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Episode Sounds: 3ACV21 - Futurestocks

  1. Fry: "So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Robot-Jesus?"
    Jewish Bot: "We believe he was built and that he was a very well programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah."
    (download 56kb)
  2. Fry: "I nominate That Guy. Not just because he has a suit, but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie."
    (download 40kb)
  3. That Guy: "There are two kinds of people. Sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who is a sheep?"
    Zoidberg: "Errr, excuse me... which is the one people like to hug?"
    (download 68kb)
  4. That Guy: "This isn't a business plan. It's an excape plan!"
    Professor: "So long suckers! Huhuhahahha!"
    (download 58kb)
  5. Hermes: "We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!"
    That Guy: "Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!"
    Amy: "Look, everyone wants to be like Germany. But do we really have the pure strength of will?"
    (download 111kb)
  6. Fry: "As Vice Chairman, I believe I speak for the entire board when I issue this challenge to Mom!" *zip* "Look at my butt! Whooohooohohoho!"
    (download 67kb)
  7. That Guy: "It's time I cut you in on a secret to success. Any guesses?"
    Fry: "Err, work really really hard?"
    That Guy: "No."
    Fry: "Oh, thank god!"
    That Guy: "It's all about appearances."
    (download 75kb)
  8. Leela: "That Guy is turning this place into some kind of business."
    Proffessor: "This isn't a business. I've always thought of it more as a source of cheap labor. Like a family."
    (download 70kb)
  9. Mom's son: "Errm, errr" *beep* *errrrr* "Ehh, the ballot was confusing!"
    Mom: "How about a hand recount?"
    Mom's son: "OK!" *slap* "Oww!"
    (download 79kb)
  10. Blob: "Your shares are worth a hundred and seven dollars a piece!"
    Leela: "They are? Oh my god! I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion about the capital gains tax!"
    (download 64kb)
  11. Zoidberg: "Awww, I have no shares! Ahahaha ... Wait! My sandwich! Has it also appriciated in value? Please, oh please!"
    Hermes: "You didn't even refrigerate it you spineless lobster!"
    Zoidberg: "You! Had to drag spines into this! Ahahhha"
    (download 119kb)
  12. Zoidberg: *dingdingding* "Aha! Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays of for the hungry investor!" *slurp* "Oh.. I'm ruined! Wuahahahaaha why ... why...."
    (download 105kb)

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