3ACV03 - A Tale of Two Santas

This Episode Performed Entirely by Sock Puppets

Written by Bill Odenkirk

Directed by Ron Hughart

Starring:

Billy West: Fry, Farnsworth, Zoidberg and Enos

Katey Sagal: Leela

John DiMaggio: Bender, Robot Santa

Lauren Tom: Amy and Bicicle Girl

Maurice LaMarche: Morbo

Tress MacNeille: Linda

David Herman: Mayor Poopenmeyer

Guest Starring:

Coolio as Kwanzabot

Length: 21:28

The guy giving the Christmas warning is 'Walter Cronkile'

The footage shown in the background during his warning is re-used footage from 'Xmas Story'

The lights on top of Planet Express read 'Tresspassers will be Shot'

Santa is at the North Pole of Neptune

The sign at the entrance to the Neptunians read 'Welcome to Jolly Junction'

On the merry streets are 3 sets of Nepunians asleep, drunk; 2 fighting with broken bottles and two being mauled by dogs

The sign on the side of the factory reads 'Toy House Closed. Coming soon: Crackhouse'

The two signs outside Santas castle read 'Elves only' and 'If you are taller than this, prepare to die'

The sign on the electric fence reads 'Electric Fence: Now with Shockolin'

A Neptunian changes the sign on the factory from 'closed' to 'Non-union shop'

One of the presents they are making are 'Clinton Logs'

Leela turns up the speed from 'slow' past 'fast' to 'Lucy'

Kwanzabot is giving out books to kids called 'What the Hell is Kwanza?'

One Bender's list are Liz Francis, Tristan John, Michelle Raven, Professor Farnsworth, Erin Quigley, Teddy Kaplan, Nicky Reingold

Bender dumps the toy in a drain next to a 'Toys for Tots' charity box

The paper reads 'Suspect Nabbed in Santa Case' & Chanukah Zombie Still at Large'

The court case is at 'Famous Original Ray's Superior Court'

Bender is nearly executed at 'Stattica Robot Penitenionary: Two Deaths Rows- No Waiting'

He is strapped to the 'Magnexecutioner'

The things pulled out of the Mayor's pockets by the magnet were a watch, a bottle of liquer and an iron

Santa explodes a 'Stinky Dork's Diaper Service' truck

How did the Neptunians make all those toys in so little time?

Bender's legs were mended minutes after they were beaten by the family.

Bender's shotgun wounds disappeared after he'd been shot