't see the crap we're all watching.  Any
   thoughts?

Nat Dykeman:  What's the problem?  I've got all my Futurama episodes on
   my hard drive, and backed up on CD (which aren't going to be hurt by
   anything electrical).  Now, if only I can find those "Sanford & Sons"
   episodes.

Larry Finkelstein:  The second coming is supposed to include a variety
   of global catastrophes, fire, brimstone etc.  Any kind of massive
   electro-magnetic release could damage video tapes for miles around.
   Also, he said "most video tapes were destroyed."  Remember, Fry had
   some old episodes of "Sanford and Son" that survived.

   A second coming would support the idea of Jesus having divine origin,
   which itself would imply that he already knows what we're watching.
   But then, I practice Oprahism ...

Brendan Keane:  I thought that the second coming of Jesus was supposed
   to be the end of the world what with death and destruction raining
   down from the heavens, but in the Futurama universe the second coming
   of Jesus merely damaged their video tapes.  It's a joke.  Thanks for
   your time.

Steven Aaron Monroe:  If the Second Coming has happened, why is the
   world like the way it is?  Why are there still Jews and members of
   non-Christian religions (ie, Oprahism, Voodoo, Robotology)?  Either
   Farnsworth is senile and was lying, or it wasn't really the Second
   Coming (at least, not the way the Christians think it will be like).

Stephen Sandford thinks that the second coming of Jesus happened
   something like this:  In the early 21st century, Ron Popeil invents
   the head-preserving technique.  At first, its only possible to
   preserve still-living people.  However, after centuries of
   developement, scientists are able to resurrect the long-dead, and
   proceed to bring many famous historic figures such as Washington,
   Lincoln, and Nixon's dog Checkers back to life.  Among those brought
   back is Jesus Christ.  Eventually, despite his exhortions for peace,
   holy wars break out between some factions of Christianity who each
   try to win him over to their side and thus have their sect
   legitimitized above all others.  New inquisitions spring up, roving
   the ruined cities destroying unholy artifacts, such as videotapes,
   from the Stupid Ages.  Disenchanted by the violence committed in his
   name, Jesus converts to Oprahism.


>> A clown hugs a nun

Eric Sansoni:  I don't think it was supposed to be Krusty, or a Krusty
   costume for that  matter, just a generic clown, albeit Groening-style
   in appearance.  It took me a few seconds to get the joke, so I can't
   say it gelled quick enough to produce a laugh, but I think I know
   what they were getting at.  It's easier to figure out when you
   realize the previous shots of people hugging were meant to show
   complete opposites getting along (an old joke done best in the
   original Naked Gun and also done in Simpsons Halloween Special #2
   when Lisa wishes for world peace).  The question to ask is what about
   a clown is opposite from a nun?  Well, nuns wear black and white, in
   fact they're one of the few people who wear a strictly colorless
   uniform.  Meanwhile, the essence of the clown outfit is that they
   wear a veritable rainbow of colors.  So the joke was someone who
   wears strictly black and white was getting along with someone who
   wears every other color there is.  Why doesn't the joke work so well?
   Probably because fashion is not the immediate characteristic that
   comes to mind when thinking of clowns, or especially nuns, who have
   been the butt of jokes for numerous other reasons over the years for
   reasons besides their "penguin" gear.

The joke gelled with me instantly.  It's the rivalry between
   conservativism and liberalism, morality vs. fun, old-fashioned vs.
   modern ... now that I think about it, this may be one of the best
   jokes in the episode.  Look at it this way:

      - If we were all the same color, would we all get along?  Probably
        not.
      - If we were all the same color and religion, would we get along?
        Maybe.
      - If we were all the same color and religion, and everyone had the
        same outlook on how to live life, would we get along?  I say
        most likely.

   That's how I saw the joke.


>> On the Cutting-Room Floor

This may not really qualify as an OTCRF, but ... in the first network
   airing, Fox goofed and reran the credits for the Simpsons episode
   that came before ("E-I-E-I-DO'h! (AABF19)") instead of the
   appropriate Futurama credits.  Those zidiots!


>> Last, and probably least ...

If you watch carefully, you'll notice a striking amount of instances in
   this episode of people interrupting people!

Dave Sweatt:  The alien shoots his television as Elvis Presley is
   rumored to have done (which The Simpsons has also parodied).

Steven Aaron Monroe:  Bender feels pain.  (Especially after his butt
   overheated when he was cooking burgers.)

David C. Morrison:  The artists are being very generous when they draw
   Amy at the beach.

Dave Antonoff comments on the tiny spaceship blowing up Fry's
   sandcastle:  They used this perspective illusion once before -- the
   'planet' that splatted against the ships windshield in [1ACV05].

Dave Sweatt:  Morbo is missing.  I attibute this to the fact that since
   Lrrr's voice (the main alien) is very similar to Morbo's, it makes
   sense not to have the two play off of each other in the same scene.

Haynes Lee:  Dunkirk was the biggest evacuation just after the fall of
   France to Nazi Germany which involved a flotilla of every available
   English boat.

Jason Barrera:  Zapp Brannigan's Heart, Head, and Hand salute seems
   eerily like a Nazi salute.

   Although the White House has fallen into disuse, the Capitol building
   is still functioning as a legislative body.

I guess there's little chance of President McNeal's preserved head
   showing up in the "Hall of Presidents" now.

Steven Aaron Monroe:  Amy's comment about Leela not having the thighs
   for a mini-skirt indicates that there might be some interesting
   friction between the two.  I can imagine the two of them having a
   cat-fight (of course, I probably shouldn't).

Don Del Grande:  Fry was wrong.  The secret to TV is that everything is
   back to normal at the beginning of the next episode, not the end of
   the current one.  Didn't ten years of "The Simpsons" teach him
   anything?

By preserving human heads in jars, haven't earthlings _already_ learned
   a recipe for immortality?

Craig R. Orr notices a possible pun:

      Omicron Persei 8  -->  O.P. 8  -->  opiate

      The planet watches a lot of TV.  TV is often considered an opiate.
      Looks good!

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= Fun Stuff =

>> References to Previous Episodes

   - [1ACV01] Fry delivers pizza _and_ LoBrau beer  {ds}
   - [1ACV02] "Got Protoplasm?" ad appears
   - [1ACV02] "MOON U" man appears
   - [1ACV02] Bender: "Hey, I'm pretty good!"
   - [1ACV03] The PE ship beeps in reverse cf., Calculon's half-brother
              beeps  {ds}
   - [1ACV04] The typewriter used in the unisex bathroom of Single
              Female Lawyer is exactly the same one used by Kif  {lp}
   - [1ACV06] Music from car scene is reused from Fry's money-splurge
   - [1ACV06] A high resolution TV gag  (cf., Amy's obscene tatoo)  {ds}
   - [1ACV07] Dr. Zoidberg in hot butter
   - [1ACV08] Spray-on bikini cf., spray-on toupee  {ds}
   - [1ACV08] Square root-2 News anchorwoman  {ds}
   - [1ACV08] Bender scratches his shiny, metal ass
   - [1ACV08] Fry's sloth and knowledge of the 20th century save the
              world  {lf}
   - [1ACV09] The street outside Sparky's Den, "That Equals True" robot,
              Hookerbot 5000 and one of the Junkie robots appear
   - [1ACV10] The crew wear their swimsuits
   - [1ACV10] Hermes easily swipes his clothes off to reveal an outfit
              that is appropriate for the occasion  (swimsuit cf.,
              olympic limbo outfit)  {ds}
   - [1ACV10] "Where in Babylon is Bender?" cf., "What in Babylon?"
   - [1ACV11] LoBrau Beer ad appears
   - [1ACV11] Bender: "Cheese it!"


>> Fan-made Alternate Titles for this Episode

   "Abnormal Dependence Day"
   "Attack of the 1000-Year Hiatus"  {es}
   "Attack of the Killer Couch Potatoes"  {hl}

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= Voice Credits =

>> Starring

   Billy West ............................... Fry, Farnsworth, Zoidberg, 
                                                  President McNeal, Zapp
   Katey Sagal ................................................... Leela
   John DiMaggio ............................ Fox Techie, Judge, Bender,
                                                             Beach Bully

>> Guest Starring

   Tress MacNeille ...................... Jennie McNeal, Court Reporter,
                                              Newscaster, Female Omicron
   Maurice LaMarche ......................... Omicron Husband, Lrrr, Kif
   Phil LaMarr ................................... Fox Announcer, Hermes
   Lauren Tom ............................................. Amy, Nibbler

   [Thanks to Haynes Lee for supplying the cast of the episode, which
    wasn't shown in the US credits due to technical stupidity.]



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= Contributers =

{bm3} Barry Margolin                {jk}  Joe Klemm
{bt}  Baykent Tukeli                {lf}  Larry Finkelstein
{dcm} David C. Morrison             {lp}  Leandro Pardini
{ddg} Don Del Grande                {ms3} Mike Smith
{ds}  Dave Sweatt                   {rm2} Roscoe Mathieu
{es}  Eric Sansoni                  {rs}  Reagen Sulewski
{hl}  Haynes Lee                    {sam} Steven Aaron Monroe
{jb}  Jason Barrera                 {sc}  "Spacer2000"
{jcl} Janet F. Caires-Lesgold

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