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Episode Sounds: 3ACV22 - The 30% Iron Chef

  1. Crew: "Uhhh, mmm, nice!"
    Professor: "Yes! It's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."
    Zoidberg: "Awww"
    Professor: "For the last time Zoidberg, look with your eyes, not with your claws!"
    (download 101kb)
  2. Bender: "Today, I've personalized each of your meals. For example, Amy, you're cute. So I've baked you a pony."
    (download 40kb)
  3. Bender: "But I watch your show! You owe me!"
    Elzar: "I owe you nothing. For starters, your antenna is in my crotch. Also, I hate you. And finally, you can't cook for squat."
    Bender: "Whahahhaha. What was the first one again?"
    Elzar: "I hate you."
    Bender: "I thought that was number two!"
    Elzar: "I knocked it up a notch. Bam!"
    (download 115kb)
  4. Zoidberg: "Wait ... What would the robot do ... Frame someone!"
    Fry: *enters* "What up?"
    Zoidberg: "Muhu muhu muhuhahaha"
    (download 69kb)
  5. Hobo1: "Let's give a friendly welcome to this new robo."
    Bender: "What did you call me?!"
    Hobo2: "A Robo. You know ... a robot hobo."
    Bender: "Oh, ok, I thought you said romo."
    (download 62kb)
  6. Helmut Spargel: "Bender, hear me well. I shall train you. But first you must forget everything you know about cooking."
    Bender: *beep* "Done."
    (download 48kb)
  7. Bender: "I'll avenge you master. I swear, in the presence of these drunken bums that I shall defeat Elzar!"
    Hobo: "Ohh, I'm not drunk. I'm mentally ill. But I likes what-what you said."
    (download 94kb)
  8. Bender: "I can't lose! I'm 30% Iron." *knocks belly* "You're going down! Erm, also I had a reservation for one ... under Dr Bender..."
    (download 65kb)
  9. Elzar: "Bam!"
    (download 3kb)
  10. Offvoice: "Next up challenger Bender. A student of the legendary Helmut Spargel, Bender is some sort of wonderful mechanical man."
    (download 40kb)
  11. Martha Stewart: "Uhh, delicious."
    Bubblegum Tate: "This food looks kinda funky... but it tastes kinda .. funkey!"
    (download 52kb)
  12. Bender: "Chairman-san. I came here with one goal. To humiliate Elzar in a large stadium. I believe I have done that."
    Elzar: "No question..."
    (download 57kb)
  13. Bender: "And that's how I defeated Elzar. Thanks to Spargel's magic liquid."
    Leela: "Yes, we were there... and just finished watching it again on TV ..."
    (download 53kb)
  14. Professor: "Good lord! According to the spectralizer, Spargel's magic ingredient was ... water! Ordinary water!"
    Crew: "HU! NO!"
    Fry: "Ah, so the real gift Spargel gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best."
    Professor: "Yes, ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoons full of LSD."
    (download 105kb)
  15. Hiroki-san: "Akiu, what's Elzar making?"
    Akiu: "Well, Hiroki-san. When I asked him he asked what business it was of mine and conjectured that my mother was a prostitute."
    (download 57kb)
  16. Jammin' Guy: "Spargel! You're fired. We need a chef who can attract today's younger, more extreeeme cooking show viewer."
    Spargel: "Elzar!"
    Elzar: "Get lost old man! Bam!"
    Spargel: "Mein Soufflé!"
    (download 88kb)

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