Episode Sounds: 3ACV02 - Parasites Lost
- Fry: "Ahh Leela there's something I've wanted to tell you for
a long time, but every time I try I get nervous and my mouth feels its stuffed
with peanut butter even when it's not"
Leela: "What is it? is it about Bender?"
Fry: "No, it's about you and me."
Leela: "and Bender?"
Fry: "Bender's not involved!"
- Hermes: "What about the worms in the other parts of his body?"
Professor: "Listens this is gonna be one hell of a bowl movement, afterwards
he'll be lucky if he has any bones left!"
- Professor: "If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow
so deep in the bowl that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes couldn't dislodge
Hermes: "I call it the Caribbean drain-o"
Professor: "Fry will be stuck with the worms forever!"
- Leela: "Ugh, it's that jerk from the truck stop, let's cross the
street and try to blend in with that crowd of pimps"
Fry: "I don't think so!"
- Jerk: "Yo sexy momma, let's get busy and freaky, in that order"
Fry: "hey jumbo, what if Leela would say you're sexy and wanted to
have sex with you!"
Jerk: "meh, I got's five minutes"
- Professor: "Fry can't know anything about the mission, if he finds
out, the worms will try to defend themselves. They know everything he knows."
Bender: "they know how to make ice cream soup?"
- Zoidberg: "Ahh, the hypochondriac's back, so what is it this time?"
Fry: "Well my lead pipe hurts a little"
Zoidberg: "That's normal, next patient!"
- Bender: "Yo old guy, why do we have to use those tiny micro droids?
Can't you just shrink us?"
Professor: "Oh my no, that would require extremely tiny atoms, have
priced those lately? I'm not made of money, leave me alone!"
- Jerk: "Yeah, you're right, she don't get enough meat for a guy like
Fry: "She does to! She's loaded meat, she's got more meat than a cow...
- Bender: "If it's any consolation, my life is great, babes, bucks,
I've got it all!"
Fry: "Well at least I've learned that Leela's a lost cause"
Bender: "There you go, goodnight, I have to get early to go parasailing
with movie stars"
- Fry: "There it is, the stately capitol of Fry's bowl, a heavily
guarded fort surrounding the pelvis splenetic ganglion."
Zoidberg: "I've heard of that, who said I haven't!"
- Amy: "Worms? Eww, puke-o-tonic"
- Bender: "Where are we, the ass?"
Professor: "We're in the heart, better known as a the love muscle"
Zoidberg: "Where the food is digested"
Professor: "We should be safe, so long as nothing makes it beat faster"
- Bender: "What's that black cracker?"
Fry: "a tomato"
Leela: "You're not gonna eat a sandwich from a truck stop mensroom
are you? " Fry: "What's the worst thing that can happen... ewww, it's
like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up"
- Worm: "Ok we'll leave, but one day you'll be eating a fast food
burger and BOOM, and you'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes
special sauce so special? Yo!"
- Leela: "I don't have words to say how wonderful you are, Fry. I haven't
been so happy since double soup tuesday in the orphanage"
Fry: "When I'm with you, every day seems like double soup tuesdays"
Leela: "Oh Fry, I love what you've become."
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