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Episode Sounds: 3ACV20 - Godfellas

  1. Leela: *gasp* "Space pirates!"
    Fry: "Space pirates?"
    Leela: "You know...pirates, but in space!"
    (download 46kb)
  2. Bender: *grumble* "Make Bender take a nap in a tube..." *pulls out the torpedo and crawls inside* "Come back when I've had some sleep, baby!"
    (download 68kb)
  3. Pirate: "Too late I realize that me children are me only treasure."
    (download 35kb)
  4. Bender: "Hey, universe! Check out the dude with the Rolex!"
    (download 27kb)
  5. Bender: "Hey, what's bombarding me? Ow! Oh no, an asteroid field! If even a pea-sized asteroid were to whizz through my skull, it could..." *zing* "OW!...hurt slightly."
    (download 87kb)
  6. Bender: "Listen here, Malachi. Time for a religious donation. Hand over your wallet!"
    Malachi: "But Lord, we are a poor and simple folk."
    Bender: "Poor? Aw, crap."
    (download 75kb)
  7. Fry: "Is there anything religion can do to help me find my friend?"
    Pastor: "Well, we could join together in prayer."
    Fry: "Uh huh, but is there anything useful we can do?"
    Pastor: "No."
    (download 67kb)
  8. Fry: "Bonder? Is it really you?"
    Gypsy: "Yes, I am fine. Give the gypsy 10 dollars."
    Fry: "Wait a minute...Bender's name isn't Bonder, it's Bender! You're a fraud!"
    Gypsy: "Look, you want false hope or not?"
    Fry: "Only if you don't have any real hope."
    (download 105kb)
  9. Malachi: "The infidels on your back no longer believe in you. They say their prayers go unheeded."
    Bender: "Of course they're unheeded, how am I supposed to hear prayers coming out of my ass?"
    (download 73kb)
  10. Fry: "You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!'"
    (download 50kb)
  11. Malachi Jr: "Look Daddy, I'm hugging God! Mmmm, hmmm...maybe if I hug him real hard, he'll save us from..." *boom*
    Bender: "Noooo!"
    (download 82kb)
  12. Bender: "Hello? Is anyone still alive? How about in the porno theater? Don't be embarrassed!"
    (download 72kb)
  13. Bender: "Hey, that galaxy's signaling in binary. I gotta signal back! But I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. You speak english?"
    God: "I do now."
    (download 82kb)
  14. Fry: "Hmm, finding God. That...that's important, yeah. But you know what might be a treat for everyone? If you let me use the telescope to find my lost friend Bender."
    Monk: "I...I don't know what to say...other than 'absolutely not'!"
    (download 84kb)
  15. Monk #1: "He speaks out of love for his friend. Perhaps that love in his heart is God."
    Monk #2: "Oh, how convenient, a theory about God that doesn't require looking through a telescope. Get back to work!"
    (download 84kb)
  16. Monk: "This is the worst crazy sect I've ever been in!"
    (download 22kb)
  17. Bender: "So, do you know what I'm gonna do before I do it?"
    God: "Yes."
    Bender: "What if I do something different?"
    God: "Then I don't know that."
    (download 53kb)
  18. Bender: "I was God once."
    God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."
    (download 36kb)
  19. God: "Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket."
    Bender: "Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!"
    God: "Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
    (download 170kb)
  20. Monk: "Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!"
    (download 46kb)
  21. Fry: "Hello! Has anyone out there seen Bender?"
    Voice: "No, quit asking!"
    (download 32kb)
  22. Bender: "Guys, you'll never believe what happened! First I was God, then I met God!"
    Fry: "We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks!"
    (download 51kb)
  23. Leela: "Oh no, the monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room."
    Fry: "Aww, do we have to? I mean, they're monks. I'm sure their God will let them out, or at least give them more shoes to eat."
    Bender: "Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack, he pretty much told me so himself!"
    (download 104kb)
  24. Gypsy: "There is perhaps one way. Have you heard of the monks of Deshuba?"
    Fry: "I've... NOT heard of them..."
    (download 17kb)

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