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Episode Sounds: 3ACV15 -I dated a Robot

  1. Mr Smith: "Haha, a casino where I'm winning? A car must have killed me, I must be .. in heaven! ... A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be .. in hell!"
    Speaker: "No Mr Smith, you are not in heaven or hell. You are on an air plane."
    Mr Smith: "There is a gremlin destroying the plane! You've gotta believe me!"
    Speaker: "Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"
    Mr Smith: "Noo! Eva Braun, help me! Aaaaargh!"
    Bender: "Saw it comin'"
    (download 139kb)
  2. Fry: "I just saw something incredibly cool! A big floating ball that lit up with every color in the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried."
    Amy: "Was it out infront of Discount Shoe Outlet?"
    Fry: "Yeah ..."
    Amy: "They have a college kid wear that to attract customers."
    (download 50kb)
  3. Leela: "Let's take the rest of the morning off and take Fry to do everything he ever wanted to do."
    Fry: "Everything ?"
    Leela: "Except that."
    (download 20kb)
  4. Zoidberg: "It's funny. You live in the universe but you never do these things till someone comes to visit."
    (download 17kb)
  5. Fry: "So there is an infinite number of parallel universes?"
    Professor: "No, just the two."
    Fry: "Oh, well, I'm sure that's enough."
    Bender: "I'm sick of parallel Bender lauding his cowboy hat over me!"
    (download 32kb)
  6. Girl: "Mommy, why is that man like that ?"
    Fry: "Woohoo, wooppiee! huahahaha"
    Mommy: "Don't look at him!"
    (download 18kb)
  7. Fry: "These new hands are great! I'm gonna break them in tonight."
    (download 8kb)
  8. Fry: "I've only got two fantasies left. To be invisible in a chocolate factory and to be romantically linked linked to a celebrity."
    Bender: "I could pound your head till you think that's what happened."
    Fry: "OK"
    (download 30kb)
  9. Professor: "On to the internet you go!"
    Bender: "Whao! And while you're there pick me up a few credit card numbers."
    (download 16kb)
  10. Auctioneer: "Are there no further bids for this exquisite galaxy. Sold! To the being of inconceivable horror."
    Being: "Muhuhahaha! Will a money order be ok?"
    Auctioneer: "Yes."
    Being: "Muhuhahahaha!"
    (download 45kb)
  11. Fry: "Do you have anything with more of a Lucy Liu feel to it?"
    Employee: "Na, mothing like that, although we have Lucy Liu."
    Fry: "hua!"
    Employee: "Only woman to be named people magazine's sexiest woman of the year twice! In 2003 and then again in 2063."
    (download 40kb)
  12. Lucy Bot: "You are one sexy man *PHILLIP J FRY* mmmmmhmmmhmm"
    Fry: "It worked perfectly!"
    (download 26kb)
  13. Fry: "She is more than just a piece of software!"
    Lucy Bot: "Would you like to take a moment to register me?"
    Fry: "Err, not right now."
    Lucy Bot: "I will remind you later you hot stud you."
    Fry: "So errr, what do you feel like doing?"
    Lucy Bot: "Would you like to take a moment to register me?"
    (download 47kb)
  14. Fry: "You are cute!"
    Lucy Bot: "You are cute!"
    Fry: "You!"
    Lucy Bot: "You!"
    Fry: "You!"
    Lucy Bot: "You!"
    Fry: "You!"
    Lucy Bot: "You!"
    Professor: "Oh dear! She is stuck in an infinite loop and he is an idiot! Well, that's love for you."
    (download 36kb)
  15. Fry: "So what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody."
    Hermes: "My god! He never took middle school high hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film."
    Professor: "It's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times."
    (download 37kb)
  16. Speaker: "Did you notice what went wrong in that scene? Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money with his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis. Thus earning a slim chance to perform the reproductive act."
    (download 40kb)
  17. Bender: "We've got to stem this tidal wave of moral decay! It's time to shut down nappster dot com!"
    (download 22kb)
  18. Bender: "Listen you fat internet nerd!"
    Nerd: "Listening."
    Bender: "Your company promotes wrong love! If you don't shut down right now, the only thing wired out of you will be your jaw!"
    Nerd: "You can't shut us down! The internet is about the free exchange and sale of other people's ideas. We've done nothing wrong!"
    Lucy: "Help! I'm being held prisoner!"
    (download 60kb)
  19. Nerd: "Open this door! Don't make me call the maintenance guy!"
    Bender: "It's a bluff!"
    Leela: "We can't take that chance!"
    (download 20kb)
  20. Nerd: "Aww, we are doomed! They got the head, they uncovered the sign! Soon the whole world will learn we're cyber criminals. And we would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling adults!"
    (download 36kb)
  21. Zoidberg: "Did you see me escaping? I was all like *woobobooobwoboo"
    (download 14kb)
  22. Bender: "Hey! Don't look at me like that! If you're thinking about crossing a line with Bender you can forget it! Bender don't bend that way!"
    (download 24kb)
  23. Lucy: "That was incredible Bender. You are like Jackie Chan before he got all doughy."
    Bender: "Ahh shucks. I wasn't afraid of that robot. I'm pretty brave once you get past my macho exterior."
    (download 38kb)
  24. Zapp: "Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes"
    Lucy bot: *grabs Zapp*
    Zapp: "*gag* uagauaaaa"
    (download 21kb)
  25. Fry: "This is the best movie I've ever seen! It has a vampire *and* an explosion."
    Lucy Bot: "It's amazing the way you *NOTICE TWO THINGS*"
    (download 25kb)
  26. Alex: "No! Don't open that coffin! It's ticking."
    Girl: "I have to Alex, that coffin is not going to open itselfs" *coffin opens itselfs*
    Vampire: "Blua!" *boom*
    (download 35kb)
  27. Lucy: "Let's hide in here. It will add to my box office growth"
    (download 9kb)
  28. Leela: "Oh no! They are forming a human pyramid! Of robots!"
    (download 13kb)
  29. Leela: "Dr Zoidberg, cut open that bag."
    Zoidberg: "Hooray!"
    Leela: "And don't eat it!"
    Zoidberg: "Awww."
    (download 16kb)
  30. Zoidberg: "Life was bad. But now it's good forever!"
    (download 8kb)
  31. Bender: "Get lost Pavarotti"
    Pavarotti: "Noooohoohohohoho"
    (download 15kb)
  32. Fry: "Lucy Liu Bot, if I don't survive the corn I want you to know that I love you as much as a man can love the computerized image of a gorgeous celebrity. Which has turned out is a lot."
    Lucy Bot: "Oh Fry... I love you more than the moon and the stars and the *POETIC IMAGE NUMBER 37 NOT FOUND*"
    (download 50kb)
  33. Fry: "Are you alright?"
    Lucy Bot: "Yes, my love, I'll be just *MASSIVE CORN CLOG IN PORT 7*"
    (download 20kb)
  34. Lucy Liu: "When you downloaded her without my permission, you stole my image. And in the end that's all I really have. That and the largest gold nugget in the world, one mile in diameter."
    (download 26kb)
  35. Lucy Bot: "I'll always remember you Fry *MEMORY DELETED*"
    (download 17kb)

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